TFLN!

[tire]

THE oh god we just had so many major plot points TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME!

There's a lot of stuff going on in Recolle right now. It's the end of the month, AC is starting to happen, new people are rolling in, and, oh yeah, we basically had a mini citywide apocalypse?! so, here's something lighthearted to end your month! new, old--come play a little TFLN as you chomp at the bit waiting for whatever september has in store for us! ♥


1. pick a text or two or three.
2. post a top level with your character + their texts.
3. tag to your hearts content!

Comments

[thesettingsun]

1. I'm not sure what exactly happened but I may need help faking my own death.

2. Drunk me is my new role model. He's fearless. Like not even afraid of tornadoes.

3. No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags.

4. [text him]

izumi sena / ensemble stars!

[adoringpast]

1. He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
2. my math professor staples burger king applications to failed tests
3. Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
4. champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
5. text him?

sawamura eijun

[tire]

1. i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip?????????????????


2. HANDJOBS HAVE NO PLACE ON A BASEBALL DIAMOND

3. I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay

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[thesettingsun]

That's unnecessarily cruel and plenty of valuable careers don't involve higher-level math. I'm concerned that I still find it funny.

[adoringpast]

that's just how it is, tsushima
i mean my chosen career path doesn't even involve math so there's really nothing to worry about

[thesettingsun]

Aren't you in math for people who aren't math people anyway? Why is somebody like that teaching that class?

[adoringpast]

i
have absolutely no idea

then again this uni has its share of weird professors
it doesn't surprise me anymore

saotome mary | kakegurui

[hollywooding]

1. I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion

2. I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.

3. I understand you have values and thats awesome. all i want to help you do is forget about them briefly.

[thesettingsun]

At this point I feel like nothing could surprise me, but I also feel like saying that is a guarantee that I'll be surprised by something stupid within the week.

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[adoringpast]

and i appreciate that, i really do
but how many times do i have to tell you that im never going to drink????

[adoringpast]

the worst part is that most of them aren't like this because of retrospec
they're just honest to god weirdos
some professors are cool but
yeah

[hollywooding]

as many times as i tell you how utterly lame you are.

Fai | Tsubasa Chronicle

[flowrite]

1. Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.

2. I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.

3. Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my messenger bag this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.

4. listen I will take literally anything I can get my skinny gay fingers on

5. [text him!]

[adoringpast]

look
just because im allowed in the inkwell now
doesn't mean that im REQUIRED to drink

leave me and my goddamn orange juice alone and ill leave you and your shady card games alone, deal?

[doublesmall]

1. I think drunk me is trying to kill me.

2. The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today

3. I need a hookup who doesn't know my ex or my friends.

4. My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.

[thesettingsun]

On the other hand, it's kind of nice to know that Retrospec isn't responsible for everything weird in our lives. It's not THAT powerful.

Rosalind Lutece | Bioshock: Infinite

[originallutece]

1. I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?" Stuff like this is why I'm cold to everyone.

2. What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old

3. I am 5' 6" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.

4. He looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘You’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I can't keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘You're probably right’.

5. Text her!

[adoringpast]

yeah i mean
they totally have no control over our personalities, right?

[ HAHAHA.............. ]

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[thesettingsun]

You think your therapist wants to work on your trust issues because she'll get money out of it and not because she's doing her job.

So in other words, you don't trust her.

[doublesmall]

yeah, I think that about sums it up

why?

[thesettingsun]

Obviously not! That would just be ridiculous.

[hollywooding]

there's nothing shady about anything i do, sena, please. ♥
at least have a shirley temple or something. orange juice? seriously?

[livingdeadgirl]

1. you should probably call the zoo in the morning to formally apologize. its the right thing to do

2. i didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, i was just playing with the cats. people kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?

3. some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...

4. just don't do anything stupid

5. [obligatory wildcard option]

David Song (Tae-won Song) | Original Character

[negativism]

1. I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?

2.I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"

Shit like that's why I'm a sarcastic asshole to everyone.

3. I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.

4. [ Text him! ]

[adoringpast]

at least that one doesn't really have alcohol in it
but orange juice is the healthier option here

this is why your skin looks all blotchy now
what a shame, otome