✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[originallutece]

Aren't you?

It's a game, Christopher, not an actual question.

[roseblooms]

I'm just saying.

Very well, then — with all due apologies to Professor Izunia, by process of elimination I'd have to do him in...pun intended. And then I'd fuck Majima because I know he'd treat me well even if I'm not his type, and marry Kaiba because I like financial security as much as I like having an attractive husband.

[originallutece]

Very well reasoned. Practical and without any hang-ups on supposed partners, well done. I'm sure that will be a great comfort to Kiryu when he learns that you slept with his boyfriend.

[roseblooms]

Who's to say he's not invited, really?

[originallutece]

Well, me, technically, given I'm the one proposing this scenario. Though I can always reframe it, I suppose.

[roseblooms]

Maybe you're just jealous that you've not been invited yet.

[originallutece]

Oh, absolutely. The thought consumes me each evening, filling my time. It's thoughts like that are why you're the one who has to do the grading, you know.

Though I do notice that yet.

[roseblooms]

...

That's how you pass the time while I'm doing the grading? Imagining three men knocking boots?

[originallutece]

[Like hell she's going to back down now.]

Among other things.