✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

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grell sutcliffe

[erythristic]

[i'm ready to suffer]

[daemonized]

Rosalind, Pitou, and Gabranth.

[erythristic]

Easy. Kill Pitou, because I doubt they'd even die. Screw Gabranth so our friendship could be maintained afterwards, and he's very pretty. Marry Rosalind so that we might have a happy, long lived partnership full of science and elegance.

[daemonized]

Do you consider Pitou some sort of immortal?

[POINTEDLY NOT COMMENTING ON GABRANTH BEING PRETTY ENOUGH TO SCREW rip but-] And you only chose to marry Rosalind because she's a fellow redhead.

[erythristic]

Pitou's essentially a cat. They have nine lives. And Rosalind I've found to be delightful company. Her being a redhead is a bonus.

[daemonized]

Two mad scientists in love. The city of Recolle won't know what hit it.

Re: grell sutcliffe

[twelfthspark]

Ardyn obviously, Togusa and... Lucian?

[erythristic]

Tricky, aren't you. Sleep with Lucian, since I can't kill him or we'd be out another doctor and I'd be out a close friend. Kill Togusa to spare him. And marry Ardyn, then, and he can stop talking about his heart being shattered.

[twelfthspark]

... spare him from what? [did you just imply it would be worse for him to sleep with you, Grell]

[erythristic]

To spare him from having to be a part of this game any longer.

[thesettingsun]

I have basically no idea who you know in Recolle, so!

Tolkien, Hemingway, Kafka.

[erythristic]

Kill Hemingway as fast as I can, because I have no wish to be immortalized in his ego stroking wordpiles. Sleep with Kafka and have an enjoyable time. And marry Tolkien, and be contentedly happy in his vast world of imagination.

[thesettingsun]

You have good taste. That's pretty much what I'd say.

[erythristic]

I've got one for you. Wilde, Tolstoy, Dumas.

[thesettingsun]

Dumas had like forty mistresses or something, and I'd feel bad killing Tolstoy, so kill Dumas and marry Tolstoy. And I guess I'll be grossly indecent with Wilde.

[erythristic]

May it be a thing of beauty for the both of you.

[if she had a glass, she'd toast him for it.]

[thesettingsun]

There are few writers who can compete for decadence with Wilde.

The Marquis de Sade doesn't count, I have standards.