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JUNE TDM
JUNE TEST DRIVE The city of Recollé. The kids are out for the summer and the weather's just fine. The sun's shining brightly, not a cloud in the clear gray sky. Everything seems at peace and citizens are out and about, smiling to one another and enjoying each other's company. Oh, and this thing (complete with cardboard cut-out) has currently taken the place of the founders' statues in Recollé Square. But that's probably not a big deal. What will you do today? I. What is this thing? Why is this thing here? For those of you in Tribunal Terrace today you may wish to investigate the five-foot-tall spinning wheel. How did it even get here? And where did the statues of the founders go? Even if you cannot answer those questions, it's hard to ignore the urge to give it a spin. Check out those colors go 'round and 'round. Depending on what number you land on, you will find a notification pop up on your phone with a short list of…words. Are these supposed to be qualifications? Weird. That was a waste of time. However, the moment you walk away you will find yourself accosted by various recruiters wherever you go, congratulating you on your impressive resumé and leading you to an office in Chata. Their offices have been equipped with tabletop-sized spinning wheels much like the one in Recollé Square that will spin 'round and 'round, determining the position you qualify for. Are you ready to show how these traits make you the perfect applicant? It looks like you have time to consult with your fellow candidates before your turn comes. Or perhaps you've managed to resist spinning that wheel. The recruiters absolutely love your willpower and determination and want you to join their team! For those who can resist, they will still find themselves whisked away by recruiters to the same office and thrown straight into training to prepare for interviewing their neighbors. Recruiters will set up pairs of interviewers and applicants, leaving them alone to ask the hard-hitting questions and pick the most qualified candidate. Do your best and beat out the rest! It's your time to shine. II. Just because school is out for the summer doesn't mean Apparassage is quiet. Students and faculty alike are bustling about already preparing for the next school year. Campus tours of Recollé University run every two hours, and there are open house tours of the local elementary, middle and high school. Perhaps you're a future student exploring the campus and getting to know your future classmates. Maybe you're faculty or a student guide wrangling the kids and keeping them in line. Or you just might be one of the unfortunate ones who have found yourself with six weeks of summer school. However, no matter where you find yourself in this district things get a little tricky when you're ready to leave for the day. The sidewalks outside of the buildings have all disintegrated, revealing a large void leading to nowhere beneath your feet. Without a clear path it seems impossible to escape, but stacked at the entrances of every doorway are large tiles with the letters of the alphabet carefully printed on them. When you look across the devoid path, you may notice you have a partner in a similar position with their own stack of letters. Get ready to expand your vocabulary. Building a bridge of connecting words may be your only chance of getting home before sunset. Strangely, as the letters are laid out they seem to suspend mid-air enough to hold your weight as you make your way carefully across this pit. Balance and precision are key in this game. The stack floats along behind you as you cross the void, letters seemingly adding to the pile to provide more materials to build. But like all games, there can be only one winner. Those who clear their letters first will arrive outside of the district safely, free now to come and go as they please. For those who do not clear their stack in time, you might have luck jumping from word to word to cross the finish line. Try as you might, if this is the method you follow, the moment you land on the winning word to leave the district the letters will glitch out, sending you plummeting into the void and landing on a long slope down to the bottom. Upon landing, you will see a series of chutes and ladders one can use to climb back up. Some ladders lead back to Apparassage. Some lead straight into Tisse, and some even lead to unexpected places. Where will you end up? The journey is up to you now. III. The days are longer, the nights are shorter, the sun is shining and it's noticeably warmer. Isn't it a perfect time for a summer potluck? The citizens of Recollé seem to think so and have all gathered today in Hollingberry Field with friends and loved ones to share food and fun. Kids chase after each other in friendly games of tag and hide-and-seek while other attendants mingle with one another, piling plates of food and sharing with their neighbor. Why, even Mayor Mayer is out today for this summer kickoff with his lovely red Chocobo, Seabiscuit. As the evening begins to wind down, however, there's a startled cry from the Mayor as he realizes someone has kidnapped his beloved pet from right under his nose. Was it you? How about you? Everyone has become a suspect and it's up to you to solve whodunnit. The Mayor provides everyone with a pen and a pad of paper divided into three sections for a suspect, a method, and a location. Grab a friend (or even a group of strangers) and get ready to interrogate each other to crack this case. (With a little looking, however, it's easy to see that Seabiscuit's merely wandered down the hill away from the park. But maybe it's better not to tell the Mayor. He seems very adamant about this game.) For anyone who manages to solve the case, the Mayor will be immensely grateful and reward you with a valuable prize! Congratulations! However, for anyone who fails to solve the puzzle, or even anyone found guilty of this heinous crime, by order of the Mayor you will be subjected to jail time for a full half an hour. (The Mayor can't stay too mad at his citizens. He loves them all.) IV. A nice, leisurely stroll through the entertainment district of Tisse seems to be in order. Summer sales are aplenty and now's the perfect time to shop 'til you drop. On the other hand, that doesn't seem to be the only thing dropping in Tisse. Do you hear that? Perhaps it is easy to ignore the sounds of stone crashing to the ground. Construction isn't unusual in this district. You think maybe you passed an ongoing demolition on your way inside a shop. But the crash happens again, and again, and again, a loud string of booms growing closer and closer. Are those buildings tipping into one another? Or is it your imagination? You may not have time to answer while the string of events is put into motion. A crane swings overhead, knocking into a well-placed boulder that begins to roll down the street. Cranes, pulleys and wires move in sync as the ball rolls right toward you. Will you run? Will you collide right into the next set of traps? You may recall learning about this type of experiment once upon a time, coming to realize the elaborately planned Rube Goldberg machine spans the entirety of the city. Maybe you're one of the lucky ones and you find a safe shop to dive into to escape. Or perhaps your sole focus is to run and get as far as you can, failing to notice that the large boulder herds you right to the end of the district and into a caged-in area. Make yourself comfortable. Someone from the outside will have to free you. But hey, maybe you aren't alone in this trap. Misery loves company, doesn't it? BONUS. The Retrospec app is at it again, just as useless as it's always been. After downloading to your device and allowing you to upload a profile picture, the app seems to take over your phone. Any time you open your phone to use it, a splash screen appears prompting you to pick one of the brightly colored wedges (or one of the two grayed out ones.) It's time to exercise your brain and buff your trivia stats. Answering a question from your selected category will allow you to use your phone once again, but if you get it wrong? Retrospec will encourage you not to give up and try again. ...or, you know, you could ask someone to help figure out the answer. Hey, that person looks like they're bursting with knowledge! Perhaps it's best to see if they can help you stop this madness. As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply are futile. Once a question has been answered correctly, phones will return to their usual functionality until the next time it settles into idle mode. Welcome to the ![]() Your June TDM directory is here, and your AU workshop is here! |
mari ohara | love live! sunshine!!
Mari didn't do this!!!!!!!!
[ hear all those exclamation marks? you sure do because it's the sound of mari expressing her distress loudly as she looks at the paper handed to her. ]
Seabiscuit is such a kind soul. He's brave, and good, and a model citizen.
[ she furiously scratches away on her paper, presumably crossing her name out because, as already mentioned: mari didn't do this. so she goes marching up to you, yes, you to help her solve this problem. ]
I am looking for a beautiful hor -- [and then she just stops, blinks.] Hor.... [ she looks really upset????? super upset ]
OH MY GOD!!! [ she jumps, throwing her hands up and then tries to place them on your shoulders ] Seabiscuit is a horse!! Of course he's missing! The mayor thinks he's looking for a chocobo but someone has replaced his darling beloved horse and no one can tell. The mystery is so much deeper than I could have even imagined.
[ she tries to take your hand and pull you along --- will you follow this loud boisterous girl? or just stay put ]
Come on! We have to go look for horses! This is a national emergency.
two; this seems trivial
Hey, Hey!
[ don't mind her, running up to you. were you off to errands? too bad. in the middle of something important? it'll wait. i mean look at her! she's cute and adorable and she has only one question: ]
What is another name for the prairie wolf?
[ feel free to also wildcard her or hit me up on plurk at
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[She was coming up behind just as a few people were rolling eyes or reacting to the word horse, reaching out to gently tap the girl on her shoulder, jerking her thumb in another direction. Suddenly shouting about horses in a public place? Yeaaaah, that was a sure and certain sign someone just got the app. So she tried to interpose herself and get the attention of the young woman, serving as the focus of her attention. Needed to get her to be just a wee bit quiet. Mayor didn't like mention of horses after all.]
Come, let us look where Seabiscuit was last seen, yes?
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[ she has no idea that chloe is trying to be subtle. but she does turn to look at her. ]
That might be a good place to start, if that were the real Seabiscuit!!
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Oh, I assure you that was Seabiscuit. He is quite proud of his ... noble steed. I am sorry, miss, what may I ask is your name? I am Chloe, Chloe Bouchard.
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...A plains dog? [ A small shrug. ] Animals are not my specialty, unfortunately.
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[ she tries to submit it but it gives her a WRONG ]
Oh, shoot, it was supposed to be coyote. Ok! Let's try another one.
[ didn't want to stay? too bad. now it's a question of honor. ]
What object marks the ceremonial location of the South Pole?
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And truthfully she doesn't mind helping with questions anyway, they've been fun so far! The ones she can answer, anyway. ]
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2!
she stares for a second, processing this weirdo. ] ...a coyote?
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ITS RIGHT!! We did it!
[isn't that great???]
Do you want to try another? [ she pulls up a new one, apparently unfazed by the idea this thing had held her phone hostage. ] A "pigskin" is another name for what?
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but, mary does like trivia games, so she willingly goes along with it. her little tsundere heart is weak, after all. ] You realize they basically hacked your phone, right?
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Pr...airie...Dog?
Dogs are wolves.
[She thinks about it, getting more an more confident with the moment.]
Yeah! It's definitely prairie dog! Boom! Got it! Ayano 1, Hackers, none!
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Coyote?! How were we supposed to figure that out??
[ they get rickrolled but ANOTHER QUESTION pops up so thats good right?? ]
The name for this semi-precious stone comes from the Latin for "sea water"?
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Hey, wait-- Wait just a second. What are you talking about?
[ She can barely keep up at the moment, her mind still reeling over getting "executioner" on her own spin. She's tired from arguing with the guy in charge of the spinner for the past 30 minutes or so as well. Someone is being stubborn here. Or, was. Now, Mari is the one being stubborn as she tries to pull Korra along. The only problem with that is that she isn't budging an inch. ]
Look... I get that you're worried about something, but... why is it a national emergency again?
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and getting nowhere ]
Because everyone - including me - forgot horses were real! And I just remembered! Someone is stealing our memories.
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Instead, she just frowns a little more at her, the only question coming out is: ]
Are you sure you weren't abducted by aliens?
[ She may not be helping here. ]
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Is this some kind of joke?
[What do you call a bear without an ear? A "b".]
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[ no????????? ]
It's a just a question. [she SMILES look at her doesn't that make you go dokidoki] Couldn't you help me answer?
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Why? [Why him... Whatever. He sighs and narrows his eyes while watching nothing in particular. Thankfully he's been in America long enough and appreciates animals that it doesn't take him too long to speak again.] ...I guess a coyote.
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I'm sorry. I don't know what a prairie wolf is anyway.
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[ she types "i dont know" and now they're in rick astley hell ]
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[Li-Na is so confused by the music. Why is the app playing this song?]
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Woah, hey. I don't care if Seabiscuit is actually a horse or a chocobo or some kind of unicorn okay? As you can see [ he holds up the sandwich in the hand not being held by Mari ] I have more important things to do.
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A...sandwich? That's more important than Seabiscuit?!
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...look, the thing about seabiscuit is-
[AND NOW MARI'S YELLING. okay.
She waits a few seconds until what she thinks is Mari settling down, then tries to speak up again-]
No, look, the chocobos are-
[And now they're holding hands. She's convinced she's being dragged off to what Aki can only assume is hell itself. Fantastic.
All this boisterousness leads her to just follow along in silence for a few seconds until she's absolutely sure she can get a word in.]
...what's wrong with chocobos anyway?
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Well, nothing's wrong with them...
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