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JUNE TDM
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JUNE TEST DRIVE The city of Recollé. The kids are out for the summer and the weather's just fine. The sun's shining brightly, not a cloud in the clear gray sky. Everything seems at peace and citizens are out and about, smiling to one another and enjoying each other's company. Oh, and this thing (complete with cardboard cut-out) has currently taken the place of the founders' statues in Recollé Square. But that's probably not a big deal. What will you do today? I. What is this thing? Why is this thing here? For those of you in Tribunal Terrace today you may wish to investigate the five-foot-tall spinning wheel. How did it even get here? And where did the statues of the founders go? Even if you cannot answer those questions, it's hard to ignore the urge to give it a spin. Check out those colors go 'round and 'round. Depending on what number you land on, you will find a notification pop up on your phone with a short list of…words. Are these supposed to be qualifications? Weird. That was a waste of time. However, the moment you walk away you will find yourself accosted by various recruiters wherever you go, congratulating you on your impressive resumé and leading you to an office in Chata. Their offices have been equipped with tabletop-sized spinning wheels much like the one in Recollé Square that will spin 'round and 'round, determining the position you qualify for. Are you ready to show how these traits make you the perfect applicant? It looks like you have time to consult with your fellow candidates before your turn comes. Or perhaps you've managed to resist spinning that wheel. The recruiters absolutely love your willpower and determination and want you to join their team! For those who can resist, they will still find themselves whisked away by recruiters to the same office and thrown straight into training to prepare for interviewing their neighbors. Recruiters will set up pairs of interviewers and applicants, leaving them alone to ask the hard-hitting questions and pick the most qualified candidate. Do your best and beat out the rest! It's your time to shine. II. Just because school is out for the summer doesn't mean Apparassage is quiet. Students and faculty alike are bustling about already preparing for the next school year. Campus tours of Recollé University run every two hours, and there are open house tours of the local elementary, middle and high school. Perhaps you're a future student exploring the campus and getting to know your future classmates. Maybe you're faculty or a student guide wrangling the kids and keeping them in line. Or you just might be one of the unfortunate ones who have found yourself with six weeks of summer school. However, no matter where you find yourself in this district things get a little tricky when you're ready to leave for the day. The sidewalks outside of the buildings have all disintegrated, revealing a large void leading to nowhere beneath your feet. Without a clear path it seems impossible to escape, but stacked at the entrances of every doorway are large tiles with the letters of the alphabet carefully printed on them. When you look across the devoid path, you may notice you have a partner in a similar position with their own stack of letters. Get ready to expand your vocabulary. Building a bridge of connecting words may be your only chance of getting home before sunset. Strangely, as the letters are laid out they seem to suspend mid-air enough to hold your weight as you make your way carefully across this pit. Balance and precision are key in this game. The stack floats along behind you as you cross the void, letters seemingly adding to the pile to provide more materials to build. But like all games, there can be only one winner. Those who clear their letters first will arrive outside of the district safely, free now to come and go as they please. For those who do not clear their stack in time, you might have luck jumping from word to word to cross the finish line. Try as you might, if this is the method you follow, the moment you land on the winning word to leave the district the letters will glitch out, sending you plummeting into the void and landing on a long slope down to the bottom. Upon landing, you will see a series of chutes and ladders one can use to climb back up. Some ladders lead back to Apparassage. Some lead straight into Tisse, and some even lead to unexpected places. Where will you end up? The journey is up to you now. III. The days are longer, the nights are shorter, the sun is shining and it's noticeably warmer. Isn't it a perfect time for a summer potluck? The citizens of Recollé seem to think so and have all gathered today in Hollingberry Field with friends and loved ones to share food and fun. Kids chase after each other in friendly games of tag and hide-and-seek while other attendants mingle with one another, piling plates of food and sharing with their neighbor. Why, even Mayor Mayer is out today for this summer kickoff with his lovely red Chocobo, Seabiscuit. As the evening begins to wind down, however, there's a startled cry from the Mayor as he realizes someone has kidnapped his beloved pet from right under his nose. Was it you? How about you? Everyone has become a suspect and it's up to you to solve whodunnit. The Mayor provides everyone with a pen and a pad of paper divided into three sections for a suspect, a method, and a location. Grab a friend (or even a group of strangers) and get ready to interrogate each other to crack this case. (With a little looking, however, it's easy to see that Seabiscuit's merely wandered down the hill away from the park. But maybe it's better not to tell the Mayor. He seems very adamant about this game.) For anyone who manages to solve the case, the Mayor will be immensely grateful and reward you with a valuable prize! Congratulations! However, for anyone who fails to solve the puzzle, or even anyone found guilty of this heinous crime, by order of the Mayor you will be subjected to jail time for a full half an hour. (The Mayor can't stay too mad at his citizens. He loves them all.) IV. A nice, leisurely stroll through the entertainment district of Tisse seems to be in order. Summer sales are aplenty and now's the perfect time to shop 'til you drop. On the other hand, that doesn't seem to be the only thing dropping in Tisse. Do you hear that? Perhaps it is easy to ignore the sounds of stone crashing to the ground. Construction isn't unusual in this district. You think maybe you passed an ongoing demolition on your way inside a shop. But the crash happens again, and again, and again, a loud string of booms growing closer and closer. Are those buildings tipping into one another? Or is it your imagination? You may not have time to answer while the string of events is put into motion. A crane swings overhead, knocking into a well-placed boulder that begins to roll down the street. Cranes, pulleys and wires move in sync as the ball rolls right toward you. Will you run? Will you collide right into the next set of traps? You may recall learning about this type of experiment once upon a time, coming to realize the elaborately planned Rube Goldberg machine spans the entirety of the city. Maybe you're one of the lucky ones and you find a safe shop to dive into to escape. Or perhaps your sole focus is to run and get as far as you can, failing to notice that the large boulder herds you right to the end of the district and into a caged-in area. Make yourself comfortable. Someone from the outside will have to free you. But hey, maybe you aren't alone in this trap. Misery loves company, doesn't it? BONUS. The Retrospec app is at it again, just as useless as it's always been. After downloading to your device and allowing you to upload a profile picture, the app seems to take over your phone. Any time you open your phone to use it, a splash screen appears prompting you to pick one of the brightly colored wedges (or one of the two grayed out ones.) It's time to exercise your brain and buff your trivia stats. Answering a question from your selected category will allow you to use your phone once again, but if you get it wrong? Retrospec will encourage you not to give up and try again. ...or, you know, you could ask someone to help figure out the answer. Hey, that person looks like they're bursting with knowledge! Perhaps it's best to see if they can help you stop this madness. As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply are futile. Once a question has been answered correctly, phones will return to their usual functionality until the next time it settles into idle mode. Welcome to the recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun!
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[ rude??? mary leans over him though, to look into his lap at his phone, totally nosy. ] What are you supposed to be interviewing for, anyway?
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[ if only mary would take care of her face as much as he does... ]
Anyways. [ sighs, stares at his phone one more time before stashing it back into his pants pocket ] Apparently according to them I'd be a total shoo-in for a competitive eater. Which doesn't even make sense? I'm always on a diet, so I can't just eat anything I want.
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(also hers is a singer and she's tone deaf, so if she can keep that secret from him that works just fine for her.) ]
[ delighted: ] Ohh~. You know, I could see it. Maybe hot dogs, Sena. [ oh she thinks she's very funny ] Maybe they think you've put on a little weight lately.
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[ try harder next time, saotome. sena did check his weight and made sure to eat just right before going here, so. ]
All the job offerings they're suggesting are all stupid, anyway. Why they're recruiting people like this is beyond me.
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she sighs and leans back in her chair, heels sliding down the linoleum. ] It's probably just someone's idea of a joke. The stupid list of character traits they gave me make no sense, either.
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[ Seriously, what kind of a personality trait is a sawed-off shotgun ]
Let's blow this popsicle stand, Saotome. I can't stand staying here any longer than necessary.
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and with a tug on the knob--yep, it sure is locked. ] Are you serious?
[ rattle rattle rattle: still locked.
she kicks the door for good measure. still locked! ]
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We're trapped here?! This is ridiculous, I have a shooting in a few hours!
[ the other people who are in this room with them are just as irritated, but make no such interest in helping these two. sena even tries budging the door down with his shoulder, but no such luck. ]
This is so annoying! How long are they going to make us wait?!
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mary stalks past a couple people in chairs and reaches over to snatch a piece of paper off the wall. see a recruiter to be interviewed today! accepting positions for new interviewers and interviewees!
mary's brow furrows, and she comes back, pressing the paper to sena's chest. ] I've got an idea. [ and that's really all the explanation he's gonna get before mary turns right around and heads back towards a room, fully expecting him to follow. there's some muttering--can i try to interview someone? before mary looks back at sena and jerks her head. c'mon???? ]
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well. it's not like he has anything better to do, and he's tired of waiting in that room full of confused strangers. heaving a deep sigh, he goes and follows her lead through the hallways of this mysterious building. ]
So, got any bright ideas to share with the class?
[ it's not that he doesn't trust mary, but she's always been the type to put her life on the line on things like these - taking gambles on whether the outcome will be good or not. he has a bad feeling about this.
ah well. this better be good. ]
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as the recruiter smiles at them--he even gives sena a little "good luck!" and a wave--mary keeps up her very polite smile back until he shuts the door. then, she leans forward across the table, talking quietly. ] It's a job interview. It can't last forever. Apparently they were also looking for volunteers to do the interviewing. So I interview you, you make it to your stupid shoot on time.
[ you're welcome, she doesn't say, though mary does glance over her shoulder. ] Someone's supposed to be evaluating me, apparently, so don't mess up.
[ settling back in her chair, she places her hands in her lap, daintily spreading out her skirt. mary then mouths you owe me and clears her throat. ] Alright then, Sena, tell us about your...qualifications for this job. [ """qualifications""" ]
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but.... yeah, what qualifications? sena just throws her an incredulous look and uh, what are the qualifications, again? hang on. ]
Well, I have a dollar. [ pulls one out of his pocket as proof. ] I also can't lie, [ HAHA ] I usually have a perfect alibi for situations, but I'm also kind of indecisive? That's all I can think of.
[ look, he can only remember the most normal list of words that were shown to him at the time, okay? ]
What d'you have for someone like me, then?
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mary leans back, crossing one leg over the other as she looks down at the list the recruiter gave her. all of the jobs are stupid, and she's definitely not going to make this easy by giving sena "singer" or something model-y, so.
she looks a little devilish. just a little. ] And how will those skills help you be a game show host? You don't seem very lively.
[ lol ]
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Excuse you? Who said I'm not very lively? I'll show you lively!
[ suddenly standing up from his seat, he throws his arms around as grandiosely as he can muster -- eugh, can't believe this. more like SHE owes HIM. and by owing he totally means grabbing some coffee with her when they finally get the fuck out of here. ]
Ladies and gentlemen! And welcome to another episode of-- Guess Whose Bright Idea This is?!
[ whoooo, imaginary applause. he just smirks at mary, who's probably thinking that he can't act. well, yeah, he really can't, but as they always say in modeling -- fake it till you make it. ]
Our first contestant here is the one and only Saotome Mary, who just hatched this wonderful idea to get our sorry asses out of here. So, Saotome-san, tell us more about this harebrained idea of yours.
[ it really is a good thing no one else is watching this. how embarrassing. ]
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he gets a nice, honest, wide eyed look from mary for a second, which quickly morphs into delight. it's not that she thought he couldn't act--it's more like she thought he'd never act like this.
this is amazing, mary's never gonna let him live this down as long as he lives.
delighted, mary leans forward and laces her fingers together, putting her chin on top of them, smile on her face not budging an inch. ] What can I say? One of us has to be the brains around here. What's my prize~?