Marry Janet, so that she can be whisked away from Jim. Kill Maurice, since if he is a student on campus, I certainly won't sleep with him. So... I suppose that leaves Jim. What a terrible fate to have placed upon myself.
As for the other set, was listing Prompto necessary?
[Okay, he'll mix it up, then. But Prompto's still going to die]
Then I'll marry Rosalind, so she can have the pleasure of experimenting on my magical abilities for the rest of our lives. I'd sleep with Grell, because why wouldn't I want to? And... Prompto dies via baby chocobos.
Marry Grell, so we can be dramatic together for the rest of our lives. Sleep with Jack, because heaven knows that he flirted with me enough to have earned it. And... well, my apologies, Togusa. But I'm sparing him, I'm sure of it.
Ah, I know better than to think I could come between you and Grell or Jack, for that matter. If Jack saw me as competition, he's more than able to make my life hell.
ardyn izunia
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Jim, Janet, Maurice
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As for the other set, was listing Prompto necessary?
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[MAYBE A KIND DEATH?]
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Then I'll marry Rosalind, so she can have the pleasure of experimenting on my magical abilities for the rest of our lives. I'd sleep with Grell, because why wouldn't I want to? And... Prompto dies via baby chocobos.
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We need more adult friends.
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Marry Grell, so we can be dramatic together for the rest of our lives. Sleep with Jack, because heaven knows that he flirted with me enough to have earned it. And... well, my apologies, Togusa. But I'm sparing him, I'm sure of it.
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I'm sparing him by killing him. It's merciful, you know.
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That doesn't speak too highly of your, ah, personal skills, you know.
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But, Ardyn. For the kids.