✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[originallutece]

Grell, Togusa, and . . . oh, let's say Jack, for old time's sake.

We need more adult friends.

[daemonized]

We do. Find some for me, will you, Rosalind?

Marry Grell, so we can be dramatic together for the rest of our lives. Sleep with Jack, because heaven knows that he flirted with me enough to have earned it. And... well, my apologies, Togusa. But I'm sparing him, I'm sure of it.

[originallutece]

First of all, I hardly know why you think I'm the one equipped to make friends. I loathe most people. Second of all, you can't spare someone.

[daemonized]

And yet you have a circle of friends now, don't you? Something must be working for you.

I'm sparing him by killing him. It's merciful, you know.

[originallutece]

Ah. I see.

That doesn't speak too highly of your, ah, personal skills, you know.

[daemonized]

My personal skills? [Feigns obliviousness?] I'll have you know my personal skills are not at all lacking.

[standalonehuman]

Ardyn, do we have to add a 'no mercy killing' stipulation to our friendship?

[daemonized]

Would you rather me have slept with you or married you?

[standalonehuman]

Ah, I know better than to think I could come between you and Grell or Jack, for that matter. If Jack saw me as competition, he's more than able to make my life hell.

But, Ardyn. For the kids.