✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[darkinferno]

Grell, Ros, Prompto

Jim, Janet, Maurice

[twelfthspark]

one of these things is not like the others

[daemonized]

Marry Janet, so that she can be whisked away from Jim. Kill Maurice, since if he is a student on campus, I certainly won't sleep with him. So... I suppose that leaves Jim. What a terrible fate to have placed upon myself.

As for the other set, was listing Prompto necessary?

[mercurio]

Just kill me, no hard feelings.

[daemonized]

It can be a kind death. Chocobo-related.

[MAYBE A KIND DEATH?]

[mercurio]

I did almost die!

[daemonized]

Come now, you're exaggerating. Besides, I'm thinking something to do with being smothered by baby chocobos. That way, you'd die happy.

[mercurio]

In that case! Yes, please!!!

[daemonized]

Death by chocobo chicks it is, then.

[darkinferno]

Obviously it was, these things aren't supposed to be easy!

[daemonized]

[Okay, he'll mix it up, then. But Prompto's still going to die]

Then I'll marry Rosalind, so she can have the pleasure of experimenting on my magical abilities for the rest of our lives. I'd sleep with Grell, because why wouldn't I want to? And... Prompto dies via baby chocobos.