✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

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goro akechi

[twostringsonebow]

[how fast will he regret participating in this Essential Teen Activity.]

[elevelvetor]

[ fucking immediately. ]

Who do we have in common... Silver, Akira, and Ann, I suppose?

[twostringsonebow]

[FUCKING IMMEDIATELY.]

Ah, um. I... don't like the thought of killing any of them, really...

[....... not to mention the OTHER TWO.]

H-How about we change the last to something friendlier? Like, you know, bed, wed, and... I don't know, friends?

[elevelvetor]

But that's not how the game works... [ ... ] Would you like me to answer for you? I'm certain that I could.

[ : ) ]

[twostringsonebow]

[he's screaming on the inside.]

N-No, no, that's fine, I can, ah... I can answer. You simply caught me off guard with those, um, particular choices.

[................ fuck,]

I... suppose, if you force my hand, then I'd kill Ann. [which leaves the other two. oh, oh god.] Um, I certainly wouldn't marry Silver, so I suppose that goes to Akira... [oh my god] and that leaves Silver to the last spot.

[he hates his life.]

[elevelvetor]

I thought I'd simply pick from our mutual acquaintances, but realized those were the only three that came to mind... I'm sorry if I embarrassed you.

[ she's only a little sorry. ]

You'd make a wonderful husband, at least. After all, you can cook. [ and clean and he's nice and

yes. perfect partner goro. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[she's not sorry at all.]

Yes, he's tasted some of it as well. I have no doubts that he's looking forward to our marriage.

[elevelvetor]

No doubts at all, hm?

[burningblossoms]

I don't know how many mutual friends we really have, so people from school. Yu, Yosuke, and Elizabeth.

[twostringsonebow]

[Yukiko, you're a blessing on this earth. This is much easier.]

I'd bed Hanamaru, marry Narukami, and Miss Velveteen is unfortunately being told to step off the plank.

[... though he still doesn't like the thing of killing if it Has to be done.]

[burningblossoms]

Harsh.

[But then. She's flashing a thumbs up.]

[twostringsonebow]

[Aw hell yeah, approval.]

I do hope none of them take offense to my choices. May I return the options to you?

[burningblossoms]

You can. Probably marry Yu, sleep with Elizabeth, and Yosuke can unfortunately go.

[twostringsonebow]

[Poor Yosuke.]

I feel bad for Hanamura... thrown out for convenience. Though at least we share tastes in spouses.

[covenantal]

Should I be honored?

[twostringsonebow]

[... Is this really Yu, or is this his twin. Trust that it's the first.]

I don't know about honored, seeing as your competition wasn't particularly stiff, but if you'd like.

[covenantal]

That's harsh. Poor Yosuke and Elizabeth. Still, I'll strive to be a good husband.

[elevelvetor]

You're rather lucky I can swim, Akechi.

[ this is really why she killed you off smh ]

[maskreant]

Morrigan, me, Silver.

[ catfucker ]

[twostringsonebow]

Isn't it tacky to enter yourself?

[Don't make him say it to your face.]

[maskreant]

Whatever do you mean?

[ He wants to hear it. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[Akira.]

Exactly what I ask. I don't suppose you'll exchange your cat for someone else, at least?

[maskreant]

Where's the fun in that?

[ WHAT'S THE POINT IF IT ISN'T HARD ]

[twostringsonebow]

[oh, my god.]

He's a... oh, nevermind. I suppose I can work with that.

[This is actually really easy, but he's just. Embarrassed. Ahem ahem.]

... Kill Silver, marry Morrigan, and take you to bed.

[maskreant]

So you would marry my cat.

[ this was all a set up why did goro even grace him with an answer ]