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APRIL TDM
APRIL TEST DRIVE The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes. What will you do today? I. April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today. But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is. If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes. II. Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event. Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave. In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too. III. Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today. IV. Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app. Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester! ...it's going to be one of those days. BONUS. While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted. Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step. Wait, what? As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out. Welcome to the ![]() |
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A groan escapes his lips at Hibiki's words. But leaving that aside, there's no logical reason as to why there's nothing for him in this place. Way to start the day. ]
Ha, ha, ha. Really funny. [ Obviously sarcastic. ] Just for future reference, jokes about friends not looking aren't funny and you should know why.
[ He's been defeated. As weird as it sounds, nothing seems to fit him. There's nothing even close to his size. ]
Lucky you, eating burgers and all. You should treat me one of these days, man.
But now that you mention it, you're right... I don't think I lost that much weight in just a few days. Do you think it's the water we use to wash our clothes or something? But I haven't heard of water expanding your clothes in my life.
[ Daichi had no idea it was even possible, but either option is unlikely. But Hibiki's smile, somehow, eases a bit of the tension in him. He relaxes just enough that his expression softens even as he's looking at the other boy. ]
Same here, but I can't deal with it. Come on, I look like a hobo with nice clothes or something.
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[ he raises his arm, displaying his elbow for extra dramatic effect. isn't it curious how when you hit it, you feel like crying... rather than laughing? is it just him? it's not a very good feeling.
but that's a digression. he scratches his chin, narrowing his eyes pensively while staring at nowhere in special. daichi is in front of him, however, so he gets the awkwardly intense stare right into his eyes. ]
I've heard things about the water, but... it's not really related to clothing?
More like it's the main culprit behind the human race's short lifespan.
Anyway! [ fingersnaps! the eureka is lost somewhere in the pause between a word and another. ] Why don't you look for a tailor? I think I know just the right guy for the job – for way less than usual, too. Wear something else at least 'til this is over.
I'll probably need to order a new hoodie too, since this one went rip the moment I tried to grab a coin from the ground.
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I'll punch you. But later. Right now I need to focus on this...
( Ugh. Perhaps it's not even worth it. Considering that not even Hibiki can't find his own size and they don't even have that much of a huge size gap... It's a loss case. A sigh leaves his lips promptly. )
Yeah... wait, what are you talking about?
( Hibiki being Hibiki, as usual. Time to leave aside that topic. He suggestion strikes him like a baseball, a soft 'oh' is released from the depths of his throat. )
I guess that's... a clever idea. Guess you were not so... unhelpful.
And I guess I'll buy an oversized hoodie. If anyone asks, I can say I'm sick.
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Just try to, don't know, turn it into a hoodie. The scarf might help.
[ not so unhelpful, huh? no more fashion tips for you. hibiki runs his hands through the silky feel of a nearby shirt – with a totally amazing stamp that makes him instantly reach for his wallet. unfortunately it is, like daichi's clothes, almost four sizes too large. ]
Alternatively!
[ might as well roll with it while he still can. he snags the shirt from the holder and stretches it in front of his friend – and jesus is it big. seriously, a giant's outfit! ]
Tuck it in, use your scarf like a belt and grow a full beard – we've all seen this kind of guy on the internet. What do you think? Size aside, of course!
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[ He takes a look at Hibiki's inquisitive hands. The plethora of shirts and tees is astounding, but it's useless - everyone is either too large or too short.
He starts checking too. A particular shirt. manages to catch his attention. ]
Hey, this one screams HIBIKI.
[ He gestures and points. But why are they wasting time looking at this when it's obvious they can't purchase anything?
Shrug. The oh, so bittersweet consumerism. ]
C'mon man, let's get out of here. The more I see, the more I want to cry. There are many with neat designs but... Yeah.