✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[maskreant]

Morrigan, me, Silver.

[ catfucker ]

[twostringsonebow]

Isn't it tacky to enter yourself?

[Don't make him say it to your face.]

[maskreant]

Whatever do you mean?

[ He wants to hear it. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[Akira.]

Exactly what I ask. I don't suppose you'll exchange your cat for someone else, at least?

[maskreant]

Where's the fun in that?

[ WHAT'S THE POINT IF IT ISN'T HARD ]

[twostringsonebow]

[oh, my god.]

He's a... oh, nevermind. I suppose I can work with that.

[This is actually really easy, but he's just. Embarrassed. Ahem ahem.]

... Kill Silver, marry Morrigan, and take you to bed.

[maskreant]

So you would marry my cat.

[ this was all a set up why did goro even grace him with an answer ]

[twostringsonebow]

[because he is playing a game]

I don't want to kill him and the other option is illegal, Akira.

[maskreant]

Right.

[ not going to kinkshame today ]

Well, I look forward to your performance in bed.

[twostringsonebow]

[he doesn't want to play anymore.]

I-I hope you're more active in it next time than you were last time.

[maskreant]

[ shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ]

I'll take care of you, don't worry.

[twostringsonebow]

[he's fuckin flatlining]

... Then, I'm in your hands, Akira.

[jesus christ he feels like a fuckin route in a harem game--]

[maskreant]

You're the only one for me, anyway.

[ this akira is fortunately a monogamous person. ]