✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

[twostringsonebow]

[AKIRA PLEASE.........]

I'm fighting for custody of Morrigan.

[thesettingsun]

Yes. But I'm also suddenly really concerned about what you value in a marriage.

[browbeater]

Okay, to make this actually hard, and to give Akira a fighting chance to not die: Akira, Ann, Prompto.

[appraiser]

yes and he loves all the nordics :(

fuck emil
marry lalli
kill tuuri before she does his job for him and poisons the entire world with salmiakki, it's for the greater good

[thesettingsun]

We don't really get along.

[understatement]

[darkinferno]

Well, he's gotta fuck Arlene because previous texts have shown this could be fun

Aria's very much the mom friend so she'd probably be able to keep him out of some trouble??

Which means sorry Terra, you're going down

anastasia.... i guess.....

[constellates]

[HOW ABOUT WE DON'T KILL ANYONE]

[stopbleeding]

A really good time in Vegas, for one.

[feistytrader]

Goro's going off the cliff.

[Without hesitation.]

And there's no way I'm marrying Boss, so Elizabeth it is.

[...He tries not to linger on the awkward leftover option.]

[darkinferno]

Glad I could pass muster

[thesettingsun]

You have good taste. That's pretty much what I'd say.

[darkinferno]

It was either fuck you or kill you and you can be entertaining at times so

We all have to make sacrifices, too

[thesettingsun]

I'll accept that sleeping with him doesn't preclude murdering him afterwards, but I'm pretty sure there has to be your dick involved at some point for it to count.

[...yeah he's gonna get bullied again]

[appraiser]

ok so you're never ever allowed to tell lucy, but

fuck you
marry minako
kill lucy if i can preemptively claim self-defense

[erythristic]

I've got one for you. Wilde, Tolstoy, Dumas.

[maskreant]

[ Shit... Goddamnit. ]

Can I marry all three?

[darkinferno]

i'M LAUGHING

so straight away he's killing Isa, that's a no-brainer

he also doesn't want to have sex with Togusa, that's too much like incest for anyone's taste, so he'll marry him and they'll have a very physically empty marriage

which leaves Gabranth as the fuck for a night which

why the hell not

[thesettingsun]

Did you ever get divorced?

[crudest]

Yeah, but you have eyes, right?

[BAREN DON'T TRY TO GET SHUJI TO ADMIT ZORO'S HOT]

[thesettingsun]

...He did get suddenly buff lately. So there's that.

[it's still awkward]

[frisyr]

"WHY THE HELL NOT"

[maskreant]

Yes. Our rivalry dates eons past. With every death, we are reborn again to continue this never-ending battle—you may even call this fate.

[ They're stupid. Don't try to understand. ]

[adoringpast]

What? It didn't say anything about actually putting my own junk in him. You're making rules up, aren't you, Tsushima?

[appraiser]

fuck souji
marry akira
kill minako so we can be together forever, yaaaaayy

all i'm doing in this meme is justifying deaths, it's the worst

[youraffection]

What?

Ugh.

Okay lemme think....

[ HE LIKED THE LAST ONE BETTER ]

Marry Ann because she seems nice and I don't think I could deal with the other two guys 'til death do us part...

[ THINKING... ]

...

[ THINKING... ]

God, I can't believe I'm going to say this...but kill Prompto because that guy might actually mess with me more and I feel like he's going to try and get himself kidnapped by the mob or something....

[ SO THAT LEAVES... ]