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JUNE TDM

TEST DRIVE

JUNE TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. The kids are out for the summer and the weather's just fine. The sun's shining brightly, not a cloud in the clear gray sky. Everything seems at peace and citizens are out and about, smiling to one another and enjoying each other's company.

Oh, and this thing (complete with cardboard cut-out) has currently taken the place of the founders' statues in Recollé Square. But that's probably not a big deal.

What will you do today?

I.
What is this thing? Why is this thing here? For those of you in Tribunal Terrace today you may wish to investigate the five-foot-tall spinning wheel. How did it even get here? And where did the statues of the founders go? Even if you cannot answer those questions, it's hard to ignore the urge to give it a spin.

Check out those colors go 'round and 'round. Depending on what number you land on, you will find a notification pop up on your phone with a short list of…words. Are these supposed to be qualifications? Weird. That was a waste of time.

However, the moment you walk away you will find yourself accosted by various recruiters wherever you go, congratulating you on your impressive resumé and leading you to an office in Chata. Their offices have been equipped with tabletop-sized spinning wheels much like the one in Recollé Square that will spin 'round and 'round, determining the position you qualify for. Are you ready to show how these traits make you the perfect applicant? It looks like you have time to consult with your fellow candidates before your turn comes.

Or perhaps you've managed to resist spinning that wheel. The recruiters absolutely love your willpower and determination and want you to join their team! For those who can resist, they will still find themselves whisked away by recruiters to the same office and thrown straight into training to prepare for interviewing their neighbors. Recruiters will set up pairs of interviewers and applicants, leaving them alone to ask the hard-hitting questions and pick the most qualified candidate. Do your best and beat out the rest! It's your time to shine.

II.
Just because school is out for the summer doesn't mean Apparassage is quiet. Students and faculty alike are bustling about already preparing for the next school year. Campus tours of Recollé University run every two hours, and there are open house tours of the local elementary, middle and high school. Perhaps you're a future student exploring the campus and getting to know your future classmates. Maybe you're faculty or a student guide wrangling the kids and keeping them in line. Or you just might be one of the unfortunate ones who have found yourself with six weeks of summer school.

However, no matter where you find yourself in this district things get a little tricky when you're ready to leave for the day. The sidewalks outside of the buildings have all disintegrated, revealing a large void leading to nowhere beneath your feet. Without a clear path it seems impossible to escape, but stacked at the entrances of every doorway are large tiles with the letters of the alphabet carefully printed on them. When you look across the devoid path, you may notice you have a partner in a similar position with their own stack of letters.

Get ready to expand your vocabulary. Building a bridge of connecting words may be your only chance of getting home before sunset. Strangely, as the letters are laid out they seem to suspend mid-air enough to hold your weight as you make your way carefully across this pit. Balance and precision are key in this game. The stack floats along behind you as you cross the void, letters seemingly adding to the pile to provide more materials to build.

But like all games, there can be only one winner. Those who clear their letters first will arrive outside of the district safely, free now to come and go as they please. For those who do not clear their stack in time, you might have luck jumping from word to word to cross the finish line. Try as you might, if this is the method you follow, the moment you land on the winning word to leave the district the letters will glitch out, sending you plummeting into the void and landing on a long slope down to the bottom. Upon landing, you will see a series of chutes and ladders one can use to climb back up. Some ladders lead back to Apparassage. Some lead straight into Tisse, and some even lead to unexpected places. Where will you end up? The journey is up to you now.

III.
The days are longer, the nights are shorter, the sun is shining and it's noticeably warmer. Isn't it a perfect time for a summer potluck? The citizens of Recollé seem to think so and have all gathered today in Hollingberry Field with friends and loved ones to share food and fun. Kids chase after each other in friendly games of tag and hide-and-seek while other attendants mingle with one another, piling plates of food and sharing with their neighbor.

Why, even Mayor Mayer is out today for this summer kickoff with his lovely red Chocobo, Seabiscuit.

As the evening begins to wind down, however, there's a startled cry from the Mayor as he realizes someone has kidnapped his beloved pet from right under his nose. Was it you? How about you? Everyone has become a suspect and it's up to you to solve whodunnit. The Mayor provides everyone with a pen and a pad of paper divided into three sections for a suspect, a method, and a location. Grab a friend (or even a group of strangers) and get ready to interrogate each other to crack this case.

(With a little looking, however, it's easy to see that Seabiscuit's merely wandered down the hill away from the park. But maybe it's better not to tell the Mayor. He seems very adamant about this game.)

For anyone who manages to solve the case, the Mayor will be immensely grateful and reward you with a valuable prize! Congratulations! However, for anyone who fails to solve the puzzle, or even anyone found guilty of this heinous crime, by order of the Mayor you will be subjected to jail time for a full half an hour. (The Mayor can't stay too mad at his citizens. He loves them all.)

IV.
A nice, leisurely stroll through the entertainment district of Tisse seems to be in order. Summer sales are aplenty and now's the perfect time to shop 'til you drop. On the other hand, that doesn't seem to be the only thing dropping in Tisse. Do you hear that? Perhaps it is easy to ignore the sounds of stone crashing to the ground. Construction isn't unusual in this district. You think maybe you passed an ongoing demolition on your way inside a shop. But the crash happens again, and again, and again, a loud string of booms growing closer and closer.

Are those buildings tipping into one another? Or is it your imagination? You may not have time to answer while the string of events is put into motion. A crane swings overhead, knocking into a well-placed boulder that begins to roll down the street. Cranes, pulleys and wires move in sync as the ball rolls right toward you. Will you run? Will you collide right into the next set of traps? You may recall learning about this type of experiment once upon a time, coming to realize the elaborately planned Rube Goldberg machine spans the entirety of the city.

Maybe you're one of the lucky ones and you find a safe shop to dive into to escape. Or perhaps your sole focus is to run and get as far as you can, failing to notice that the large boulder herds you right to the end of the district and into a caged-in area. Make yourself comfortable. Someone from the outside will have to free you. But hey, maybe you aren't alone in this trap. Misery loves company, doesn't it?

BONUS.
The Retrospec app is at it again, just as useless as it's always been. After downloading to your device and allowing you to upload a profile picture, the app seems to take over your phone. Any time you open your phone to use it, a splash screen appears prompting you to pick one of the brightly colored wedges (or one of the two grayed out ones.)

It's time to exercise your brain and buff your trivia stats. Answering a question from your selected category will allow you to use your phone once again, but if you get it wrong? Retrospec will encourage you not to give up and try again.

...or, you know, you could ask someone to help figure out the answer. Hey, that person looks like they're bursting with knowledge! Perhaps it's best to see if they can help you stop this madness.

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply are futile. Once a question has been answered correctly, phones will return to their usual functionality until the next time it settles into idle mode.

Welcome to the

recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun!

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I was curious? I didn't think this guy was going to be so... bitey.

[ on cue, seabiscuit bites him again. ]

I'll bite you right back, I swear...

[sighhhh]

That'll just scare him again.

Relax, I'm not gonna do that yet.

I'd have to cook him first.

I'm going to tell security you stole my shirt and attacked the mayor's dumb bird trying to steal that, too.

[just be good for two minutes!!]

[ HE'S BEHAVING or is he. does he even know how. ]

You're helping, so you're my accomplice! Shirtless or not!

Nope. You took advantage of the poor foreigner.

[He's barely trying to sound convincing at the moment, but...he thinks if he tried, he might be able to pull it off. Right now, though... He gently reaches out a hand to slowly stroke along Seabiscuit's neck.] Wings go behind your legs, for riding it. I'm going to free his legs, okay? Don't do something stupid.

Oi, I count as a foreigner too. I wasn't born here. [ well, whatever. he just watches curiously as lalli pats seabiscuit, who seems to respond more positively than it did to shou.

... that's not a surprise at all or anything. ]

C'mon, me? Do something stupid?

Like what? [ don't give him ideas. ]

Yes, but you look like trouble.

[Lalli knows that chances are he's been in Recolle far longer than this guy, as well as most of the people that swung through, foreigner or no. Been here too long, just can't bring himself to leave.]

Pfh. Just be quiet...

[He doesn't trust this fishing for information... He tries to be extra careful when he gets rid of the netting, but it also means he doesn't get to keep an eye on this horrible child to make sure he's nice to burd.]

You ever ridden something before?

Like, a bike? [ ........ just asking. ] I haven't ridden a horse before. And definitely not a giant bird...

[ luckily, the bird does appear to be more relaxed and even chirping again, feathers settling as lalli gets rid of the netting around its legs. shou finally helps as well, still keeping an arm around its neck in case the creature spooks and runs for it. ]

Think we can both fit?

[Lalli takes a step back and studies the situation.]

Yes. [Mostly because he's a literal twig and probably only weighs 100 lbs soaking wet.] But I don't want to be that close to you. Gross.

[Whether he's wearing a shirt or not, that's Too Much contact.]

I don't know how riding animals works. How to make him not...go really fast. But maybe if I walk next to him, he'll walk, too.

Yeah, there might not be that much room. But I have to admit, I kinda do want to try riding this thing... [ so yeah, he'd happily take up that offer if lalli's wary. he pats seabiscuit's neck slightly more cheerfully, making the bird chirp grumpily and twist around for another pecking attempt. ]

You were talking about using your shirt as reins, but we have rope right here, you know? [ ... it just occurred to him too, though. ]

[Lalli turns the former-trap over in his hands, keeping an eye on Seabiscuit.]

...Do you know how to tie it to make sure he doesn't choke?

[He could probably figure it out, but...he'd rather not risk it...]

Sure, I could do it. [ he's decent with knots. he slides off seabiscuit somewhat, carefully undoing a bit of the netting so he could free a length of rope. let's see...

the first thing he does is make a noose. ]

There we go~ [ is he serious. ]

[Lalli snatches it back.]

Stop.

[Or he's going to hop on Seabiscuit and ride off into the sunset. With a huff, he adjusts the knot into something that doesn't slide as easily, then tries to do the same with the other end a few inches down from the first knot.]

Mrrh... It'll still be bad if you pull it too hard...

I'm kidding, I'm kidding! I got it, honest. [ he's a handy sort of kid, he knows how to tie shit apparently. probably not from boy scouts, but hey. ]

I dunno how they do it with horses. Don't they have a bit? I don't think that's gonna work with this guy, but maybe some kind of loose harness... just enough so that you won't fall off.

Come to think of it, isn't this guy supposed to be a racehorse?... Or bird?

[sighhh, yeah...]

I think he'd cut through the bit. You know his beak is sharp.

[They sure are both bleeding.]

Ask the mayor about his horse. He's probably never heard of them. I'm always surprised when someone else remembers the weird things.

Kind of sad that horses are weird now. Or they just don't exist... [ talk about surreal... anyway, maybe he's a little light-headed from blood loss.

no, he probably hasn't lost that much. hopefully. ]

I'll ask him after we take this guy for a spin. You're curious about what it's like to ride one too, right?

[As long as his iron levels are solid, it's probably not too big of a deal. Even Lalli, who eats like shit and is definitely underweight, seems fine. But then, he didn't get pecked as much.]

...As long as we don't lose him again.

[Because heck yeah, giant bird. That's practically a dinosaur? He could ride a dinosaur.

He slips their improvised reigns over Seabiscuit's head, giving a few more soothing strokes along his neck before starting to take his shirt back. The chocobo warks unhappily and nips at his retreating hand, but isn't nearly as upset as he had been before. Overall, pretty calm!]

Good. Be good.

[seabiscuit or shou]

I think he likes us! He's not running away. [ ..... clearly this is a glowing example of animals liking them, not running away. but it is a good thing that seabiscuit appears to be chill now, cocking its head and even refraining from pecking instantly at the both of them the moment it gets sight back. ]

I could get my chips, if you know where they went. Just in case it might get hungry. [ surely that was why it was biting and pecking at them. absolutely. ]

[When you've looked at animals most of your life through a scope, Not Running Away is a pretty positive sign. When you're a skittish teen as well.]

If I was a pet and I was hungry, I'd go home. I don't think it can be stupid enough to not do that, right?

Maybe it has a shitty sense of direction. What d'you think, Seabiscuit? [ petting its neck cheerfully-- ] Do you have a shit sense of direction?

[ ...... it pecks him, because obviously. ]

[...why is he bothering the talk to the bird...]

Just get on so we can be done...

Thaaanks.

You can have a turn later, if you want! [ but he lightly clambers onto seabiscuit's back, holding onto its neck as it rises to its feet, fluffing its feathers somewhat. at least it seems to be used to riders and it's decently well-trained. pecking aside. ]

[He sighs and runs his fingers through Seabiscuit's neck feathers again, watching Shou from the corner of his eye.]

Mrh. Alright, come on.

[No running off...please don't run off or he really will tattle.]

...You almost got him on your own. Not bad for a loud idiot.

I'll take that as a compliment. [ not going to run off, but... anyway, off to adventure. with lalli. ]

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