TFLN!

[tire]

THE oh god we just had so many major plot points TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME!

There's a lot of stuff going on in Recolle right now. It's the end of the month, AC is starting to happen, new people are rolling in, and, oh yeah, we basically had a mini citywide apocalypse?! so, here's something lighthearted to end your month! new, old--come play a little TFLN as you chomp at the bit waiting for whatever september has in store for us! ♥


1. pick a text or two or three.
2. post a top level with your character + their texts.
3. tag to your hearts content!

Comments

[thesettingsun]

1. I'm not sure what exactly happened but I may need help faking my own death.

2. Drunk me is my new role model. He's fearless. Like not even afraid of tornadoes.

3. No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags.

4. [text him]

1

[livingdeadgirl]

umm i guess i could go around telling people i saw your ghost
why do you need to fake your death though

izumi sena / ensemble stars!

[adoringpast]

1. He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
2. my math professor staples burger king applications to failed tests
3. Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
4. champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
5. text him?

2

[thesettingsun]

That's unnecessarily cruel and plenty of valuable careers don't involve higher-level math. I'm concerned that I still find it funny.

sawamura eijun

[tire]

1. i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip?????????????????


2. HANDJOBS HAVE NO PLACE ON A BASEBALL DIAMOND

3. I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay

3

[loudmouths]

WOAH

DON'T JUMP OFF ROOFS????

saotome mary | kakegurui

[hollywooding]

1. I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion

2. I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.

3. I understand you have values and thats awesome. all i want to help you do is forget about them briefly.

3

[adoringpast]

and i appreciate that, i really do
but how many times do i have to tell you that im never going to drink????

Fai | Tsubasa Chronicle

[flowrite]

1. Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.

2. I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.

3. Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my messenger bag this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.

4. listen I will take literally anything I can get my skinny gay fingers on

5. [text him!]

[doublesmall]

1. I think drunk me is trying to kill me.

2. The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today

3. I need a hookup who doesn't know my ex or my friends.

4. My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.

4

[thesettingsun]

You think your therapist wants to work on your trust issues because she'll get money out of it and not because she's doing her job.

So in other words, you don't trust her.

Rosalind Lutece | Bioshock: Infinite

[originallutece]

1. I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?" Stuff like this is why I'm cold to everyone.

2. What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old

3. I am 5' 6" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.

4. He looked very sadly at me after a little bit of conversation. ‘You’re so smart’ he said, ‘I feel like I can't keep up’. And then he did that sad boy face where you’re supposed to agree to tone yourself down. So I said ‘You're probably right’.

5. Text her!

4

[vendettastool]

He sounds like the guy I had for a math teacher in secondary school. He did that every time I corrected his exam papers.

[livingdeadgirl]

1. you should probably call the zoo in the morning to formally apologize. its the right thing to do

2. i didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, i was just playing with the cats. people kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?

3. some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...

4. just don't do anything stupid

5. [obligatory wildcard option]

[prometheanflame]

I'll do it once it isn't overrun with monsters.

They wouldn't care now.

David Song (Tae-won Song) | Original Character

[negativism]

1. I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?

2.I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"

Shit like that's why I'm a sarcastic asshole to everyone.

3. I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.

4. [ Text him! ]

3

[complementing]

dragon delivery service

okumura koushuu | daiya no ace

[undergrowl]

1. You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote, except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf I'll meet him at sunset and that I'm sorry."

2. FYI howling is not an acceptable form of communication.

3. I just walked in on them playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.

4. WILDCARD

1

[tire]

THAT LETTER WAS FOR KURAMOCHI IT WAS ABT U!!!

Eleanor Lamb | Bioshock

[notyourutopian]

1. Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?

2. Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.

3. If you see a small robot chicken please call me. And don't speak any German at it.

4. In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...

5. Text Her!

3

[youraffection]

what
WHAT
why??

shinonome kon | amatsuki (rec: kon ishida)

[refate]

1. we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "daaaamn girl" in a really low whisper.

2. my professor staples burger king applications to failed exams.

3. just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. being an engineer is fucking awesome.

4. WILDCARD

[hollywooding]

You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.

[stopbleeding]

1. You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working.

2. I went to get a drink from the hotel room and ended up arrested in the lobby.

3. If I die I have 2 requests 1. viking funeral pyre 2. take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone

4. TEXT HIM

3

[esperimental]

You probably sent this to the wrong person I'd make a terrible you

Also don't die

Kurama | "Kit Fawkes" | Yu Yu Hakusho

[roseblooms]

1) Step One: Break up with him. Step Two: Feel bad. Step Three: Fuck some other guy. Step Four: Feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.

2) Grading physics exams. They're mostly falling into three separate varieties: good, adequate, and "chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major".

3) I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.

4) You got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall.

5) Text him!

[lecturehall]

1. Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.

2. You were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS" and heating up things in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted.

3. Please pick me up with an explanation of why I shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesn't have a car.

4. TEXT HIM!

2

[tire]

use of vocabulary!!!!!!!!!

Carmen Sandiego | Where On Earth Is Carmen Sandiego?

[doitrockapella]

1) Why was I handcuffed to the roof?

2) I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so no, now is not a good time.

3) He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Either come give me a convenient excuse to ditch him or be my getaway driver after I climb out the bathroom window.

4) Well, there are three men fighting over me. It seems relatively unsporting not to get with at least one of them.

5) Text her!

4

[frisyr]

Stats on all 3

LAURENT (captive prince)

[anguinous]

I.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on. Trust me.

II.
After what happened last time I'm assuming we're banned from Taco Bell in general, which I have no problem with.

III.
Some jehova's witnesses asked me what I do for joy today. I told them I love sinning.

1.

[flowrite]

clearly you didn't mean to text me this, because you're preaching to the choir my friend ;)

Yoon-sung Lee | City Hunter

[vendettastool]

1. It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.

2. Just walked into the room and her sister just said 'Do him, or I will."

3. She tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of her 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix.

4. text him!

2

[complementing]

porque no los dos

[frisyr]

1. He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
2. I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
3. I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
4. He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
5. Text him!

[complementing]

1. I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the dog. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS DOG!?

2. I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.

3. I did not pay that kind of money so that it could be hidden. That bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.

4. Text her!

1

[vendettastool]

Look, you have to think of the dog. Wouldn't he be all sad if his new friends were dragged away by smelly strangers?

[youraffection]

1. i am literally watching tv with sunglasses on bc the brightness hurts my hangover

2. interesting, i was always told 2 run away from crazy, but u seem 2 think we should run towards them dick 1st

3. i accidentally had sex with my boyfriends twin last night...and he didnt stop me

4. its 7am. im sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how 2 get home. low moment i feel.

3

[chuusai]

First: wrong number?
Second: the twin didn't stop you or your boyfriend didn't stop you?

[lastcomfort]

1. We are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.

2. So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night.

3. In case you’re keeping score at home, this is [CHARACTER OF YOUR CHOICE]'s SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.

4. I’m having flashbacks of crying and telling you I was made out of egg salad.

1

[loudmouths]

sounds like fine dining to me

[heroforall]

1. He said he doesn’t “believe” in cuddling. Can you come get me?

2. Did I fall last night when you carried me home?

3. I didn’t even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT?

4. Why are you in my phone under “last survivor”?

5. Text him!

1

[glaciers]

Just tell me where you are.
You deserve to be cuddled.

[destiny_key]

1. just so its not awkward when you get here
you and one of my dogs has the same name

2. you just kept yelling 'you aint got no pancake mix!!!' at the tv

3. i shouldnt have to tell you to stop throwing knives at things

4. [text him!]

3

[twelfthspark]

But it's part of the memories! This is my *destiny*, Sora.

nui harime

[eyestitch]

1. soooo, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. don't even know.

2. there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you

3. i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. by breaking into his house.

4. text her

1

[adoringpast]

sounds like another normal weekend for you tbh