TFLN!

[tire]

THE oh god we just had so many major plot points TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME!

There's a lot of stuff going on in Recolle right now. It's the end of the month, AC is starting to happen, new people are rolling in, and, oh yeah, we basically had a mini citywide apocalypse?! so, here's something lighthearted to end your month! new, old--come play a little TFLN as you chomp at the bit waiting for whatever september has in store for us! ♥


1. pick a text or two or three.
2. post a top level with your character + their texts.
3. tag to your hearts content!

Comments

[esperimental]

1. he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything

2. 2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life

3. if you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.

4. [ text him! ]

2

[chargebomb]

Wow, Ritsu
Do you only like me for my



Wallet

3

[chargebomb]

Come at me if you think you're tough enough
Let's go let's make a match of it [ WRESTLING INCOMING. ]

1

[twelfthspark]

Oh, so you *have* met Professor Izunia.

[rygdea]

1. If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
2. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
3. i didnt mean to paint the chocobo... it just kinda happened, plus I wanted a silver one anyways

2

[negativism]

Calling "not it" on being the one to drag you into bed.

2

[thisloveisjustice]

Don't worry, I'll just punch you before I drag your sorry ass to bed.

3

[vendettastool]

All I have to say is that you should be glad that it wasn't real paint. That hair stuff comes out easily enough with a bath and the owners are not looking at me like I'm a horrible influence on cops.

higashino keigo (asano keigo) | BLEACH

[loudmouths]

1. I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"

2. Refresh my memory...were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?

3. We had to follow your trail of clothes to find you...

4. Why are you in my phone under "the last survivor?"

5. If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.

6. text him!

4

[lastcomfort]

Do you want the answer or do you want a hint?

[explodosafe]

1. I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.


2. It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.


3. Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.


4. You should probably call the Zoo in the morning to formally apologize. Just sayin'


5. Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.

[cheetahsenpai]

1. I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels

2. He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix

3. I deserve this hangover.

4. We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.

5. text him!

4

[gamblingaddict]

BUT IT WAS RLY HOT OUTSDE AND THE MEAT SECTION WAS COOLER!!! >_<

[twelfthspark]

1. 1) Break up with him. 2) Feel bad. 3) Fuck some other guy. 4) Feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
[note: swap in relevant pronouns as needed]
2. If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face.
3. Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
4. Change of plans. There's a bouncy castle set up in front of Chi House.

[text her!]

[standalonehuman]

1: I tried to tell her that it wasn't going to get her out of the ticket, but now a traffic stop turned into an indecent exposure charge. I need the coldest shower after I get through booking.

2: Technically drinking while operating a vehicle, but it's a unicycle. Do I give him a ticket or a medal?

2

[thisloveisjustice]

That is damn talented. Me, I'd give him the medal and a ride home.

[thisloveisjustice]

1. I deserve this hangover.

2. All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me

3. Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?

4. Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"

3.

[totallynotanoni]

Not sure. Just know that I'm never going to that bar ever again. Do you remember what we did after that? All I remember is that we went downtown after you said you were hungry..

tifa lockhart | final fantasy vii

[godshand]

[1]
(773):
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.

[2]
(281):
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.


[3]
(409):
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.

[4]
(402):
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.

[text her!]

4

[sunnymerc]

yes tifa i know

you blurt that out every time i ask you out on a second date

[sunnymerc]

1. i thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like five minutes to realize it was a mannequin.

2. why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house

3. Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face

4. who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.

5. as a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen

6. [ text her ]

Yumeko Jabami | Kakegurui

[gamblingaddict]

1. I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed

2. I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.

3. you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo

4. All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me

2

[hollywooding]

yes
you did
*why*

[gunsandveggies]

1. I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparently they don't take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?

2. I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in front of a fast running rhino

3. He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him

4. I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?

4

[fiddlestick]

[....Is this why you don't give your number to people you just met?

But more important question:]

do you have a picture of the cat?

Sakura Kinomoto l Cardcaptor Sakura

[keystaff]

1: my math professor staples burger king applications to failed tests
2: just don't do anything stupid
3: You got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall.
4: Wildcard? Text her.

3.

[bitemefightme]

I did what?

...........................

Wait, was I drinking?

[Please tell him he was drinking.

Although, that's still not something to be okay with around a little kid. Good job,
Orion.]

[ladytakamaki]

1. What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
2. i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
3. awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
4. why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
5. Text her!

4

[youraffection]

the 1 we were at was out of soft serve

[scarlet_devil]

1. Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.

2. Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.

3. You should probably call the zoo in the morning to formally apologise.

4. I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, silly string on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster.

5. [text her]

[alitaba]

1. with great boredom comes great irresponsibility

2. yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentery and dies. that'll show her

3. i already left my house once this summer. maybe we can do something in october

4. hey can we break in your window? we need to borrow the cat

1

[lastcomfort]

(　ﾟдﾟ)
I'm afraid to ask...
This doesn't have to do with the flamingos, does it?

[windeity]

1.) on a side note. i slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. found it in my bed when i came home and snuggled with it. drunk me reverted to being 2."

2.) fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. i feel like i'm so isolated i should take off my pants or something.

3.) i didn't even know we were hiding from the cops. i was just playing with the cats. people kept telling me to be quit the cops are here and i was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT?!

4.) all i remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me.

3

[crudest]

no no your priorities were definitely in order
cat >>>> cops

[totallynotanoni]

1. I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk.

2. On a side note I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2.

3. I am literally watching TV with my sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover.

4. I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is amazing.

5. If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.

6. [Text her.]