✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

Re: Yosuke Hanamura

[browbeater]

Souji, Yu, Akira.

[maskreant]

[ MAAAAKOOOO ]

How is this fair? He's going to kill me.

[browbeater]

... Isn't that the point of the game?

[maskreant]

Yeah, but harder choices are key...

[browbeater]

Alright. I guess I'll mix it up.

[youraffection]

Yeah he's dead.

[maskreant]

To think I let you live when everyone was killing you off...

Cold.

[youraffection]

What, really?

[ No really? ]

[maskreant]

Yeah. I chose to marry you since I thought that was the better choice.

You can do whatever you want, we don't sleep together, AND you're not dead.

[youraffection]

Oh...

[ He almost feels bad... ]

Thanks, man...

[maskreant]

No problem, dog.

[ Even if it doesn't matter cause Yosuke died so many times now. ]

[youraffection]

[ He...really has. Ironic Akira's the only one who let him live. ]

Woof...

[maskreant]

[ oh............... ]

... I meant as in "friend," not dog dog.

[browbeater]

Okay, to make this actually hard, and to give Akira a fighting chance to not die: Akira, Ann, Prompto.

[youraffection]

What?

Ugh.

Okay lemme think....

[ HE LIKED THE LAST ONE BETTER ]

Marry Ann because she seems nice and I don't think I could deal with the other two guys 'til death do us part...

[ THINKING... ]

...

[ THINKING... ]

God, I can't believe I'm going to say this...but kill Prompto because that guy might actually mess with me more and I feel like he's going to try and get himself kidnapped by the mob or something....

[ SO THAT LEAVES... ]

[browbeater]

Are you happy now, Akira?

[seriously, the pointed look he's giving mr. fluffy hair...]

[maskreant]

[ GOd. ]

I didn't mean for you to go so far as to change your choices, Mister Lou... I only wanted you to enjoy yourself, too.

But thank you.

[maskreant]

By the way, I actually don't mind being killed off.

[browbeater]

You don't, huh?

So, this was entirely about the difficulty of the choice...

[hmm. Now he needs to figure out exactly who to make this harder. Should be easy with a little bit of observation...]

[youraffection]

Dammit!! I did this for nothing!

[covenantal]

Aw. I was hoping I'd get to hear you say you'd marry me.

[youraffection]

D-Dude...

[ Omg Yu. ]

People can hear you!

[covenantal]

Then you can whisper it to me.

[covenantal]

Besides, are you saying you wouldn't?

[youraffection]

[ O M G??

This is Yosuke (gently??) shoving Yu away. ]

This is fuck, marry, kill, not honesty hour!!