TFLN!

THE oh god we just had so many major plot points TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME!
There's a lot of stuff going on in Recolle right now. It's the end of the month, AC is starting to happen, new people are rolling in, and, oh yeah, we basically had a mini citywide apocalypse?! so, here's something lighthearted to end your month! new, old--come play a little TFLN as you chomp at the bit waiting for whatever september has in store for us! ♥
1. pick a text or two or three.
2. post a top level with your character + their texts.
3. tag to your hearts content!

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Besides, you're not my type. :)
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You're not anything to look at either, loser!
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Also what the hell's with this slander?!
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Well catch me outside! How about that, you cock-eyed twerp!
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Also are you fucking serious. You know half my job is putting guys to the floor in less than ten seconds. You REALLY wanna test my takedown streak???
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Okay, never mind. I really don't want to get my ass kicked while drunk.
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Anyway.
Yeah. That's what I thought.
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So keep those fists to yourself, yeah?
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Just be glad it's not a kick.
And I'll keep them to myself as long as I don't need to have reason to use them!
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You need anger management, David.
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Nah. I'm fine. Whole point of martial arts and all. Mental discipline.