✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

Lalli Hotakainen

[lalliho]

(he doesn't like any of these for any of you, so)

Re: Lalli Hotakainen

[twelfthspark]

Emil, Prompto, who else does he have CR with? Let's say Kurt.

[lalliho]

...I have no idea who Kurt is, so I guess I would kill...him?

[???? Feels kinda bad, but the other two would feel worse.]

Um... I guess I'll sleep with Emil and marry Prompto? He's nicer to talk to. I'd rather marry a friend than some weird, stupid Swede.

[mercurio]

Don't worry, Lalli! I'll treat you right! Tons of suklaa in our married future.

[lalliho]

[oh my GOD this is almost too embarrassing to reply to]

...I'm holding you to that. Or you get more salmiakki.

[feed him tho]

Re: Lalli Hotakainen

[frisyr]

Sigrun

Mikkel

Reynir

[lalliho]

instincts want me to say "fuck reynir" but not in the way this game means, how mysterious

[COUGH COUGH OKAY ACTUAL ANSWER]

I'm surprised Reynir isn't dead already, so I guess he can die. Mikkel's the only one that is trying right now, and he's really old... Marrying him would probably be okay. I don't like Sigrun like that, but I don't want her to be my wife, that sounds scary, and she's more useful than that stupid redhead. Erm. Other stupid redhead?

[How did they get two stupid redheads...]

whoops is everyone answering ic

[frisyr]

?
🇸🇪

[lalliho]

idk bruh I thought I was supposed to otherwise I would have mentioned my Sigrun/Lalli fic doc that I have despite the fact that I don't ship it