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✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

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Yosuke, Yu, and so we're not pairing the twins again, Akira.

...that's an easy one.

Fuck Yuuko, Marry you, kill Yato.

[he's screaming on the inside.]

N-No, no, that's fine, I can, ah... I can answer. You simply caught me off guard with those, um, particular choices.

[................ fuck,]

I... suppose, if you force my hand, then I'd kill Ann. [which leaves the other two. oh, oh god.] Um, I certainly wouldn't marry Silver, so I suppose that goes to Akira... [oh my god] and that leaves Silver to the last spot.

[he hates his life.]

[WHY DONT I GET AN APOLOGY]

Although, isn't Officer Matsuoka married? Perhaps the other way around would be better.

Tricky, aren't you. Sleep with Lucian, since I can't kill him or we'd be out another doctor and I'd be out a close friend. Kill Togusa to spare him. And marry Ardyn, then, and he can stop talking about his heart being shattered.

Fynn, Yoon-Sung, and Augustine

Kill Yosuke, marry Yu, and... ah, bed Akira.

[ she didn't even have to think about this. she also isn't going to say fuck because she's a lady. ]

Baren, Ryoji, Kaiba.

Do you consider Pitou some sort of immortal?

[POINTEDLY NOT COMMENTING ON GABRANTH BEING PRETTY ENOUGH TO SCREW rip but-] And you only chose to marry Rosalind because she's a fellow redhead.

Poor Yosuke.

Yamato, Kashuu, Ryoji.

Grabbed the first three cops I could think of. Honestly, just a joke.

hahahaha sob this will have to be mildly done out of character because he hasn't even remembered kuwabara yet

but the correct answer is:

1) Marry Kuwabara because there are two kinds of people in the world: people who would marry Kuwabara and people who are Wrong.

2) Fuck Yusuke because like. Damn. No, like really, hot damn.

3) Kill Hiei because let's be real, battle is basically demon flirting as it is and Hiei is enough of a fanboy that he'd probably actually enjoy getting murdered by Youko Kurama at full tilt anyway.

Tuuri is the only one old enough for me to have sex with. Sorry, Tuuri.

I'd rather marry James than Mafuyu, which leaves her for me to kill.

I thought I'd simply pick from our mutual acquaintances, but realized those were the only three that came to mind... I'm sorry if I embarrassed you.

[ she's only a little sorry. ]

You'd make a wonderful husband, at least. After all, you can cook. [ and clean and he's nice and

yes. perfect partner goro. ]