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JUNE TDM
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JUNE TEST DRIVE The city of Recollé. The kids are out for the summer and the weather's just fine. The sun's shining brightly, not a cloud in the clear gray sky. Everything seems at peace and citizens are out and about, smiling to one another and enjoying each other's company. Oh, and this thing (complete with cardboard cut-out) has currently taken the place of the founders' statues in Recollé Square. But that's probably not a big deal. What will you do today? I. What is this thing? Why is this thing here? For those of you in Tribunal Terrace today you may wish to investigate the five-foot-tall spinning wheel. How did it even get here? And where did the statues of the founders go? Even if you cannot answer those questions, it's hard to ignore the urge to give it a spin. Check out those colors go 'round and 'round. Depending on what number you land on, you will find a notification pop up on your phone with a short list of…words. Are these supposed to be qualifications? Weird. That was a waste of time. However, the moment you walk away you will find yourself accosted by various recruiters wherever you go, congratulating you on your impressive resumé and leading you to an office in Chata. Their offices have been equipped with tabletop-sized spinning wheels much like the one in Recollé Square that will spin 'round and 'round, determining the position you qualify for. Are you ready to show how these traits make you the perfect applicant? It looks like you have time to consult with your fellow candidates before your turn comes. Or perhaps you've managed to resist spinning that wheel. The recruiters absolutely love your willpower and determination and want you to join their team! For those who can resist, they will still find themselves whisked away by recruiters to the same office and thrown straight into training to prepare for interviewing their neighbors. Recruiters will set up pairs of interviewers and applicants, leaving them alone to ask the hard-hitting questions and pick the most qualified candidate. Do your best and beat out the rest! It's your time to shine. II. Just because school is out for the summer doesn't mean Apparassage is quiet. Students and faculty alike are bustling about already preparing for the next school year. Campus tours of Recollé University run every two hours, and there are open house tours of the local elementary, middle and high school. Perhaps you're a future student exploring the campus and getting to know your future classmates. Maybe you're faculty or a student guide wrangling the kids and keeping them in line. Or you just might be one of the unfortunate ones who have found yourself with six weeks of summer school. However, no matter where you find yourself in this district things get a little tricky when you're ready to leave for the day. The sidewalks outside of the buildings have all disintegrated, revealing a large void leading to nowhere beneath your feet. Without a clear path it seems impossible to escape, but stacked at the entrances of every doorway are large tiles with the letters of the alphabet carefully printed on them. When you look across the devoid path, you may notice you have a partner in a similar position with their own stack of letters. Get ready to expand your vocabulary. Building a bridge of connecting words may be your only chance of getting home before sunset. Strangely, as the letters are laid out they seem to suspend mid-air enough to hold your weight as you make your way carefully across this pit. Balance and precision are key in this game. The stack floats along behind you as you cross the void, letters seemingly adding to the pile to provide more materials to build. But like all games, there can be only one winner. Those who clear their letters first will arrive outside of the district safely, free now to come and go as they please. For those who do not clear their stack in time, you might have luck jumping from word to word to cross the finish line. Try as you might, if this is the method you follow, the moment you land on the winning word to leave the district the letters will glitch out, sending you plummeting into the void and landing on a long slope down to the bottom. Upon landing, you will see a series of chutes and ladders one can use to climb back up. Some ladders lead back to Apparassage. Some lead straight into Tisse, and some even lead to unexpected places. Where will you end up? The journey is up to you now. III. The days are longer, the nights are shorter, the sun is shining and it's noticeably warmer. Isn't it a perfect time for a summer potluck? The citizens of Recollé seem to think so and have all gathered today in Hollingberry Field with friends and loved ones to share food and fun. Kids chase after each other in friendly games of tag and hide-and-seek while other attendants mingle with one another, piling plates of food and sharing with their neighbor. Why, even Mayor Mayer is out today for this summer kickoff with his lovely red Chocobo, Seabiscuit. As the evening begins to wind down, however, there's a startled cry from the Mayor as he realizes someone has kidnapped his beloved pet from right under his nose. Was it you? How about you? Everyone has become a suspect and it's up to you to solve whodunnit. The Mayor provides everyone with a pen and a pad of paper divided into three sections for a suspect, a method, and a location. Grab a friend (or even a group of strangers) and get ready to interrogate each other to crack this case. (With a little looking, however, it's easy to see that Seabiscuit's merely wandered down the hill away from the park. But maybe it's better not to tell the Mayor. He seems very adamant about this game.) For anyone who manages to solve the case, the Mayor will be immensely grateful and reward you with a valuable prize! Congratulations! However, for anyone who fails to solve the puzzle, or even anyone found guilty of this heinous crime, by order of the Mayor you will be subjected to jail time for a full half an hour. (The Mayor can't stay too mad at his citizens. He loves them all.) IV. A nice, leisurely stroll through the entertainment district of Tisse seems to be in order. Summer sales are aplenty and now's the perfect time to shop 'til you drop. On the other hand, that doesn't seem to be the only thing dropping in Tisse. Do you hear that? Perhaps it is easy to ignore the sounds of stone crashing to the ground. Construction isn't unusual in this district. You think maybe you passed an ongoing demolition on your way inside a shop. But the crash happens again, and again, and again, a loud string of booms growing closer and closer. Are those buildings tipping into one another? Or is it your imagination? You may not have time to answer while the string of events is put into motion. A crane swings overhead, knocking into a well-placed boulder that begins to roll down the street. Cranes, pulleys and wires move in sync as the ball rolls right toward you. Will you run? Will you collide right into the next set of traps? You may recall learning about this type of experiment once upon a time, coming to realize the elaborately planned Rube Goldberg machine spans the entirety of the city. Maybe you're one of the lucky ones and you find a safe shop to dive into to escape. Or perhaps your sole focus is to run and get as far as you can, failing to notice that the large boulder herds you right to the end of the district and into a caged-in area. Make yourself comfortable. Someone from the outside will have to free you. But hey, maybe you aren't alone in this trap. Misery loves company, doesn't it? BONUS. The Retrospec app is at it again, just as useless as it's always been. After downloading to your device and allowing you to upload a profile picture, the app seems to take over your phone. Any time you open your phone to use it, a splash screen appears prompting you to pick one of the brightly colored wedges (or one of the two grayed out ones.) It's time to exercise your brain and buff your trivia stats. Answering a question from your selected category will allow you to use your phone once again, but if you get it wrong? Retrospec will encourage you not to give up and try again. ...or, you know, you could ask someone to help figure out the answer. Hey, that person looks like they're bursting with knowledge! Perhaps it's best to see if they can help you stop this madness. As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply are futile. Once a question has been answered correctly, phones will return to their usual functionality until the next time it settles into idle mode. Welcome to the Your June TDM directory is here, and your AU workshop is here! |

goro akechi ○ persona 5
[You know what this is? This is a high class pissing contest, designed to show off how smart you are.
Goro is loving it. He's never been happier to go on a campus tour, to explore around, and all of a sudden be tasked with spelling out bridges and potentially throwing others into pitch darkness--
until he decides to use someone else's words since it's right there why not and finds himself plummeting down a slope, ending up literally anywhere else. Oh, and this doesn't happen just once, it happens a fair bit, because having discovered that he ends up in different places after he takes very willing plunges down the hole now Goro's found a new mystery and that is the probability of landing in one district over the others.
... Also, it's fun, holy shit.]
III. Clue (or Not?)
[A whodunnit is the classic mystery to solve, and being a rookie detective Goro is all over this.
He also saw Seabiscuit down the hill, um. But it's better to play along! Sure! Yeah. It's-- it's funner like this, sure, and considering the Mayor himself asked for his expert help (he's ignoring the fact that everyone has been tasked with this duty) it would go against his pride to simply discard a challenge!
... Besides, there's no easy way to inform the Mayor that this game is for naught, since his beloved Chocobo is down the way. Catch Goro being oddly enthused in interrogating the people on the list (besides himself, naturally) and trying very hard not to look where Seabiscuit is.]
Bonus. lmao Nerd Alert
[Goro's absolutely having no trouble with the trivia, not wasting a second in opening his phone whenever it idles, and... frankly speaking, he's been actively idling it just so he can answer more trivia questions, pleased as hell to work his brain.]
Some of these are quite challenging, aren't they. [Wow, he sure is just talking to someone! It's you!] But that's the fun of it, wouldn't you agree? It'd be boring if they were all easy.
[says the bonafide nerd]
wildcard
[anything else goes!! if you wanna work anything else, hmu on the au workshop]
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Welcome to Jaeger's. Let me know if you see anything you like.
[Man, and Goro's annoying as hell. Why couldn't someone cool drop in? At least it isn't Elda...]
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I didn't know you worked in such an interesting shop, Silver. Why didn't you tell me sooner?
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Because you're too poor to buy any of this stuff.
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That throws him off for a moment, usual pleasant smile faltering before he shakes his head and it returns.]
I-- No, I simply don't need any of this, Silver, there's a difference.
[Yes, it's because he's too poor to buy anything, he is absolutely wanting some of this shit to show off and then trying not to look too pained at the prices he can't afford.]
... Though I would like to know if there's ever a sale -- for a few friends, not for myself. They'd be quite interested in things like this.
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II
. . . and here's that boy again. This is, what, his fifth time around?]
Either you're very stupid or trying to research things. I do hope it's the latter.
[Or the ladder. Get it? Because . . . yeah, okay, you get it.]
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[... Maybe it would've been smarter to do it the way she is. No, someone has to take the fun way.]
It has its downsides, but I can't say I've been in the same place twice yet. Fascinating.
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[Because if he's willing to be guinea pig, Ros is more than happy to partner up with him. Indeed, she's stepping in closer, already ready to invite him at her side.]
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bonus
I'm not playing to have fun.
[ She is totally playing to have fun. ]
Every right answer adds to the value of my worth. If I fail now, the weeks I spent reading all the trivia books at the library will be for nothing.
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Oh, are you interested in appearing on one of those trivia shows someday?
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Ugh... And be the nation's potential object of ridicule for the next two months? Are you crazy?
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Bonus
She sighed and started to shake her head before tapping at it. Ok, at least she knew this one. It was a simple choice, and what French person didn't know where the old royal palace was?]
I would personally say they are more annoying than anything. Amusing, a little, but they appear too often. I... do not think we have met yet? You are on the app, no?
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[Just curious, no intentions to sound rude or anything.]
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No, not really, but you mentioned the app, yes? I do not know everyone on it, but there really are not that many of us. I would imagine I at least saw you around before, probably. Are you new to it?
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iii
Even you must be interrogated, so Elizabeth's here to do the job, marching up— ] Excuse me, may I cut in?
[ And... not waiting for an answer at all, actually, before she's taking Goro's arm and pulling him a few feet away. Ahem-hem-hem! ]
You've been rather busy, but even that can be a sign of guilt! [ ...tap! tap! tap! on her pad. ] Now—did you murder Sir Seabiscuit and if so, with what? Where? And lastly, where shall we ultimately find him?
[ ...this has suddenly become a murder mystery look the normal kidnapping schtick got a little boring, she's Spicing It Up. ]
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I wasn't aware that Seabiscuit's trail had gone cold -- quite literally, too. What, ah, makes you think that he's deceased?
[Not to compound his apparent guilt, but. He's curious, Elizabeth.]
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[ liz. ]
But I suppose there's no real evidence towards it... [ A vaguely disappointed look. ] My deepest, most sincere apologies for alarming you.
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ii!!
[ well this is an inconvenience. mary's short skirt is not meant for jumping from tile to tile, and though she's been busy glowering at her new, scrabbley fate, she's distracted by goro jumping from tile to tile. she's in the middle of spelling out a word, nice and long (c-o-u-n-t-e-r-f-e-i-t) so she can just go home in peace, this whacko leaps across and lands on her "f" file.
mary stares at him. ] Hey, watch where you're--
[ nope, too late. the tiles glitch out and mary hits the hill with an undignified yelp, tumbling straight down the hill with goro, head over heels until she hits the bottom.
mary sits up, her pigtails disheveled, grass stains all over her cute white shirt-- ] What the hell! [ and ah, yes! a scapegoat! she doesn't jump over and shake him or anything but she does throw a handful of grass at him. ] Akechi! What the hell is wrong with you! Use your brain!
[ the sad part is that he definitely was and mary is totally aware of that but this shirt cost her like $50 ]
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I'm sorry, I didn't see you crossing the same way. [Which is true! Goro was just focused on going forward, Fahrenheit on the edge of his mind to spell.
And then he notices her shirt-- Ah, that's a good reason to be angry, he's actually looking really regretful now.] I... don't suppose you'll want me to replace that, do you?
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with an irritated huff, mary brushes herself off, trying to get some of the grass off of her skirt too. ] Whatever. Where the hell are we?
[ this is officially the STUPIDEST day in the whole world. mary hates recolle so much, why this ]
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Bonus Round.
They are, yes. [Her smile is nothing short of radiant. Delighted even.]
Honestly you're right. If they were all really simple, then what would the point be?
[She frowns at her phone and one question, tilting it so he can see.]
Greece, Romania, Turkey and Yugoslavia form the what?
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One of my few weakness... though I believe I can deduce the answer through the countries listed. [What did they form. What do they stand for.
Hmmm.] I think they had something to do with an agreement? The four of them signed something.
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An agreement, something signed.
[Humming thoughtfully, she starts naming things that they all have in common.]
They're all former Byzantine colonies...they're all formerly under Turkish control too. But we wouldn't have many records from back then, so something more recent. That region is...well, it's all mountainous. The Balkans, I think.
[Which...]
Balkan Pact? You think that's it?
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late but how could i resist - iii!
He wandered over to where he'd heard noise and to his dismay, only found a stupid potluck. His first order of business was to order a Hawaiian pizza because the fact that the whole pineapple on pizza was ascending meme status was reason enough for him to conduct a social experiment. But that stopped being entertaining. So then he started pickpocketing. Not for any actual real criminal purposes, but because he thought it would be fun to start an even bigger game of Clue on top of the current one. So that's how he ends up slipping some fancy watch into a lady's purse, an expensive water bottle is handed off to a desperate college student, and someone's phone is slipped under a dog's collar as it runs around.
Baren sees the chocobo and doesn't say a damn thing, munching on pineapple pizza and watching the scramble intensify.
When he sees Goro, he snorts.]
What's the new big case, Akecchan the Hotshot? Did the owner of the blue Sedan leave their headlights on and you gotta track 'em down?
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I'd rather just be able to use my phone, honestly.
What the hell is the point of knowing the real name of chicken pox...