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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-06-16 08:40 pm
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JUNE TDM

TEST DRIVE
JUNE TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. The kids are out for the summer and the weather's just fine. The sun's shining brightly, not a cloud in the clear gray sky. Everything seems at peace and citizens are out and about, smiling to one another and enjoying each other's company.

Oh, and this thing (complete with cardboard cut-out) has currently taken the place of the founders' statues in Recollé Square. But that's probably not a big deal. 

What will you do today?

I.
What is this thing? Why is this thing here? For those of you in Tribunal Terrace today you may wish to investigate the five-foot-tall spinning wheel. How did it even get here? And where did the statues of the founders go? Even if you cannot answer those questions, it's hard to ignore the urge to give it a spin.

Check out those colors go 'round and 'round. Depending on what number you land on, you will find a notification pop up on your phone with a short list of…words. Are these supposed to be qualifications? Weird. That was a waste of time.

However, the moment you walk away you will find yourself accosted by various recruiters wherever you go, congratulating you on your impressive resumé and leading you to an office in Chata. Their offices have been equipped with tabletop-sized spinning wheels much like the one in Recollé Square that will spin 'round and 'round, determining the position you qualify for. Are you ready to show how these traits make you the perfect applicant? It looks like you have time to consult with your fellow candidates before your turn comes.

Or perhaps you've managed to resist spinning that wheel. The recruiters absolutely love your willpower and determination and want you to join their team! For those who can resist, they will still find themselves whisked away by recruiters to the same office and thrown straight into training to prepare for interviewing their neighbors. Recruiters will set up pairs of interviewers and applicants, leaving them alone to ask the hard-hitting questions and pick the most qualified candidate. Do your best and beat out the rest! It's your time to shine.

II.
Just because school is out for the summer doesn't mean Apparassage is quiet. Students and faculty alike are bustling about already preparing for the next school year. Campus tours of Recollé University run every two hours, and there are open house tours of the local elementary, middle and high school. Perhaps you're a future student exploring the campus and getting to know your future classmates. Maybe you're faculty or a student guide wrangling the kids and keeping them in line. Or you just might be one of the unfortunate ones who have found yourself with six weeks of summer school.

However, no matter where you find yourself in this district things get a little tricky when you're ready to leave for the day. The sidewalks outside of the buildings have all disintegrated, revealing a large void leading to nowhere beneath your feet. Without a clear path it seems impossible to escape, but stacked at the entrances of every doorway are large tiles with the letters of the alphabet carefully printed on them. When you look across the devoid path, you may notice you have a partner in a similar position with their own stack of letters.

Get ready to expand your vocabulary. Building a bridge of connecting words may be your only chance of getting home before sunset. Strangely, as the letters are laid out they seem to suspend mid-air enough to hold your weight as you make your way carefully across this pit. Balance and precision are key in this game. The stack floats along behind you as you cross the void, letters seemingly adding to the pile to provide more materials to build.

But like all games, there can be only one winner. Those who clear their letters first will arrive outside of the district safely, free now to come and go as they please. For those who do not clear their stack in time, you might have luck jumping from word to word to cross the finish line. Try as you might, if this is the method you follow, the moment you land on the winning word to leave the district the letters will glitch out, sending you plummeting into the void and landing on a long slope down to the bottom. Upon landing, you will see a series of chutes and ladders one can use to climb back up. Some ladders lead back to Apparassage. Some lead straight into Tisse, and some even lead to unexpected places. Where will you end up? The journey is up to you now.

III.
The days are longer, the nights are shorter, the sun is shining and it's noticeably warmer. Isn't it a perfect time for a summer potluck? The citizens of Recollé seem to think so and have all gathered today in Hollingberry Field with friends and loved ones to share food and fun. Kids chase after each other in friendly games of tag and hide-and-seek while other attendants mingle with one another, piling plates of food and sharing with their neighbor.

Why, even Mayor Mayer is out today for this summer kickoff with his lovely red Chocobo, Seabiscuit.

As the evening begins to wind down, however, there's a startled cry from the Mayor as he realizes someone has kidnapped his beloved pet from right under his nose. Was it you? How about you? Everyone has become a suspect and it's up to you to solve whodunnit. The Mayor provides everyone with a pen and a pad of paper divided into three sections for a suspect, a method, and a location. Grab a friend (or even a group of strangers) and get ready to interrogate each other to crack this case.

(With a little looking, however, it's easy to see that Seabiscuit's merely wandered down the hill away from the park. But maybe it's better not to tell the Mayor. He seems very adamant about this game.)

For anyone who manages to solve the case, the Mayor will be immensely grateful and reward you with a valuable prize! Congratulations! However, for anyone who fails to solve the puzzle, or even anyone found guilty of this heinous crime, by order of the Mayor you will be subjected to jail time for a full half an hour. (The Mayor can't stay too mad at his citizens. He loves them all.)

IV.
A nice, leisurely stroll through the entertainment district of Tisse seems to be in order. Summer sales are aplenty and now's the perfect time to shop 'til you drop. On the other hand, that doesn't seem to be the only thing dropping in Tisse. Do you hear that? Perhaps it is easy to ignore the sounds of stone crashing to the ground. Construction isn't unusual in this district. You think maybe you passed an ongoing demolition on your way inside a shop. But the crash happens again, and again, and again, a loud string of booms growing closer and closer.

Are those buildings tipping into one another? Or is it your imagination? You may not have time to answer while the string of events is put into motion. A crane swings overhead, knocking into a well-placed boulder that begins to roll down the street. Cranes, pulleys and wires move in sync as the ball rolls right toward you. Will you run? Will you collide right into the next set of traps? You may recall learning about this type of experiment once upon a time, coming to realize the elaborately planned Rube Goldberg machine spans the entirety of the city.

Maybe you're one of the lucky ones and you find a safe shop to dive into to escape. Or perhaps your sole focus is to run and get as far as you can, failing to notice that the large boulder herds you right to the end of the district and into a caged-in area. Make yourself comfortable. Someone from the outside will have to free you. But hey, maybe you aren't alone in this trap. Misery loves company, doesn't it?

BONUS.
The Retrospec app is at it again, just as useless as it's always been. After downloading to your device and allowing you to upload a profile picture, the app seems to take over your phone. Any time you open your phone to use it, a splash screen appears prompting you to pick one of the brightly colored wedges (or one of the two grayed out ones.)

It's time to exercise your brain and buff your trivia stats. Answering a question from your selected category will allow you to use your phone once again, but if you get it wrong? Retrospec will encourage you not to give up and try again.

...or, you know, you could ask someone to help figure out the answer. Hey, that person looks like they're bursting with knowledge! Perhaps it's best to see if they can help you stop this madness.

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply are futile. Once a question has been answered correctly, phones will return to their usual functionality until the next time it settles into idle mode.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun!

Your June TDM directory is here, and your AU workshop is here!
lalliho: (don't make me come over there)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 09:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...Or how an entire classroom can't tell the Finnish kid hasn't even used Finnish for a week.

[grumble grump. Oh well, he has a burger. Pretty good burger, even if he's dismantling it after the first bite, putting each layer on its own.]

That sounds kind of stupid. But if you could understand all of them, that's fine. I guess.
lalliho: (if you were a baby)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's fine... Lalli's free and nimble enough that he doesn't get caught, and he loves every new bite Shou has to take for the good of the team. This will be the memory he tries to treasure about today, if pressed to pick one.]

...When you ride a bird, do you put your legs in front of or behind the wings...? [Taking his phone out... Will the internet really help with this... Maybe he'll just try to look up screenshots from the mmo he plays.] Maybe once he's calmer you can use my shirt as weird-looking reigns. Cape reigns.
chargebomb: (wasting time)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-24 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. I'll shred it and use it like that. [ he's... pretty sure his head is bleeding. hopefully it's not too obvious, with his hair. and there are probably scratches all over him... whatever!! he's tough! and yes, he deserves it.

the bird finally appears to be calming down. he pats its neck, considerably gentler, though the unamused look on his face suggests he wouldn't be against bird roast still. ]


How much is the prize for turning this guy in again...
maskreant: (pic#11465338)

[personal profile] maskreant 2017-06-24 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is this what it's like to meet a rper in real life? He doesn't know, but he listens to her qualms and and objectives. They all sounds reasonable despite her strange questions and demeanor. He nods in agreement to her problems, understanding them completely. ]

It depends if there's food involved. It might be free if I stick around long enough. [ All... of this for a free meal ticket. ] If I get it, I'll have to turn it down. I like my current job as a purrista.

[ Rubbing his neck awkwardly, he turns to her. ]

I'm sure you'll find a job you love in Apprassage. Dreams do come true.
lalliho: (why did you tell me to hang up first)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't -- [hackles raised again] -- ruin my shirt. Just pull it over his head and hold the bottom!

[MAKE THE BIRD WEAR HIS SHIRT]

Getting to leave. Not being put in fake jail. I don't know if there's a real one.
novation: (Default)

[personal profile] novation 2017-06-24 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He is... He can wear his clothes correctly without issues. Corrin lifts an eyebrow as the ends of his lips curl, foreshadowing a chuckle. He keeps it in!! For the sake of Leo's pride. ]

A dragon that makes ice cream...

[ That sounds fun, but he won't say that. Leo doesn't seem to be in the Mood to play around with the narratives. Corrin goes ahead and takes the lead and picks himself up onto his feet. ]

I don't see why not? Let's go.
reticence: (modern eyebrow)

[personal profile] reticence 2017-06-24 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Faolan turns his phone to display his screen to the younger man, rather than answer the question aloud.

No phone envy, thanks, he gets paid well enough that he can afford a perfectly decent phone all on his own. It's the message displayed across it that is unsettling him.
]

Whatever it is, it's catching.
chargebomb: (broken hearts)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-24 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Got it, got it! [ jeez, pushy...!! just because he wants to ruin lalli's clothes, gosh. ] This thing is more trouble than it's worth! I want to get something out of it, I'll be pissed if that mayor has some lame prize, like his lame punishment of a jail...
lalliho: (gonna get my way)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[stop being a rude boy!!! if you're good, maybe Lalli will buy u a slushie.]

Why'd you set the trap in the first place if you didnt know what you were getting?
chargebomb: (no one cares)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-24 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I was curious? I didn't think this guy was going to be so... bitey.

[ on cue, seabiscuit bites him again. ]

I'll bite you right back, I swear...
lalliho: (i literally can't believe this)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[sighhhh]

That'll just scare him again.
chargebomb: (lost and found)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-24 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Relax, I'm not gonna do that yet.

I'd have to cook him first.
lalliho: (we can sort out the rest later)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to tell security you stole my shirt and attacked the mayor's dumb bird trying to steal that, too.

[just be good for two minutes!!]
chargebomb: (no one cares)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-24 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ HE'S BEHAVING or is he. does he even know how. ]

You're helping, so you're my accomplice! Shirtless or not!
hollywooding: [ clique plays in the bg ] (63.)

[personal profile] hollywooding 2017-06-24 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
I have one. [ mostly because of kon: mary definitely doesn't trust him not to poke around in her stuff for no reason... ] And even that didn't catch it.

Maybe it's just a dumb trivia game. [ mary seriously doubts it, but the face this girl is making...jeez, she doesn't wanna scare her. ]
lalliho: (curiosity killed the cat)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. You took advantage of the poor foreigner.

[He's barely trying to sound convincing at the moment, but...he thinks if he tried, he might be able to pull it off. Right now, though... He gently reaches out a hand to slowly stroke along Seabiscuit's neck.] Wings go behind your legs, for riding it. I'm going to free his legs, okay? Don't do something stupid.
chargebomb: (just make it loud)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-24 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi, I count as a foreigner too. I wasn't born here. [ well, whatever. he just watches curiously as lalli pats seabiscuit, who seems to respond more positively than it did to shou.

... that's not a surprise at all or anything. ]


C'mon, me? Do something stupid?

Like what? [ don't give him ideas. ]
elevelvetor: (ⅩⅢ. the death)

[personal profile] elevelvetor 2017-06-24 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...Purrista, oh, that's darling? ]

In some media. [ Strangely matter of fact, considering how she's... been this whole time. Though, her tone's back to something much lighter the next moment!! ] Is purrista your dream job then? ...What is a purrista anyway?
lalliho: (cutting the corners)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-24 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but you look like trouble.

[Lalli knows that chances are he's been in Recolle far longer than this guy, as well as most of the people that swung through, foreigner or no. Been here too long, just can't bring himself to leave.]

Pfh. Just be quiet...

[He doesn't trust this fishing for information... He tries to be extra careful when he gets rid of the netting, but it also means he doesn't get to keep an eye on this horrible child to make sure he's nice to burd.]

You ever ridden something before?
chargebomb: (spoken words)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-24 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Like, a bike? [ ........ just asking. ] I haven't ridden a horse before. And definitely not a giant bird...

[ luckily, the bird does appear to be more relaxed and even chirping again, feathers settling as lalli gets rid of the netting around its legs. shou finally helps as well, still keeping an arm around its neck in case the creature spooks and runs for it. ]

Think we can both fit?
ladya: (Default)

aranea highwind | ffxv

[personal profile] ladya 2017-06-24 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
iii. guilty of neglect
[ Having been ruled guilty of the crime of neglecting her duty as Seabiscuit’s bodyguard, a volunteer position that she accepted extremely half-heartedly if only because she couldn’t muster up the energy to reject, Aranea’s sentencing as guilty and her subsequent imprisonment onlyt serve as icing on the cake.

She’s always hated potlucks. ]


Guilty, my ass. [ Aranea mutters audibly under her breath, eying the gaps between the plush bars with great interest. If there’s anyone with her in the jail cell, whether actually guilty, wrongly accused, or somewhere in the middle just like Aranea is, her comment is made directly to them. In the advent that she is alone, and someone is simply watching her, well…

She makes the same exact remarks. ]
Time to bust out of here. Hey, think I’m skinny enough?

[ A wry smirk on her face, a wink if she catches anyone’s eye in particular, Aranea turns sideways and attempts to shimmy herself out from between the bars, pausing in her attempt at jail breaking to peer out in the direction of any possible onlookers. ]

iv. attack of the bras
[ Spending her time shopping for clothes isn’t a halfway bad idea to burn some time. As a civilian, Aranea is shocked by just how much time that she does have to waste at any given moment, as well as the sheer sparsity of her wardrobe.

Having dived somewhat off course as she exits from a very pink underwear store, she’s about to re-examine the receipt just to confirm the score that she just landed — when at the very corner of her eye, the woman catches a very large boulder from the corner of her eye. Cursing, very loudly at that, she begins to frantically run away in the opposite direction before the life is snuffed out of her.

Either on the way, or upon colliding into the caged-in area, the lacy bras and underwear (ahem, red and black colored thongs) come flying out of the bag in succession. perhaps, they land on you in some way. ]


bonus. app abuse
[ Wherever and whenever Aranea receives the rather persistent alert to download Retrospec onto her phone, her eyebrows furrow together once she’s presented with a list of trivia questions. They all appear banal, just the type of crap that she can’t be bothered to fill her mind with. Those complex aeronautical calculations? Far more important.

And so her eyes slide to the closest available person to bother. ]


Uh, excuse me. [ The attempt at pleasantries are as forced as they appear. ] Any chance that you're just so smart that you happen enough to know who — [ Glance back down at her phone screen, then back to maintaining eye contact. There’s also a smack of gum somewhere in there. ] Who the first king of Jerusalem was?

wildcard.
[ Feel free to make your own prompt, if you wish! My TDM comment is up here, for your reference. ]
Edited 2017-06-24 23:50 (UTC)
flowrite: (pic#11399211)

[personal profile] flowrite 2017-06-24 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Mm, a few of the girls. We're not really close enough to keep up with each other most days, but it's always fun to stop in and catch up. I just don't usually feel safe enough to do that.

[But he's had enough to drink by now that when the bartender stops by with his next alcoholic monstrosity, he feels safe enough to wink at the guy over his sunglasses.

And then his attention returns to Kenta in full force, with a big smile.]


So, Juri was really great, wasn't she?
lalliho: (smells like updog in here)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-25 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Lalli takes a step back and studies the situation.]

Yes. [Mostly because he's a literal twig and probably only weighs 100 lbs soaking wet.] But I don't want to be that close to you. Gross.

[Whether he's wearing a shirt or not, that's Too Much contact.]

I don't know how riding animals works. How to make him not...go really fast. But maybe if I walk next to him, he'll walk, too.
chargebomb: (i feel no touch)

[personal profile] chargebomb 2017-06-25 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, there might not be that much room. But I have to admit, I kinda do want to try riding this thing... [ so yeah, he'd happily take up that offer if lalli's wary. he pats seabiscuit's neck slightly more cheerfully, making the bird chirp grumpily and twist around for another pecking attempt. ]

You were talking about using your shirt as reins, but we have rope right here, you know? [ ... it just occurred to him too, though. ]
lalliho: (Default)

[personal profile] lalliho 2017-06-25 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Lalli turns the former-trap over in his hands, keeping an eye on Seabiscuit.]

...Do you know how to tie it to make sure he doesn't choke?

[He could probably figure it out, but...he'd rather not risk it...]