TFLN!

THE oh god we just had so many major plot points TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT MEME!
There's a lot of stuff going on in Recolle right now. It's the end of the month, AC is starting to happen, new people are rolling in, and, oh yeah, we basically had a mini citywide apocalypse?! so, here's something lighthearted to end your month! new, old--come play a little TFLN as you chomp at the bit waiting for whatever september has in store for us! ♥
1. pick a text or two or three.
2. post a top level with your character + their texts.
3. tag to your hearts content!

tifa lockhart | final fantasy vii
(773):
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
[2]
(281):
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
[3]
(409):
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
[4]
(402):
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
[text her!]
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you blurt that out every time i ask you out on a second date
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and the answer is no sorry
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a quiet evening
just the to of us
you whispering pasta facts into my ear
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my girlfriend would disapprove
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why did you tell me before instead of distracting me with chef boyardee?!
now I need to learn about it somewhere else
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i time my news for the greatest dramatic effect, always
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toying with my heart AND stomach???
now i'm going to spend the evening alone eating spaghetti-os
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don't have a depression meal on my account
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i'm too happy for you to be depressed!!!
these spaghetti-os are also cute dinosaur shapes so that helps too
ok so tell me
is she cute??? tell me about her
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and smart, she's the smartest person i know. so driven
and she's really sweet
her name is jasmine and i've known her since we were kids
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that is the cutest thing i've seen all day
AND I SPENT THE AFTERNOON AT THE KITTY CAFE
fhjm drhkk jigyivdeyl!!!!!1
YOU'RE ADORABLE
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if you ever need a wingman i'm here for you
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no responsible adult speeches ok
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what catch?
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omg
pls don't tell me you got someone pregnant
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[ the fun fact: after an unlucky chain of events with the Wrong Girls, Eren's been single by choice since his freshman year. ]
i'm at the police dept and NO i didn't kill anyone
but maybe i was this close 👌🏻
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who
how
and why
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tom
broke his face into the counter @ tgi fridays + told him his name means death in german
he was being a ripped dick
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you can't beat up anyone just because they're a dick
or scare them with german
do you need me to bail you out
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and i was nice i gave a half a warning
[ either tom messed with his friends or said what he shouldn't!!! talk shit, get hit!!!!! ]
please
you can have w/e you want for a week
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but you have a deal if i can choose the week
and call in a shadowy favor at any time
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im not gonna feel bad for a piece of shit
[ mumble, grumble . . . he's also leaving out the fact that he got completely wrecked as well because tom had friends but
hush ]
deal x2
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