✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[elevelvetor]

But that's not how the game works... [ ... ] Would you like me to answer for you? I'm certain that I could.

[ : ) ]

[twostringsonebow]

[he's screaming on the inside.]

N-No, no, that's fine, I can, ah... I can answer. You simply caught me off guard with those, um, particular choices.

[................ fuck,]

I... suppose, if you force my hand, then I'd kill Ann. [which leaves the other two. oh, oh god.] Um, I certainly wouldn't marry Silver, so I suppose that goes to Akira... [oh my god] and that leaves Silver to the last spot.

[he hates his life.]

[elevelvetor]

I thought I'd simply pick from our mutual acquaintances, but realized those were the only three that came to mind... I'm sorry if I embarrassed you.

[ she's only a little sorry. ]

You'd make a wonderful husband, at least. After all, you can cook. [ and clean and he's nice and

yes. perfect partner goro. ]

[twostringsonebow]

[she's not sorry at all.]

Yes, he's tasted some of it as well. I have no doubts that he's looking forward to our marriage.

[elevelvetor]

No doubts at all, hm?

[twostringsonebow]

[.......... That was too confident.]

I don't think I've given him reason for doubt, so... maybe. [Ahem!] But he enjoyed my food, so on that aspect he's to be certain.

[everything else. maybe. he doesn't know.]

[elevelvetor]

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, or so I've heard. Perhaps you have a chance.

[ only perhaps... apparently... ]

[twostringsonebow]

[perhaps.]

I suppose that is a good reason for Silver's friendliness to me as of late... though I use the term loosely. I've been treating him so he accepts my invitations places.

[feistytrader]

I've got no problems with benefiting off of your cowardice.

[twostringsonebow]

[every time he says a name the person appears. if he says orlando bloom, will the man of stunning beauty rescue him.]

I regret saying I'd bed you.

[feistytrader]

You should. Ann's way cuter than me.

[twostringsonebow]

While true, she's not my type.

[feistytrader]

True. She is out of your league.

[elevelvetor]

Does he really have such trouble asking out who he wants?

[ he had no trouble picking to MARRY HIM after all ]

[feistytrader]

I only hear about it every time he asks me to go somewhere with him. I'm surprised, though. He's being pretty bold today.

[elevelvetor]

Our little Akechi is growing up rather fast, isn't he.

[twostringsonebow]

[HE'S

REGRETTING THIS

WHY IS HE ROOMING WITH YOU TWO AGAIN.]

[elevelvetor]

[ this is an excellent question. please reflect on it and write a proper ode detailing the reasons why. ]

[feistytrader]

[Because you didn't have enough guts to ask anyone else-]

[maskreant]

[ Way too confident. ]

I heard you're planning to sleep with another man, honey.

[twostringsonebow]

[the face of a man who's screaming on the inside.]

I can look at the menu as long as I don't order off it?

[maskreant]

[twostringsonebow]

[AKIRA PLEASE.........]

I'm fighting for custody of Morrigan.

[maskreant]