repeter | APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE

APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the

recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.

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We don't have entomology classes in high school.

[He'll pad over for now.]

I was going home. Somebody asked me to be in a tv ad.

I heard it on the nature channel. I think. [As soon as they've reached the fountain, Conner wastes no time dunking his hands and scrubbing vigorously at them. When he pulls them out he gives them a hard narrowed eye stare before beginning to shake them dry. Death by caterpillar poison averted. That was a close one.]

Oh yeah? What for?

I don't watch that very much. [He looks at Conner thoughtfully.] I didn't think you were the type.

A restaurant, they're trying to appeal to a younger demographic. [He doesn't think it's going to work, the price range is too high for most teenagers. But a job is a job, and he's been hoarding money for a while now.]

I was bored. [He shrugs. And okay maybe he found those things a little bit interesting. Not that he was a nerd or anything.]

I haven't done many commercials yet, 'cept for like, album stuff. Bet I'd be good at selling things though, don't you think? [He gives Shouto a wink and strikes a pose with a fist under his chin. It's dramatic. Or something.]

[He gives a noncommittal hum.

He stares at Conner for a solid minute like he's not entirely sure what he wants to say. Did he seriously just get winked at?]

I'm not into you.

[Conner bursts into laughter and gives him a good spirited slap on the back.]

Dude, it's a technique. You know, for the cameras. 's part of my charm.

[He's suddenly very glad Conner washed his hands. Potential caterpillar crisis averted.

The slap on his back has him bend forward with the pressure, but at least he doesn't stumble.]

If it works for you.

[Considering all his stardom. Shouto might be able to pull something like that off in character, but definitely not out on the streets.]

I won't deny I've wow'd more than a few ladies in my time. [Okay Conner.]

What about you, what's your whole, y'know, 'thing?' What angle are they going with your image?

Cool. Cold. Aloof. Untouchable. The... bad boy rival type.

[Which, yeah, is definitely what he seems like if somebody doesn't know him.

But Conner's just seen him terrified of touching a caterpillar.

That's not him.]

[He's nodding along though because even if it's clearly not him, he can see how it would work for him.]

I can totally see that being your thing. Wonder if it's the angle Tony's gonna take on "The Brother" in the show. [They'd only started filming with Shouto's characters a few days ago and it's entirely possible Kon hasn't read that far in the books this series is based off of. He'd feel bad about that if it weren't for the fact that the author—Tony—wasn't giving him tips anyway.]

Oh hey, you meet him yet? Tony I mean. He's not on set all the time, but he's there pretty often.

I haven't met him. It seems inevitable. [He won't worry about meeting the author just yet.]

More mysterious bad boy than untouchable for this role. [He shrugs.

Shouto, the nerd that he not so secretly is, has read ahead.] I could do whatever kind they asked. But as it's written he doesn't speak much and leaves more questions than answers.

Even when he starts explaining himself, he seems distant.

Hmm, yeah well, I hope you get more lines later. [And now he's throwing an arm around Shouto's shoulders. In case he hadn't figured it out yet, it's quickly becoming clear that Conner is a very physical being.]

How can they go wrong with long lost brothers? [He laughs and pulls back, eyes drifting to the sky.] It'd be cool though, right? To suddenly find out you have a long lost brother. Bet they can do a lot with that story.

[Shouto's gaze slides over toward Conner's arm.

He supposes this is fine, but it's weird to have somebody this casual with him.]

I... guess...? I've never dealt with that before. But it's been done before. It'll be interesting to see where it goes.

Yeah, guess so. Okay so all of this weird bug stress made me hungry, wanna go grab some food or something? [It's also much better to go grab food with someone than go alone or go back to his place. Sorry Shouto, hope you weren't planning to go home or anything.]

As long as there aren't like, bugs on the menu. [For now he's just going to not think about the bug thing. Life is simpler that way.]

[He'll take the moment to pull out his phone and double check the time. Mom isn't expecting him home anytime soon.

He can afford this.]

Something light.

Sweet, let's go! [And then Conner dragged him off into the sunset or you know to the nearest diner for food and hangs where he continued to chat aimlessly about everything.]

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drinking game, take a shot every time I write the wrong name. lol

I keep mistyping Conner as Connor so...

haha highfive

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