✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

Hitori Togusa

[standalonehuman]

...Really?

Re: Hitori Togusa

[twelfthspark]

Ardyn, Grell, Gabranth.

Re: Hitori Togusa

[standalonehuman]

I suppose Ardyn and I would have to get married for the kids' sakes. Since I can't kill Dr. Sutcliffe, I suppose she would go in the fuck category, which would be weird, since in this scenario, she is also married to Ardyn.

Sorry, Detective Gabranth. I had to before my brother-in-law did.

Re: Hitori Togusa

[twelfthspark]

Sounds like the time for a really awkward three-way, honestly.

Re: Hitori Togusa

[standalonehuman]

Nooope, we're not following that train of thought to its conclusion.

It's like thinking about your parents.

apropos of nothing

[judicatus]

I can't say I know how to feel about seeing so many relegate me to the 'kill' category. Or about seeing my name brought into this at all, really.

[thisloveisjustice]

Fynn, Yoon-Sung, and Augustine

[standalonehuman]

Am I just destined to marry into the Izunia family in this game? Apparently. Obvious choice. Only ones who can put up with each other's schedules.
And Fynn wouldn't mind if I'm boinking Yoon-sung on the side. Professor Augustine is very nice, but Yoon-sung does edge him out, so Augustine has to go off the cliff.

[thisloveisjustice]

Bye Augustine. So nice knowing you.

But really. Boinking. Could you date your slang any harder?

[standalonehuman]

Well. 'Nailing' has extra connotations and I wouldn't want to make assumptions about the nature of my and Yoon-sung's relationship.

[thisloveisjustice]

This is true. And boinking is a tad less rude than screwing.

[standalonehuman]

See? Yoon-sung does seem used to a bit of class, anyway.

Counting down the minutes to him seeing this.....

[rygdea]

Once you go "Izunia", you don't comeback normal. Fair warning!

[standalonehuman]

[Give Togusa a minute, he's crying from laughter.]

WOW. I guess that's not a risk I'm willing to take.