✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[erythristic]

To spare him from having to be a part of this game any longer.

[daemonized]

Grell, Prompto, Fynn.

[A LITTLE SORRY FOR PUTTING PROMPTO IN THERE but you can always kill him. I guess.]

[adoringpast]

otome i will end you

fuck keito, marry leo, kill ritsu

though i can never imagine getting married to that weirdo lmao can you imagine

[burningblossoms]

Just a bit. You are the first person who didn't kill Yosuke, by the way.

[browbeater]

You did this on purpose.

Let's see...

Uh. Damn, this is awkward. Marry Detective Gabranth, fuck fynn, and kill Juzo.

I feel like I should attach a disclaimer here.

[hollywooding]

I'll be sure to catch the bouquet at your wedding.

[mercurio]

Just kill me, no hard feelings.

[belligerentwarrior]

Don't know how you could've expected anything different.

[thisloveisjustice]

Low blow bro. LOW BLOW.

Marry Kazuma. Fuck Fai. Kill Goro. B/c he'd never forgive me if I killed Kazuma.

AND I CAN'T FUCK GORO HE IS FAMILY

[browbeater]

[just. silently judging.]

[adoringpast]

Yeah, if you're actually getting married. In your case it's gonna be a while before you fess up, so what's the point.

[notyourutopian]

I can't kill Yosuke he's...it would be like kicking a puppy

[daemonized]

It can be a kind death. Chocobo-related.

[MAYBE A KIND DEATH?]

[belligerentwarrior]

Marry Pen, of course. The next part's a hard one. Haven't ever talked to Yin, but screw her, I guess, since Dante's the only other option.

[lalliho]

instincts want me to say "fuck reynir" but not in the way this game means, how mysterious

[COUGH COUGH OKAY ACTUAL ANSWER]

I'm surprised Reynir isn't dead already, so I guess he can die. Mikkel's the only one that is trying right now, and he's really old... Marrying him would probably be okay. I don't like Sigrun like that, but I don't want her to be my wife, that sounds scary, and she's more useful than that stupid redhead. Erm. Other stupid redhead?

[How did they get two stupid redheads...]

Re: mary saotome

[adoringpast]

[ REVENGE ]

Ann, Stella, Anya.

[crudest]

[IN A HEARTBEAT:]

Zukkini can choke on one of his freshly-cooked veggies.

[ . . . . anyway.]

Guess I'd fuck Z just to see what it's like and marry Chuu? Ehh, he might like that too much though.

Re: Hitori Togusa

[standalonehuman]

Nooope, we're not following that train of thought to its conclusion.

It's like thinking about your parents.

[thisloveisjustice]

This is true. And boinking is a tad less rude than screwing.

[mercurio]

I did almost die!

[rygdea]

Fix those eyebrows and I might marry you.

whoops is everyone answering ic

[frisyr]

?
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[standalonehuman]

I can think of worse life partners than Juzo Sakakura.

[browbeater]

I'm fine, really. Besides, I had the same answer about you. No hard feelings.

[... sort of.]

[mincingminuet]

Well leaving me out of it is hard because I want to mess with you but...

Prompto, Ann if you know her, and pick one of those crazy Japanese twins. Yu or Souji.