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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
crudest: (♚ sounds fake but ok)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-20 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
[IGNORING THAT LOOK]

Gee, thanks for believing in me.

[so... dry...

followed by:]


Hey, can I have that back?

[don't do it]
Edited 2017-04-20 06:29 (UTC)
sharplydressed: (when you're surrounded by sanjous)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-04-20 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
[RUDE. But so is he so it works out.

Anyway, he suddenly feels some suspicion...]


Why? Don't mess up my hard work by drawing dicks on it or something.

[Baren is Crass but not That Crass (usually), but he's still concerned, okay?! One cannot simply trust the party satan.]
crudest: (♚ dooon't caaaaare)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-20 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Who do you think I am? Kids walk these streets you know!

[he kept it family friendly]

No trust these days.
sharplydressed: (hella redux: return of hella)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-04-20 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
You can't say that's actually surprising.

[HAVING NO TRUST IN BAREN IS A GIVEN except this is Kashuu who does have trust in Baren, which is why he hands the pen back over after that.]
crudest: (♚ no winning for anyone)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-20 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
[kashuu should not have had any trust in baren

because baren is just gonna go ahead and uncap the marker and seem to think for a second or two






and then reach out to swipe and try to scribble a heart on kashuu's cheek

dear god do not move or else it'll look extra stupid

(he doesn't care either way)]
sharplydressed: (screaming about horse poop)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-04-20 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'S GONNA LOOK EXTRA STUPID because of course he moves?! Seeing Baren come at him suddenly makes his "Baren Is A Danger" reflexes kick in, albeit not soon enough to save his stupid ass, and he jerks back. There's probably like half a wobbly heart and a big ol' line across his cheek now.

Is he kawaii yet.]


BAREN, dammit—!!
crudest: (♚ stop being happy)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-24 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[it's like a heart with a tail

except not even that cute it probably just looks dumb and here's Baren, cackling]


You moved!! Why'd you move? I was making art!

C'mon, let me fix it -
sharplydressed: (now we're driving to tsuntown)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-04-24 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[Why is Baren a life ruiner, ruiner of all lives.]

You're making something stupid! Don't touch me—!

[BEHOLD as he leaps back like Baren's on fire and the last thing he wants is that shit anywhere remotely near his personal space.]
crudest: (♚ someone needs new emotions)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-24 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
But Kiiiyoooooo.

[whiiiiine]

Now you've got this stupid little drawing on your face - not even anything meaningful! It's like the most unfortunate face tattoo ever! People are gonna laugh and point - I could give you something way prettier.
sharplydressed: (loudly complains)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-04-24 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
You're just gonna make it worse.

[See! He's occasionally smart about these things...!! Very, very occasionally.]

Geez...! What a pain. I'll have to cover this up and everything. How permanent is this stuff, anyway? Am I gonna get lead poisoning?
crudest: (♚ dooon't caaaaare)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-24 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I'm bored, not homicidal. Besides, why would I pick you for my target? That's just dumb.

[Kashuu lets him get away with so much???

Anyway that answers lead poisoning.

All quiet on the permanent bit though.]
sharplydressed: (the "needs a nap" brigade)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-04-24 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[He didn't even really need to ask about how permanent it was to Know, anyway... But he'll just SIGH!! At that!!]

Don't ask me to explain the things you do like they actually make enough sense to explain.

[He lets Baren get away with so much even knowing all of this...]
crudest: (♚ a deal with the devil)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-24 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
You never know - there could be a method to the madness.

[Lightly.

Also "could be".

He can't even confirm that there is.]
sharplydressed: (who put you here)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-04-24 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
[YEAH HE'S JUST

giving Baren the flattest look right now as he deftly places his hand over his cheek.]


There totally isn't and you're making me go grey way early by pretending there is.
crudest: (♚ put that thing back)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-29 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
You write me off so soon, Kiyo...!

[with good reason

and he's still laughing. taking a step closer with the marker. please god no]


But you're right, silver's not really your color.
sharplydressed: (now we're driving to tsuntown)

[personal profile] sharplydressed 2017-04-29 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
So why are you still coming closer?!

[HOLDING HIS HANDS OUT like an anti-demon shield. Stay away, party satan!?]

Go find someone else to bother, geez! I just came here to add some flair to your pictures!