✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

Kit "Kurama" Fawkes

[roseblooms]

Re: Kit "Kurama" Fawkes

[frisyr]

Yusuke, Hiei, Kuwabara

[roseblooms]

hahahaha sob this will have to be mildly done out of character because he hasn't even remembered kuwabara yet

but the correct answer is:

1) Marry Kuwabara because there are two kinds of people in the world: people who would marry Kuwabara and people who are Wrong.

2) Fuck Yusuke because like. Damn. No, like really, hot damn.

3) Kill Hiei because let's be real, battle is basically demon flirting as it is and Hiei is enough of a fanboy that he'd probably actually enjoy getting murdered by Youko Kurama at full tilt anyway.

[frisyr]

ok true but

if you kill yusuke he just comes back

[roseblooms]

man he can't kill yusuke

he spends half the series trying to die for yusuke

he'd be like off i go to kill yusuke BUT THEN I WILL JUMP IN FRONT OF THE BLOW AT THE CRITICAL MOMENT, HEROICALLY SACRIFICING MYSELF FOR THE CAUSE and fuck it up

[frisyr]

that would work too

like he'd die but really just get blooD EVERYWHERE

and come back

[roseblooms]

man there's a reason why i have this in kurama's profile

like

please stop trying to die so much okay you do this at least three times in the series that i can immediately name alone

[knivstikker]

HELLO CHIMES IN my favorite cast pic ever is the one where everyone's clothes are as bloody as their most major injuries and Kurama's suit is just FULLY RED

slides away again

[roseblooms]

I mentioned this meme on plurk and my yuyus friend delivered as always:

[originallutece]

Ardyn, Majima and Kaiba.

[ALL OLDER EDITION, i was going to say, helpfully forgetting once again Majima is like 24.]

[roseblooms]

...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't all of these people already taken?

[originallutece]

Aren't you?

It's a game, Christopher, not an actual question.

[roseblooms]

I'm just saying.

Very well, then — with all due apologies to Professor Izunia, by process of elimination I'd have to do him in...pun intended. And then I'd fuck Majima because I know he'd treat me well even if I'm not his type, and marry Kaiba because I like financial security as much as I like having an attractive husband.

[originallutece]

Very well reasoned. Practical and without any hang-ups on supposed partners, well done. I'm sure that will be a great comfort to Kiryu when he learns that you slept with his boyfriend.

[roseblooms]

Who's to say he's not invited, really?

[originallutece]

Well, me, technically, given I'm the one proposing this scenario. Though I can always reframe it, I suppose.

[roseblooms]

Maybe you're just jealous that you've not been invited yet.

[originallutece]

Oh, absolutely. The thought consumes me each evening, filling my time. It's thoughts like that are why you're the one who has to do the grading, you know.

Though I do notice that yet.

[roseblooms]

...

That's how you pass the time while I'm doing the grading? Imagining three men knocking boots?

[originallutece]

[Like hell she's going to back down now.]

Among other things.