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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
trappingheart: (pic#10641138)

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-19 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh no, Eijun, please, she's in a bad enough mood as is, but at least she knows he isn't looking for a fight...this is a pretty lousy look for her as is, so this is the last thing she needs.

Still, at least she's not alone in looking ridiculous. Really man, barefoot? You'll catch a cold... ]


...Yeah, I'm rocking the "wet dog" look today.

[ Inside-out jacket and drenched is "in" now, don't you know. She gives her long black hair a wet tousle, or, at least, tries to, because she can barely run her hand through this soggy mop-- ]

And what about you? Any particular reason you're showing off your sasquatch feet?
tire: (very zen)

[personal profile] tire 2017-04-19 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Sas--[ honestly, does eijun even know what that is? probably not. his brow furrows a little but he waves it off, using his still wet shoes to gesture. ] I didn't wanna walk home with wet socks! My feet already hurt from practice.

[ there's actually some thought behind his decision! plus, a country boy like him couldn't care less how dirty his feet get. he looks at yoshiko for a minute, and her poor drenched hair... ] ...Are you going home, too? Here, we can share!

[ and he holds out his umbrella!! ]
trappingheart: (pic#11274063)

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-19 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
...Even if you don't wanna get your socks wet, you're gonna get sick, dumbass.

[ The dirt is another matter entirely...still, she doesn't sound angry as much as she is chiding. Eijun's a bit on the dense side, but he's still a friend... ]

And you'll get even more sick if you give me your umbrella. Keep it above you and don't step into any goddamn puddles.

[ Still, it isn't as though they live far from each other. ...Maybe it wouldn't hurt just to stand next to him. As long as it's not too close. She has a reputation to consider. ]

They really made you practice in this weather? They're fucking slave drivers over there.
tire: (so tailwag)

[personal profile] tire 2017-04-20 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[ eijun does make at least a little bit of an effort to hold the umbrella up higher so she can get covered by it a little more. he's a good boy, and his grandpa would probably slap him if he didn't at least try to help a girl in the rain.

he just laughs off the getting sick thing-- ]
My coach told me I'll probably never get sick, cause people like me [ idiots ] don't catch colds! Plus, you don't hafta worry--us Sawamuras are made of hardy stuff!!

[ that much is true. the idiot adage might be too, but eijun will live with his own reasoning. with the comment on practice though, he just waves his hand, gesturing it off as they start to head off. ] We practiced inside, but it was only for a little bit. I just stayed after to work on my swinging, and the catcher offered to observe my new grip form for a little bit!

[ so in reality, the only slave driver here is eijun himself..... ]
trappingheart: (pic#11111011)

what the heck he's so cute?!

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-21 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
...I guess that's fair. You don't seem like the type who gets knocked down for the count so easily, unless, of course, you get hit by my secret Dark Demon's DDT.

[ She says it so casually, arms behind her head as they start to walk. She still looks like a disaster, but she doesn't look like she wants to fight anyone who looks at her funny with him around.

Still, she's not that surprised to hear that he's been working on his own. As simple-minded as he is, he seems the type to put 100% into everything. It's a good quality to have; Yoshiko finds that admirable. If you're gonna do something, go all in. ]


...And Okumura? Did he stay back, too?
tire: (???)

actual puppy dog sawamura eijun 8D

[personal profile] tire 2017-04-22 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ not the dark demon's ddt... there's a visible shudder at the mere mention!!! he's had his butt handed to him enough times by yoshiko that her wrestling moves inspire terror... though they sure don't inspire him to stop making her want to do it to him. eijun, have a little self preservation. ]

Oh, yeah! He's talking with coach. We were working together--that's what a battery does! [ it's still nice to be able to say that. not only are he and koushuu a battery, but they're an ace battery, the best one the school has to offer!! even if they argue a lot, and okumura's kind of a jerk sometimes, he still couldn't ask for much better than that.

he pauses. ]
....should I have waited for him?! Oh shit!
Edited (delinquent language ig) 2017-04-22 02:15 (UTC)
undergrowl: ғᴏʟᴋʟᴏʀᴇ ∗ ᴅᴡ (₀₁₀)

a bad puppy dog

[personal profile] undergrowl 2017-04-22 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ thanks guys ]
trappingheart: (pic#11274032)

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-22 04:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Haaah?! You left him behind, in weather like this?! Seriously?!

[ S-some teammate you are..! She has half a mind to get him in a chokehold right now, if it weren't for the fact that he's holding their umbrella..! ]

...Ugh, guess there's no getting around it, then. He can handle himself, I'm sure...

[ Hopefully he has an umbrella, the weather is only getting worse... ]
tire: (such oops)

[personal profile] tire 2017-04-23 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Well--he's responsible!! [ eijun splutters, a little embarrassed, waving his hand around like that gesture'll solve everything... ] Plus, he was yelling at me for forgetting an umbrella, so I'm sure he has his!!

[ typically in koushuu speak, that would mean he was trying to walk home with eijun, but even after ten odd years of """"friendship""" eijun is as fluent in koushuu as he is in french: not at all.

oh well. it's probably fine! he pulls the umbrella over their heads a little higher as the rain starts to pick up, to keep more of them dry. ]
And you didn't have one either, so it's okay!! It worked out!

[ pls dont put him in a chokehold ]
trappingheart: (pic#10641126)

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-23 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Eijun, you dumbass, if you forgot your umbrella, he must have gave you his! Most people don't bring two, considering you brought zero!

[ In his defense, she also brought zero, which is something she's conveniently ignoring here, but still! She spares him from the hold, but he's at least getting a much lighter version of her other Secret Technique: The Demon's Elbow-- ]

Call him later and say you're sorry! I mean it!