✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[outpunch]

Oh god, no to you too, Fynn.

[rygdea]

Hey! At least I can cook, just ask Ardyn, and I look pretty darn cute!

I would make a GREAT husband. Now shut up, loser. We're getting hitched!

[outpunch]

This is your idea of an engagement? Where's the ring?

[ Juzo has a sense of humor?!? ]

[rygdea]

Still at the department store, buddy ol' pal!

You seen my paycheck, fucker. Don't even try to get a diamond out of me.

[Fynn is positively laughing his ass off.]

[outpunch]

Get a better job, darling. If you don't...

[rygdea]

...JUZO.

[That's it! Fynn is down to the count. This man is in tears with laughter.]

Juzo, stop! JUST STOP!

[outpunch]

Nah.

Look, this one's fancy. Maybe if we both get a pay raise...

[rygdea]

Pfffffftt!

Fine, fine. I'll get you a fancy donut ring for our weddin'.

[outpunch]

Nice, you catch up fast.