✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[youraffection]

What?

Ugh.

Okay lemme think....

[ HE LIKED THE LAST ONE BETTER ]

Marry Ann because she seems nice and I don't think I could deal with the other two guys 'til death do us part...

[ THINKING... ]

...

[ THINKING... ]

God, I can't believe I'm going to say this...but kill Prompto because that guy might actually mess with me more and I feel like he's going to try and get himself kidnapped by the mob or something....

[ SO THAT LEAVES... ]

[browbeater]

Are you happy now, Akira?

[seriously, the pointed look he's giving mr. fluffy hair...]

[maskreant]

[ GOd. ]

I didn't mean for you to go so far as to change your choices, Mister Lou... I only wanted you to enjoy yourself, too.

But thank you.

[maskreant]

By the way, I actually don't mind being killed off.

[browbeater]

You don't, huh?

So, this was entirely about the difficulty of the choice...

[hmm. Now he needs to figure out exactly who to make this harder. Should be easy with a little bit of observation...]

[youraffection]

Dammit!! I did this for nothing!

[covenantal]

Aw. I was hoping I'd get to hear you say you'd marry me.

[youraffection]

D-Dude...

[ Omg Yu. ]

People can hear you!

[covenantal]

Then you can whisper it to me.

[covenantal]

Besides, are you saying you wouldn't?

[youraffection]

[ O M G??

This is Yosuke (gently??) shoving Yu away. ]

This is fuck, marry, kill, not honesty hour!!

[maskreant]

[covenantal]

No need to be so jealous.

[youraffection]

This is what I was talking about!

[maskreant]

[ YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THIS ]

All right. Let me watch you ravish your lover, young master.

[covenantal]

[ akira stop ]

No.

[maskreant]

I thought so.

[ WINNNNNER ]

[covenantal]

[ SHUT UUUUUPPPPPP

akira kurusu is the worst, txt it ]

[youraffection]

Oh my god, STOP IT.

[covenantal]

[ just

kind of

stares at him ]

Are you saying you don't want me to ravish you in public?

[youraffection]

NO! NOT IN PUBLIC!

[covenantal]

[ holy shit ]

Exactly what kinds of things were you thinking I'd do...?

[youraffection]

I don't know!..."Ravishy" stuff?

[ Don't ask the hard questions, Yu! ]

Are you really going to make me say this with this guy here?

[maskreant]

[ I WAS GOING TO LET THIS THREAD GO ]

Practice safe sex. Always wear a condom.

[covenantal]

[ ravishy stuff..................................................................................... ]