✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

Re: akira kurusu

[browbeater]

Yu, Souji, Yosuke.

[maskreant]

[ Very. very. Tempted to kill Yosuke, but he saw the treatment!! ]

Wed Yosuke, bed Narukami #2, and kill Narukami #1. I'll take any opportunity to kill my nemesis. Thank you, Mister Lou.

[ 2 as in Souji, 1 as in Yu. ]

[browbeater]

... Yu is your nemesis?

[..............he wants the story.]

[maskreant]

Yes. Our rivalry dates eons past. With every death, we are reborn again to continue this never-ending battle—you may even call this fate.

[ They're stupid. Don't try to understand. ]

[browbeater]

... You watch a lot of anime, don't you.

[he's calling it. Right here, right now.]

[maskreant]

I've been reading a lot of books, too. A friend of mine recommended me Dusk as a new addition to my Bad Fiction collection.

[ It's Twilight. ]

[browbeater]

[he is impressed with your many talents, Akira.]

Alright... Mind if I ask one more? This one might have been too easy for you.

[maskreant]

[ HOW IS READING BAD FICTION A TALENT ]

Sure. Hit me.

[browbeater]

[after some serious investigation on his phone, which he is TOTALLY COMPETENT AT, Mako has the names.]

Ann, Yukiko, Akechi.

[maskreant]

I'm sorry, my queen... Kill Amagi cause she probably wouldn't mind being a ghost, marry Ann, then bed Goro.

[ He just can't afford to lose Ann and Futaba after what he saw, okay. ]

That was pretty good, Mister Lou.

[browbeater]

Thanks. I'm glad you approve.

[this time, at least.]

[covenantal]

Pistols at dawn.

[maskreant]

You're on. Remember to say goodbye to all your loved ones.

[covenantal]

Why should I? I'll be the one still standing at the end, after all. You, on the other hand... have you written your will yet?

[maskreant]

Yes. I leave my immense power to my underling, Morrigan, so he can seek revenge and destroy all that you have come to love and cherish.

[covenantal]

Over the many eons of our endless battle I've learned dark magics you'd tremble to speak of, Kurusu... any servant of yours will die at my hand. Still, you'd persist?

[maskreant]

Are you sure? This is your opponent.

[ sends this video. ]

[covenantal]

[ WEAK!!

he's so... weak... ]

I-I won't be brought down by such tricks! You betrayed and abandoned me... my heart is too hardened to be softened by such cuteness!!

[maskreant]

[ At first he's following, but then... ]

I did what now?

[covenantal]

[ Gives him kind of a Look. ]

... I was going for a "faithful companion turned traitor" angle, but now I'm wondering what you thought I meant.

[maskreant]

[ Looks back. ]

Oh, sorry. I didn't know that was part of it, so I was a little lost. That's fine with me.