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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
routinary: (can't deny it.)

( ´,_ゝ`)

[personal profile] routinary 2017-04-26 12:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Is this how betrayal feels like? Most certainly.

A groan escapes his lips at Hibiki's words. But leaving that aside, there's no logical reason as to why there's nothing for him in this place. Way to start the day. ]


Ha, ha, ha. Really funny. [ Obviously sarcastic. ] Just for future reference, jokes about friends not looking aren't funny and you should know why.

[ He's been defeated. As weird as it sounds, nothing seems to fit him. There's nothing even close to his size. ]

Lucky you, eating burgers and all. You should treat me one of these days, man.

But now that you mention it, you're right... I don't think I lost that much weight in just a few days. Do you think it's the water we use to wash our clothes or something? But I haven't heard of water expanding your clothes in my life.

[ Daichi had no idea it was even possible, but either option is unlikely. But Hibiki's smile, somehow, eases a bit of the tension in him. He relaxes just enough that his expression softens even as he's looking at the other boy. ]

Same here, but I can't deal with it. Come on, I look like a hobo with nice clothes or something.
rednerd: (pic#11111173)

[personal profile] rednerd 2017-04-26 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[At least the one good thing out of this is scaring the ever-loving God out of (into?) Conner immediately upon meeting him face-to-face again. He tries his best to hide any amusement since he's supposed to be disgusted, but a hint of a smirk comes to the corners of his lips.] If you like looking like a cheese-grater or an eighteenth century washboard.

[The only hunching Tim does under his friend's arm is to keep his balance. Even as a rich pretty-boy, Con still had some strength, and Tim could blow away in a strong wind if he wasn't set up in the right stance.] On a scale of Texas Chainsaw to Sleepless In Seattle? Maybe Homeward Bound-ish. [But he smiles despite himself, and that's probably the only answer Conner needs.]

Are you prepared to see what this place looks like now?
littlekittens: (子猫八匹)

[personal profile] littlekittens 2017-04-26 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be weird if they could. As long as they can't it's better, right? But they don't have mouths so what if they can and we just don't know? It would be mean to just kill them if they don't want to be killed.
littlekittens: (子猫一匹)

[personal profile] littlekittens 2017-04-26 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? Oh! Do you think it has kittens and that's why?

[ That's the logical answer, and it's exciting too.

What Tatsuo tells him is also exciting too though. ]


A little! Do you wanna go when it opens? When I open mine you gotta come!

[ Owning a cat cafe isn't the most grandiose dream, but it's still Alec's dream. One day he will see it happen! ]
undergrowl: ғᴏʟᴋʟᴏʀᴇ ∗ ᴅᴡ (₀₀₅)

[personal profile] undergrowl 2017-04-26 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It would be, so Koushuu appreciates it. Not that there aren't attempts, because it's not like Eijun does it on purpose, but still. ]

Most days. [ He won't sugarcoat or dodge around it for Sousuke, because that's not fair to him. He left, and they all rememeber it and know why, but today isn't the day to reflect on that. Instead, he makes a noncommittal noise about Eijun, which is Koushuu for yes, and answers his other question. ]

The coconut's not overpowering, which can be pretty offputting. It's good.
prometheanflame: (A Respectable Adult)

[personal profile] prometheanflame 2017-04-26 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
In that case, why would we ever eat anything that used to be alive? [He takes a sip of his iced tea.] That's how life practically works.
littlekittens: (子猫九匹)

[personal profile] littlekittens 2017-04-26 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't. [ Very bluntly. ] It doesn't have to work that way.
flexer: (pic#11298125)

[personal profile] flexer 2017-04-26 07:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Koushuu's honest, which Sousuke appreciates, and with what he tells him there's no need to feel even a hint of worry towards the well-being of the team. He knew that with the ace's enthusiasm they'd pick themselves back up through anything, and Koushuu is independent enough. ]

Glad to hear. My dad left the cooking to me so I was a little anxious.

[ Sarcasm, of course. ]

I've already told Eijun he's free to visit whenever, so I'll give you the same treatment.
checkoutmyttk: (You Drive Me Crazy)

[personal profile] checkoutmyttk 2017-04-26 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't that supposed to mean something in the bug world? I thought the more colorful they were the more likely to be poisonous or something like that. [He stares down at his hands suddenly.]

I should wash my hands. [There aren't really any public bathrooms around here but there is a park with a fountain just across the street. Conner's just gonna start making a beeline right for that fountain. Just in case.]

Where were you going anyway?
glaciers: (8)

[personal profile] glaciers 2017-04-26 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
We don't have entomology classes in high school.

[He'll pad over for now.]

I was going home. Somebody asked me to be in a tv ad.
checkoutmyttk: (If You Wanna be My Lover)

[personal profile] checkoutmyttk 2017-04-26 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tim's smile washes away any lingering nerves and he grins back.]

All I'm hearing is you're jealous of my washboard abs and you'd climb a few mountains to find me if we got separated. But I mean hey, ditto. And now you don't have to cause you're stuck with me for the foreseeable future.

So lead the way, dude. You have to tell me where the best spots to hang are now.
longwei2go: (cause you ain't that tough)

[personal profile] longwei2go 2017-04-26 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ after that little hiccup, shrugging off a perceived insult is easy enough. Yin was honestly surprised the other woman said anything at all to her after it but it wasn't unwelcome this time. both because it was asked and not assumed, and also because Yin had nothing else to do right this second. ]

...I'm a drummer. I mostly do it for myself but I make videos and play with local groups. Y'know. Stuff like that.
undergrowl: ғᴏʟᴋʟᴏʀᴇ ∗ ᴅᴡ (₀₁₁)

[personal profile] undergrowl 2017-04-26 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ So long as Eijun doesn't hit another slump like he did his freshman year, they should largely be fine. Koushuu has a feeling that he'll be doing his best to get Sousuke to come back, though, even if it's just to see their games. He's that kind of person. ]

Even more impressive, then. [ Said dryly, for his sarcasm. ]

I might take you up on that. Especially if you're going to be making things - I'll have to make sure it's authentic.
rednerd: (*Sensible chuckle*)

looks at my html mistake and despairs

[personal profile] rednerd 2017-04-26 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
We're going to have to go to Tisse then. [Anywhere else, and he knows Conner will be bored to absolute tears. Even if the Observatory and the museums are pretty cool.]

And since you're not world-renowned "Conner," but a casual schmooze, you're going to have to ride the bus there with me. [Ha ha. That's what you get for putting on some stupid disguise.] They've added a bunch of new places since you were here.

Oh...

[For a moment, he pauses, then straightens a bit more to see if Con will take the arm down. For using, of course.] Your phone. Noticed anything strange about your apps?
seeker: (13.)

[personal profile] seeker 2017-04-26 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, that's... [It's the first response other than subdued politeness she's given. She actually looks a little awed.] That's really decent of you.

[An understatement.] And it sounds like quite the story.
seeker: (02.)

hi shay!

[personal profile] seeker 2017-04-26 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[The enormous, horrifying centipede from hell has not stirred. It's curled up by what looks a lot like a dog house, and only the spasmodic twitching of its many, awful limbs lets Alison know she's dealing with a live one.

Which is really, really gross. She doesn't quail at most things, but who liked centipedes?

She's about to jump over the second fence when the voice makes her start. Her grip goes white-knuckled on the fence board, then relaxes.]


The circus, definitely. [A quip that's only slightly breathless, her voice low and perhaps a bit strained, if one knew what to look for.] Always wanted to be a lion tamer. Can you get out of the way?
saltsplash: (Did he find me out...?)

[personal profile] saltsplash 2017-04-26 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, definitely. I about had a heart attack when I first ran into him.

[He'll check the time... ehh, he's got some time before he's supposed to get his son.]

He was around ten then, I think. I walked past this alleyway and crouched in there was a little kid... crying, terrified, and looking pretty roughed up. They were planning on putting him through the foster system, but I spent the better part of that year getting qualified as an adoptive parent so I could take him in.

Probably would've gone nuts wondering what ever happened to him if I didn't...
seeker: (02.)

[personal profile] seeker 2017-04-26 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
His puzzlement seems to amuse her. Maybe human decency was in short supply, but she's just not the sort to leave weird, horrified guys in alleys. You couldn't help everyone, didn't always want to, but a dissatisfied retail grunt wasn't the rudest she'd encountered.

"It's nothing." A wave of her hand. She's already dismissing it. "Are you going to be alright?"
checkoutmyttk: (Jump Around)

[personal profile] checkoutmyttk 2017-04-26 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I heard it on the nature channel. I think. [As soon as they've reached the fountain, Conner wastes no time dunking his hands and scrubbing vigorously at them. When he pulls them out he gives them a hard narrowed eye stare before beginning to shake them dry. Death by caterpillar poison averted. That was a close one.]

Oh yeah? What for?
checkoutmyttk: (What Happened to You)

pretend he was whispering that's why it's small

[personal profile] checkoutmyttk 2017-04-26 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Tim it's like you think Conner will feel shame over his fantastic disguise choices. (Just be glad he didn't go with the goatee.) He is surprisingly unconcerned about the public transport option if only because he used to take the bus often back in the day, even if its been a while. Besids, that's getting the real experience, isn't it?]

My apps? [He pulls out his phone and immediately begins scrolling.] Why's, there a new game or something?
glaciers: (00)

[personal profile] glaciers 2017-04-26 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't watch that very much. [He looks at Conner thoughtfully.] I didn't think you were the type.

A restaurant, they're trying to appeal to a younger demographic. [He doesn't think it's going to work, the price range is too high for most teenagers. But a job is a job, and he's been hoarding money for a while now.]
huxceptional: (Something stinks-- oh it's just Ren)

[personal profile] huxceptional 2017-04-26 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Fuck. Hux's smug behavior drops a little as that annoying guilt finally rears its ugly head. Ugh, why now? It would be so much easier if he didn't care at all about people.

Then again, he couldn't imagine himself as a future senator if he had no concern for the average person.

He grumpily shifts his messenger bag.]


I'm still not lending you my bag. [He drinks the rest of his coffee and tosses it in a nearby trashcan.]

I'll look after your books if you get an umbrella.

ghostdrives: (♒ If I don't get my head straight first)

[personal profile] ghostdrives 2017-04-26 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Hope so. I think if anyone can come up with a theory, it would be you. This is totally your area of expertise.

[She might know about human biology, but this totally sounds way more physics related than biology related.]

Great! Should we meet at the caf then?
clear_eyes: (whiny)

[personal profile] clear_eyes 2017-04-26 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
... I can't vouch for what my mother would put in here after a 12 hour shift and she's half awake.

...

Okay that's a lie. She was so tired she put nuts in there once.
ghostdrives: (♒ Who pales when they compare)

[personal profile] ghostdrives 2017-04-26 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. I believe you, but I'd still rather not feel like I'm on the other end of the food chain suddenly.

Chocobo, eh? What a weird name for an animal. How would anyone be able to ride it? Unless it looks like an ostrich, sounds pretty impossible to me.

...Geez, guess I won't then. That sounds almost insane the way you put it. How could an app or a company affect us that much? I mean, to make you feel homesick and that a building's filled with all that crap? That's a little scary.

Sorry you went through all that.