[ IF YOU SPEAK QUICK ENOUGH YOU CANNOT HAVE REGRETS. ]
Of course I am. He's nervous about spirits, so I'll simply purchase more potentially haunted items to keep him away. I see no reason why becoming one himself would stay his fear.
[Okay, he'll mix it up, then. But Prompto's still going to die]
Then I'll marry Rosalind, so she can have the pleasure of experimenting on my magical abilities for the rest of our lives. I'd sleep with Grell, because why wouldn't I want to? And... Prompto dies via baby chocobos.
Very well, then — with all due apologies to Professor Izunia, by process of elimination I'd have to do him in...pun intended. And then I'd fuck Majima because I know he'd treat me well even if I'm not his type, and marry Kaiba because I like financial security as much as I like having an attractive husband.
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