[As a sheltered rich kid unused to these sorts of festivities, Bruno's just. Staring uncertainly at the apple bobbing, as he pushes up his glasses.]

Are you truly meant to put your face down there? It seems rather... crude. Unhygienic, as well.

[ALSO THE APPLES HAVE FACES ON THEM AND THAT'S HORRIFYING.]

[He's kind of curious about why the haunted house is a big deal...

But, you know! It'd look lame for him to enter! (Also, he's kind of scared, but he'll never admit that.) So he's just standing around, eying the haunted house uncertainly.]

...

[Reading a book, Bruno navigates around people with the ease of someone who evidently does this on a frequent basis. By chance, he glances up—and gives a start.

Because wtf, ghost. It's not the first time he's seen one pop up by now, but it's?? starting to freak him out???]

J-Just a trick of the light. Just a trick of the light, or some sort of childish prank. Ghosts are nothing more than the result of electromagnetic fields and infrasound fooling the human mind, and potentially toxic hallucinations...

[Eeeeeexcept then a ghost yanks the book out of his hands and starts running off with it.]

Ah—!

[HELP HIM.]

[Anyone passing by might notice Bruno on a bench, furiously writing something with one hand as he fiddles with his phone using the other.

... He's playing Candy Crush.

And writing down a comprehensive guide on how to beat it, because damn it, if he has to play this stupid game over and over again, he's going to be efficient about it!!]

How in the world do people find this entertaining...?

[He sort of looks like he wants to murder his phone, tbh.]

[Hit me up if there's something else you'd rather do!]