1. Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
2. Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
3. You should probably call the zoo in the morning to formally apologise.
4. I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, silly string on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster.
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2. Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
3. You should probably call the zoo in the morning to formally apologise.
4. I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, silly string on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster.
5. [text her]