✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[standalonehuman]

Oooh. Are we testing Retrospec's privacy filters here? I don't know how well the three of them stalk their own names.

[browbeater]

You did this on purpose.

Let's see...

Uh. Damn, this is awkward. Marry Detective Gabranth, fuck fynn, and kill Juzo.

I feel like I should attach a disclaimer here.

[standalonehuman]

*Attempt to kill Juzo. Success of attempt may be in question.

Poor Gabranth as a widower.

[browbeater]

Hey, this is a hypothetical situation.

My real answer would be completely different.

[standalonehuman]

Oh, really? Should I make the choices fill-in-the-blank, then?

[browbeater]

Togusa... don't do this.

[HE'S ALREADY AWKWARD ENOUGH. BEING GIVEN NAMES, he can make a snap judgment. He'd agonize over blank, blank, and blank.]

[standalonehuman]

Perhaps off the network, then.

[browbeater]

... Or not?

[said helpfully. helpfully.]