✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

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ardyn izunia

[daemonized]

[darkinferno]

Grell, Ros, Prompto

Jim, Janet, Maurice

[twelfthspark]

one of these things is not like the others

[daemonized]

Marry Janet, so that she can be whisked away from Jim. Kill Maurice, since if he is a student on campus, I certainly won't sleep with him. So... I suppose that leaves Jim. What a terrible fate to have placed upon myself.

As for the other set, was listing Prompto necessary?

[mercurio]

Just kill me, no hard feelings.

[daemonized]

It can be a kind death. Chocobo-related.

[MAYBE A KIND DEATH?]

[mercurio]

I did almost die!

[daemonized]

Come now, you're exaggerating. Besides, I'm thinking something to do with being smothered by baby chocobos. That way, you'd die happy.

[mercurio]

In that case! Yes, please!!!

[daemonized]

Death by chocobo chicks it is, then.

[darkinferno]

Obviously it was, these things aren't supposed to be easy!

[daemonized]

[Okay, he'll mix it up, then. But Prompto's still going to die]

Then I'll marry Rosalind, so she can have the pleasure of experimenting on my magical abilities for the rest of our lives. I'd sleep with Grell, because why wouldn't I want to? And... Prompto dies via baby chocobos.

[originallutece]

Grell, Togusa, and . . . oh, let's say Jack, for old time's sake.

We need more adult friends.

[daemonized]

We do. Find some for me, will you, Rosalind?

Marry Grell, so we can be dramatic together for the rest of our lives. Sleep with Jack, because heaven knows that he flirted with me enough to have earned it. And... well, my apologies, Togusa. But I'm sparing him, I'm sure of it.

[originallutece]

First of all, I hardly know why you think I'm the one equipped to make friends. I loathe most people. Second of all, you can't spare someone.

[daemonized]

And yet you have a circle of friends now, don't you? Something must be working for you.

I'm sparing him by killing him. It's merciful, you know.

[originallutece]

Ah. I see.

That doesn't speak too highly of your, ah, personal skills, you know.

[daemonized]

My personal skills? [Feigns obliviousness?] I'll have you know my personal skills are not at all lacking.

[standalonehuman]

Ardyn, do we have to add a 'no mercy killing' stipulation to our friendship?

[daemonized]

Would you rather me have slept with you or married you?

[standalonehuman]

Ah, I know better than to think I could come between you and Grell or Jack, for that matter. If Jack saw me as competition, he's more than able to make my life hell.

But, Ardyn. For the kids.