✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[standalonehuman]

Ah ah, gotta at least answer, maybe consider all three for the same category?

Re: Lalli Hotakainen

[twelfthspark]

Emil, Prompto, who else does he have CR with? Let's say Kurt.

[mincingminuet]

Vera, Alison, and Ari. :3

[erythristic]

Easy. Kill Pitou, because I doubt they'd even die. Screw Gabranth so our friendship could be maintained afterwards, and he's very pretty. Marry Rosalind so that we might have a happy, long lived partnership full of science and elegance.

[twostringsonebow]

[FUCKING IMMEDIATELY.]

Ah, um. I... don't like the thought of killing any of them, really...

[....... not to mention the OTHER TWO.]

H-How about we change the last to something friendlier? Like, you know, bed, wed, and... I don't know, friends?

Well, Togusa owes his buddy a drink!

[rygdea]

They're all guys!

Are you trying to to insinuate something, Toga?!

Re: Penelope Raban

[twelfthspark]

Prompto, Freya, Vera.

Re: Hitori Togusa

[standalonehuman]

I suppose Ardyn and I would have to get married for the kids' sakes. Since I can't kill Dr. Sutcliffe, I suppose she would go in the fuck category, which would be weird, since in this scenario, she is also married to Ardyn.

Sorry, Detective Gabranth. I had to before my brother-in-law did.

[roseblooms]

Wow.

[cattack]

[ugh

UUUUUUUUUUUGH]

... Marry Tatsuo. As for the others...

[god]

... Sleep with Detective Matsuoka, and kill Detective Gabranth, I suppose...

[UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH.]

[standalonehuman]

That the Department needs to expand our hiring practices?

Re: grell sutcliffe

[twelfthspark]

Ardyn obviously, Togusa and... Lucian?

[elevelvetor]

But that's not how the game works... [ ... ] Would you like me to answer for you? I'm certain that I could.

[ : ) ]

Seto Kaiba

[crushcard]

 

[burningblossoms]

I don't know how many mutual friends we really have, so people from school. Yu, Yosuke, and Elizabeth.

Re: Mohammed Hefaz

[frisyr]

James, Tuuri, Mafuyu

Re: Kit "Kurama" Fawkes

[frisyr]

Yusuke, Hiei, Kuwabara

[flowrite]

Oh, ha! I don't know who two of those are, so... um. Marry Orion, the other two are a toss up? Can I do that?

[twelfthspark]

Rude.

[standalonehuman]

See? Easy. To be fair, those would probably be my choices, too, sorry, Detective Gabranth.

[mincingminuet]

Uh. Marry Freya. Loyalty. Fuck Prompto and feel bad because he's to pure for this world. And sorry Vera.

Re: Carmen Sandiego

[frisyr]

Denmark, Norway, Sweden

[rygdea]

....the hell? Togusa what are you even getting at?!

[mincingminuet]

Hey you put yourself out there for answers that make you squirm. So.

Yato

[goen]