repeter | JUNE TDM

TEST DRIVE

JUNE TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. The kids are out for the summer and the weather's just fine. The sun's shining brightly, not a cloud in the clear gray sky. Everything seems at peace and citizens are out and about, smiling to one another and enjoying each other's company.

Oh, and this thing (complete with cardboard cut-out) has currently taken the place of the founders' statues in Recollé Square. But that's probably not a big deal.

What will you do today?

I.
What is this thing? Why is this thing here? For those of you in Tribunal Terrace today you may wish to investigate the five-foot-tall spinning wheel. How did it even get here? And where did the statues of the founders go? Even if you cannot answer those questions, it's hard to ignore the urge to give it a spin.

Check out those colors go 'round and 'round. Depending on what number you land on, you will find a notification pop up on your phone with a short list of…words. Are these supposed to be qualifications? Weird. That was a waste of time.

However, the moment you walk away you will find yourself accosted by various recruiters wherever you go, congratulating you on your impressive resumé and leading you to an office in Chata. Their offices have been equipped with tabletop-sized spinning wheels much like the one in Recollé Square that will spin 'round and 'round, determining the position you qualify for. Are you ready to show how these traits make you the perfect applicant? It looks like you have time to consult with your fellow candidates before your turn comes.

Or perhaps you've managed to resist spinning that wheel. The recruiters absolutely love your willpower and determination and want you to join their team! For those who can resist, they will still find themselves whisked away by recruiters to the same office and thrown straight into training to prepare for interviewing their neighbors. Recruiters will set up pairs of interviewers and applicants, leaving them alone to ask the hard-hitting questions and pick the most qualified candidate. Do your best and beat out the rest! It's your time to shine.

II.
Just because school is out for the summer doesn't mean Apparassage is quiet. Students and faculty alike are bustling about already preparing for the next school year. Campus tours of Recollé University run every two hours, and there are open house tours of the local elementary, middle and high school. Perhaps you're a future student exploring the campus and getting to know your future classmates. Maybe you're faculty or a student guide wrangling the kids and keeping them in line. Or you just might be one of the unfortunate ones who have found yourself with six weeks of summer school.

However, no matter where you find yourself in this district things get a little tricky when you're ready to leave for the day. The sidewalks outside of the buildings have all disintegrated, revealing a large void leading to nowhere beneath your feet. Without a clear path it seems impossible to escape, but stacked at the entrances of every doorway are large tiles with the letters of the alphabet carefully printed on them. When you look across the devoid path, you may notice you have a partner in a similar position with their own stack of letters.

Get ready to expand your vocabulary. Building a bridge of connecting words may be your only chance of getting home before sunset. Strangely, as the letters are laid out they seem to suspend mid-air enough to hold your weight as you make your way carefully across this pit. Balance and precision are key in this game. The stack floats along behind you as you cross the void, letters seemingly adding to the pile to provide more materials to build.

But like all games, there can be only one winner. Those who clear their letters first will arrive outside of the district safely, free now to come and go as they please. For those who do not clear their stack in time, you might have luck jumping from word to word to cross the finish line. Try as you might, if this is the method you follow, the moment you land on the winning word to leave the district the letters will glitch out, sending you plummeting into the void and landing on a long slope down to the bottom. Upon landing, you will see a series of chutes and ladders one can use to climb back up. Some ladders lead back to Apparassage. Some lead straight into Tisse, and some even lead to unexpected places. Where will you end up? The journey is up to you now.

III.
The days are longer, the nights are shorter, the sun is shining and it's noticeably warmer. Isn't it a perfect time for a summer potluck? The citizens of Recollé seem to think so and have all gathered today in Hollingberry Field with friends and loved ones to share food and fun. Kids chase after each other in friendly games of tag and hide-and-seek while other attendants mingle with one another, piling plates of food and sharing with their neighbor.

Why, even Mayor Mayer is out today for this summer kickoff with his lovely red Chocobo, Seabiscuit.

As the evening begins to wind down, however, there's a startled cry from the Mayor as he realizes someone has kidnapped his beloved pet from right under his nose. Was it you? How about you? Everyone has become a suspect and it's up to you to solve whodunnit. The Mayor provides everyone with a pen and a pad of paper divided into three sections for a suspect, a method, and a location. Grab a friend (or even a group of strangers) and get ready to interrogate each other to crack this case.

(With a little looking, however, it's easy to see that Seabiscuit's merely wandered down the hill away from the park. But maybe it's better not to tell the Mayor. He seems very adamant about this game.)

For anyone who manages to solve the case, the Mayor will be immensely grateful and reward you with a valuable prize! Congratulations! However, for anyone who fails to solve the puzzle, or even anyone found guilty of this heinous crime, by order of the Mayor you will be subjected to jail time for a full half an hour. (The Mayor can't stay too mad at his citizens. He loves them all.)

IV.
A nice, leisurely stroll through the entertainment district of Tisse seems to be in order. Summer sales are aplenty and now's the perfect time to shop 'til you drop. On the other hand, that doesn't seem to be the only thing dropping in Tisse. Do you hear that? Perhaps it is easy to ignore the sounds of stone crashing to the ground. Construction isn't unusual in this district. You think maybe you passed an ongoing demolition on your way inside a shop. But the crash happens again, and again, and again, a loud string of booms growing closer and closer.

Are those buildings tipping into one another? Or is it your imagination? You may not have time to answer while the string of events is put into motion. A crane swings overhead, knocking into a well-placed boulder that begins to roll down the street. Cranes, pulleys and wires move in sync as the ball rolls right toward you. Will you run? Will you collide right into the next set of traps? You may recall learning about this type of experiment once upon a time, coming to realize the elaborately planned Rube Goldberg machine spans the entirety of the city.

Maybe you're one of the lucky ones and you find a safe shop to dive into to escape. Or perhaps your sole focus is to run and get as far as you can, failing to notice that the large boulder herds you right to the end of the district and into a caged-in area. Make yourself comfortable. Someone from the outside will have to free you. But hey, maybe you aren't alone in this trap. Misery loves company, doesn't it?

BONUS.
The Retrospec app is at it again, just as useless as it's always been. After downloading to your device and allowing you to upload a profile picture, the app seems to take over your phone. Any time you open your phone to use it, a splash screen appears prompting you to pick one of the brightly colored wedges (or one of the two grayed out ones.)

It's time to exercise your brain and buff your trivia stats. Answering a question from your selected category will allow you to use your phone once again, but if you get it wrong? Retrospec will encourage you not to give up and try again.

...or, you know, you could ask someone to help figure out the answer. Hey, that person looks like they're bursting with knowledge! Perhaps it's best to see if they can help you stop this madness.

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply are futile. Once a question has been answered correctly, phones will return to their usual functionality until the next time it settles into idle mode.

Welcome to the

recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun!

Your June TDM directory is here, and your AU workshop is here!

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Statements like that are why you keep getting in jail, Pitou.

[guess who's here to see them in jail again. guess who, this time, is not pulling every string she can get her hands on to free them.]

Having fun?

Doctor Sutcliffe.

[ Look, don't even pretend Pitou doesn't know how much she likes being called that. All the sourness is gone in an instant, replaced with a smile and big eyes. Pay my bail. Pay my bail and get me out. ]

You did come to get me.

[ Look at that face. How can you tell them no. ]

From an inflatable, wiggly jail in the park?

[and Grell actually laughs at that.]

I came to see who was making all that fuss, actually.

[ Don't laugh. Pitou's eyes narrow, frowning sullenly. This is very serious, humiliating even! ]

Just tell the 'guard' to let me out before I punch him.

[ Because... then we'd be right back at actual assault again, wouldn't we. ]

If you punch him, there's not a thing I can do to pull you out again. You're out right now on a thread of good behavior.

[poor kitty cat. at least Grell has the nice sense to pass a bottle of water through the inflatable bars.]

Don't work yourself up into overheating.

[ Pitou makes a little noise, a pissy little tsk but takes the water, because they are hot and they do want it but they're definitely not going to pretend to take Grell's laughter gracefully. ]

I don't deserve this. Who does that damn mayor think he is.

He thinks he's the mayor.

[just. saying. that's probably it.]

He can't hold you for long. Courage, my friend. You'll see justice.

Doesn't the 'mayor' realize how low on the totem pole of politics he really is. He should be ousted.

[ Revolution!!!!]

Campaign against him. Take over and instate new rule. I'd like to see what you come up with.

Everyone works from 9 PM until 3 AM. Park becomes cat sanctuary.

[ Mad with power already. ]

All redheads must perform eighteen hours of community service a day as punishment for mocking the mayor.

Eighteen hours? Goodness. We'll all be compensated for how we'll have to quit our jobs to accommodate your demands, I know. You're not an unduly cruel ruler.

You will be fed.

[ A flippant response, but Pitou is smiling. ]

I'll dress like Marie Antoinette on Fridays and feed my poor community service slaves fancy cake.

Your generosity never ceases to amaze me. We'll all look forward to Fridays at this rate.

I'm incredibly generous.

[ Said with seriousness so. Uh. Don't laugh. ]

I tend to their dead, I spay their stray cats, I make fun of fuckboys in bars. I'm practically a saint.

[ those sure are words. ]

Saint Pitou. And like the truest saints, jailed and tormented for your beliefs.

[although, everyone seems to be beginning to be allowed to go, slowly filtered out of the inflatable jail.]

[ More like 'smashed to pulp by monster child' but semantics. ]

I'm going to eat that chocobo one of these days.

[ Pitou decides pleasantly as they join the crowd filing from the bouncy jail. Most are just excited to get away from them... Although Grell had at least stopped their shrieking for a while. ]

Too many feathers to bother with. Preparing the meat would be a nightmare.

[no mention of actually how you might get put in a real jail for it.]

I'd rather buy chicken and pretend it was chocobo.

Oh no, I'll make some charms with those feathers and bones.

[ Wicked laughter. ]

Sell it to the witchy bitches I drink with at the Resurrection Day Market.

[ An occult market, held in a bar, obscenely early on the last Sunday of the month. While no measure of an actual occultist, Pitou had access to materials and the knowhow to wield them in ways those types liked, and Pitou liked playing dress up with them, liked their morbid jokes, and the bitchy attitudes that pervaded the witchy feminist circles. ]

That'll be your project. I'm not helping you deal with the mess of a giant bird.

[personally, Grell's too much of a skeptic to ever tag along - while she likes the aesthetic, it's too much of a risk that she'll end up arguing with someone about how much magic and all of that was bullshit.

well. at least...]

You know, the next time that happens, let me tag along.

[she could probably spin something cryptic enough to pique interest.]

Last Sunday of every month at the Baltic. Think you can pry yourself away from loverboy long enough?

[ A BIG GIANT JEALOUS BITCH EYEROLL. ]

Never thought my love life was that big of a concern for you, dear.

[leave her relationship alone???]

But the answer is of course yes. I don't flake on plans like that.

He annoys me.

[ Pitou is also silently promising to eat him one of these days too. ~~What a powerful snack. ]~~

You won't even try to play nice? For my sake and all that I see in him?

[this is a joke, Grell knows it's impossible.]

Absolutely not. Impossible.

[ A big expansive shrug. ]

He's a big boy, it'll be fine.

[ Pitou probably won't do anything too actively harmful???? Probably. ]

Pitou Blythe, are you jealous of him?

[point blank question time.]

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