✨✨ FUCK, MARRY, KILL: THE MEME ✨✨

[daemonized]

Post your character!

Give other characters a list of three people-- characters in game, npcs, it's all good

They have to honestly respond with who out of those three they'd fuck, marry, or kill.

Discuss.

Comments

anastasia.... i guess.....

[constellates]

[HOW ABOUT WE DON'T KILL ANYONE]

[covenantal]

Karkat, Yuri, and myself.

[1/????]

[constellates]

[this was a mistake]

I would marry Katya!

[constellates]

[ . . . . ]

But I would also marry Yuratchka...

[constellates]

And Yu....

[ . . . . . . . . . . .

She's made a horrible mistake.]

Mm? I cannot marry all?

[constellates]

[ . . . ]

Then...

Marry Yuratchka? Mm, if he would say yes.... [ . . . ] B-Bed Katya? Ah!

[SHE HAS TO COVER HER FACE WITH HER HANDS]

DONE

[constellates]

But Yu.... Mm? Yu will... oh! Die of - cuteness!

[SHE THINKS SHE'S SO SMART.]

Kотята! In a pile of kittens! And hugs from Yu's boyfriend!

IM DYING I MADE A MISTAKE I FUCKED UP

[covenantal]

[ Okay, Anya. You win.

Yu bursts out laughing, and then just kinda pats her on the head. ]

I'll take that. My spirit will be there to bless your marriage to Yuri, don't worry.

YEAH TAKE THAT

[constellates]

[She totally preens underneath the headpat... she's really happy...]

Your spirit and boyfriend's spirit! Together always.

let me live dana

[covenantal]

... does that mean Yosuke and I are dying together ... the tragic lovers, one whom cannot live without the other?

[ thoughtful headtilt. ]

Ah well. At least you'll get to say you had ghosts at your wedding. How many can say that?

i told you this would happen

[darkinferno]

Yato, Yuri, Dave

jesus

[constellates]

I would marry Yato!

[SO FAST.

LIKE. SO FAST.

LIGHTNING FAST.

. . . .

she's just going to try to dodge so she doesn't have to answer the other two HAHA]

[darkinferno]

[Oh, Anya. If only there were someone who loved-- NO She's not getting out of this so easily.]

Oh? I chose Yato too. Why?

[constellates]

Why?

[She repeats it like - befuddled? Bewildered? Like as if it doesn't occur to her for even a second to not marry Yato. did you fucking prepare yourself for this dante because you got her started]

It is clear.

Bыдающийся! Yato is best! Yato can do anything! Bнимательный. Yato can cook and dance and clean and do anything he tries. He is kind and sweet and gentle. Захватывающе! And he is fun and loud and exciting too! Yato will always do his best to make sure you are happy. And he gives good hugs! And he works very hard all the time. And he will ask if you are safe. And he will do things, even when not asked, to make sure you are smiling.

That is why.

[darkinferno]

It sounds like you really love him a lot, huh?

[Oops, there's that mischievous grin...]

But don't think I didn't notice you didn't choose the other two, Anya.

[constellates]

I love Yato more than anyone.

[she has a crush on yuri and yet here we are

here we are

as for the other two - ]

Davenka and Yuratchka can marry each other. Happy!

[darkinferno]

Good plan, but that's not how it works. You've gotta pick one to screw and one to die.

[Hey, at least he didn't say "fuck?"]

[goen]

Ryoji, Yukine, Izuku!

[ the battle of the rejects ]

[constellates]

[GASP]

Yato! Нет!! That is mean!

[is she saying that this is never going to happen with any of them

that'S EVEN MORE MEAN, ANYA]

[goen]

... You can at least kill Ryoji, right? Wouldn't wanna make Yuuko jealous.

[constellates]

[don't encourage ryoji into the embrace of death wtf]

Ryoji can marry Yuuko. He will go to her now. Легко!

["Easy!" LMFAO NEXT QUESTION]

[goen]

[ OKAY RYOJI IS DEAD AND THAT'S ALL YATO WANTED OUT OF THIS. He's already Death, it's fine. ]

So next is Yuki and that kid you skated with once. What do you think? Yuki's way better marriage material, right?