TFLN!

[tire]

THE oh god we just had so many major plot points TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME!

There's a lot of stuff going on in Recolle right now. It's the end of the month, AC is starting to happen, new people are rolling in, and, oh yeah, we basically had a mini citywide apocalypse?! so, here's something lighthearted to end your month! new, old--come play a little TFLN as you chomp at the bit waiting for whatever september has in store for us! ♥


1. pick a text or two or three.
2. post a top level with your character + their texts.
3. tag to your hearts content!

Comments

[esperimental]

I'm not accepting any of your gifts anymore until you show me a receipt Suzuki.

[chargebomb]

Are you kidding me
That's not what dating is about
Worrying about receipts

[ how is he supposed to spoil ritsu now??? ]

[esperimental]

Dating is also about caring if your partner ends up in jail.

Juvenile hall in this case. Whatever.

[chargebomb]

I'd have to get caught first

[esperimental]

Your luck's going to run out sometime if you keep using it like this Shou.
Or are you conveniently picking places with bad security? ... No, that's not your style.

[chargebomb]

If you put it that way you make me sound like such a serial thief

[ he should... probably shape up for ritsu, but delinquent habits are hard to kick. ]

I'll knock it off if it's really that important
Or if you're really that worried about me!

[esperimental]

Don't think of it as me wanting to change you as a person. I just don't want you to get in trouble.

Or for you to give me gray hairs getting stressed about the possibility.

[chargebomb]

No, I get you. [ ritsu worrying over him is... nice... ]
I'll limit it
And cut down
I mean not that I lift anything big anyway. [ just. probably mostly snacks, to be a petty thief. ]

[esperimental]

That's a good boy... friend.
Wow that still sounds weird.

[ HE'S STILL GETTING USED TO THIS OK ]

[chargebomb]

Wow, Ritsu
What am I a dog?
Woof woof

I feel like I've sent this exact text before come to think of it
You can praise me more like a good boy and friend though

[esperimental]

You might as well be.
Mr. Faithful Companion until somehow we're dating??

[ How they got here sure was a thing, and Ritsu smiles to himself at the phone, something that only ever happens with such frequency when it's this pup.

Except I can't elaborate bc it's not yet the holidays. COME FASTER HOLIDAYS. ]

So now you're my boyfriend.
And I just had to stare at that word for a solid 10 seconds at least.

Um, thank you for your patience I guess. [ In what world is Shou patient Ritsu that's just a formality phrase ]

[chargebomb]

RITSU
YOU CAN'T THANK ME FOR BEING YOUR PATIENT BOYFRIEND
EVEN THOUGH I AM
And I deserve thanks because I'm just that awesome and patient [ TOTALLY TRUTH. ]
If you thank me I would have to thank you every single day for being almost as awesome as I am

[esperimental]

So do you want thanks or not I am getting mixed signals here.
Don't wear the gratefulness out.

[chargebomb]

I want if you're going through with it but also
It's kind of


Just think about it, Ritsu
You watch a lot of shows
Do girlfriends ever thank their boyfriends for dating them? It's kind of a sad idea!

[esperimental]

So wait should I start taking cues from TV girlfriends.
That is going to be a disaster.

[ not any worse than the googling how to not ruin dates you've googled ritsu ]