✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

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akira kurusu

[maskreant]

[burningblossoms]

Mmmm. Ann, Elizabeth, and Souji.

[maskreant]

[ This is a hard decision for him... He loves all of them so dearly?! ]

Wed Ann, bed Liz, and kill Narukami #2. I'll try to revive him later.

Re: akira kurusu

[browbeater]

Yu, Souji, Yosuke.

[maskreant]

[ Very. very. Tempted to kill Yosuke, but he saw the treatment!! ]

Wed Yosuke, bed Narukami #2, and kill Narukami #1. I'll take any opportunity to kill my nemesis. Thank you, Mister Lou.

[ 2 as in Souji, 1 as in Yu. ]

[browbeater]

... Yu is your nemesis?

[..............he wants the story.]

[maskreant]

Yes. Our rivalry dates eons past. With every death, we are reborn again to continue this never-ending battle—you may even call this fate.

[ They're stupid. Don't try to understand. ]

[browbeater]

... You watch a lot of anime, don't you.

[he's calling it. Right here, right now.]

[maskreant]

I've been reading a lot of books, too. A friend of mine recommended me Dusk as a new addition to my Bad Fiction collection.

[ It's Twilight. ]

[browbeater]

[he is impressed with your many talents, Akira.]

Alright... Mind if I ask one more? This one might have been too easy for you.

[covenantal]

Pistols at dawn.

[maskreant]

You're on. Remember to say goodbye to all your loved ones.

[covenantal]

Why should I? I'll be the one still standing at the end, after all. You, on the other hand... have you written your will yet?

[maskreant]

Yes. I leave my immense power to my underling, Morrigan, so he can seek revenge and destroy all that you have come to love and cherish.

[covenantal]

Over the many eons of our endless battle I've learned dark magics you'd tremble to speak of, Kurusu... any servant of yours will die at my hand. Still, you'd persist?

[elevelvetor]

Well, since you gave me our mutuals, I suppose it's only fair... Akechi, Silver, and Ann?

[maskreant]

[ Shit... Goddamnit. ]

Can I marry all three?

[elevelvetor]

Absolutely not. Make your choices, Akira, or I'll simply make them for you.

[maskreant]

You're cruel, Liz. [ HE LIKES IT. ]

I guess I would kill Silver and use my childhood friend pass, bed Ann...? Marry Goro, divorce him, then end my life so I can be with Silver.

[twostringsonebow]

[is he not good enough to fuck, is that it]

[maskreant]

[ you didn't pick him as your fuck option either?? ]

[elevelvetor]

You'd leave Akechi a weeping widow... And I'm the cruel one.

[ for shame. ]

Though, I doubt he would've taken being a third partner any better, to be honest. He doesn't seem like the type to be polyamorous.

[maskreant]

He'll find someone better than me, I'm sure.

[ Genuinely and sincerely he thinks there are better people. Even Elizabeth is a considerably better choice. ]

I can see that... [ He will save Goro's rep by not mentioning Dusk. ] He'd make a worthy husband, too. Who can turn down delicious curry?

[feistytrader]

Please keep living on. I'll become a spooky ghost and hang out with you like that.

[Maybe he'll even haunt people for him-]

[maskreant]

That would be too sad... I'll revive you somehow.

[ Good. Please do. ]