✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

If you didn't see this coming

[standalonehuman]

Gabranth, Juzo, Mako

why Togusa!? Whyyyy?!!

[rygdea]

You gotta be kiddin' me!

It means he thinks you're a friend?

[standalonehuman]

Nope! This is what you get when you put yourself out there on one of these games!

Well, Togusa owes his buddy a drink!

[rygdea]

They're all guys!

Are you trying to to insinuate something, Toga?!

[standalonehuman]

That the Department needs to expand our hiring practices?

[rygdea]

....the hell? Togusa what are you even getting at?!

[standalonehuman]

Grabbed the first three cops I could think of. Honestly, just a joke.

[rygdea]

Tch, fine whatever.

You already Gabranth dies, right? Like, definitely thrown off a cliff. I don't know Mako well, so I ain't marrying him. Definitely wouldn't shag him either but whatever, fine.

It's just a joke, so yeah. I'll screw him.

That means...I married Juzo. Oh god, no. I mean he's nice and all but yeesh!

[browbeater]

[just. silently judging.]

[rygdea]

Fix those eyebrows and I might marry you.

[browbeater]

I'm fine, really. Besides, I had the same answer about you. No hard feelings.

[... sort of.]

[rygdea]

Glad to know I'm fuckable at least.

[browbeater]

I guess, I'm glad to know that I am too?

[wow this is painfully awkward. mako strikes again.]

[standalonehuman]

I can think of worse life partners than Juzo Sakakura.

[rygdea]

I guess I wouldn't be bored!

[outpunch]

Thanks, I guess??

[outpunch]

Oh god, no to you too, Fynn.

[rygdea]

Hey! At least I can cook, just ask Ardyn, and I look pretty darn cute!

I would make a GREAT husband. Now shut up, loser. We're getting hitched!

[outpunch]

This is your idea of an engagement? Where's the ring?

[ Juzo has a sense of humor?!? ]

[rygdea]

Still at the department store, buddy ol' pal!

You seen my paycheck, fucker. Don't even try to get a diamond out of me.

[Fynn is positively laughing his ass off.]

[outpunch]

Get a better job, darling. If you don't...

[rygdea]

...JUZO.

[That's it! Fynn is down to the count. This man is in tears with laughter.]

Juzo, stop! JUST STOP!

[outpunch]

Nah.

Look, this one's fancy. Maybe if we both get a pay raise...

[rygdea]

Pfffffftt!

Fine, fine. I'll get you a fancy donut ring for our weddin'.

[outpunch]

Nice, you catch up fast.