✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

Mako (LOK)

[browbeater]

Re: Mako (LOK)

[standalonehuman]

Juzo, Fynn, Detective Gabranth.

[browbeater]

... Are they going to be able to see this response? Because you know I'm the rookie here.

[standalonehuman]

Oooh. Are we testing Retrospec's privacy filters here? I don't know how well the three of them stalk their own names.

[browbeater]

You did this on purpose.

Let's see...

Uh. Damn, this is awkward. Marry Detective Gabranth, fuck fynn, and kill Juzo.

I feel like I should attach a disclaimer here.

[standalonehuman]

*Attempt to kill Juzo. Success of attempt may be in question.

Poor Gabranth as a widower.

[browbeater]

Hey, this is a hypothetical situation.

My real answer would be completely different.

[standalonehuman]

Oh, really? Should I make the choices fill-in-the-blank, then?

[browbeater]

Togusa... don't do this.

[HE'S ALREADY AWKWARD ENOUGH. BEING GIVEN NAMES, he can make a snap judgment. He'd agonize over blank, blank, and blank.]

[standalonehuman]

Perhaps off the network, then.

[browbeater]

... Or not?

[said helpfully. helpfully.]

[mincingminuet]

Well leaving me out of it is hard because I want to mess with you but...

Prompto, Ann if you know her, and pick one of those crazy Japanese twins. Yu or Souji.

[browbeater]

I really, really appreciate your restraint here. Trust me, I'm grateful.

... Also, damn, that's hard.

Uh, kill Souji. I think he'd understand and respect my decision here.

[he has to think about the other two...]

[mincingminuet]

I mean, I'm a bitch, but not that bad.

[browbeater]

No, you're definitely not even close to that bad.

[... he hopes. Peace offering?!]

Alright, uh. I guess fuck Prompto, marry Ann?

[mincingminuet]

Ann is definitely a cutie. And so's Prompto. A+, you pass.

[browbeater]

Man, I feel like I should ask you too.

But what are you even judging on right now?

[mincingminuet]

How funny your answer is.

And mine is marry Prompto, show Ann a good time, and let God sort Souji out. Or Bastet, given the cat obsession.

[browbeater]

[he snorts, and grins.]

Alright, fair enough. I see we have similar opinions about this.

[ladytakamaki]

I have no idea who you know... Do you know anyone fresh out of Recolle High?

[browbeater]

Well... I know Souji and Yu, I guess.

Yosuke's still there, isn't he?

[he thinks about this-- most of the people he knows are older]

[ladytakamaki]

Oh, yeah! I keep forgetting he's still there.

So...I'll throw the same three back at you: Souji, Yu, and Yosuke.