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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
livingdeadgirl: (frown 2)

lmao and i was gonna have her correct it too

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-17 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara guys don't have to deal with that, do they? it's based on your actual measurements or something sensible like that.
sotenbori: (did i leave the gas on)

im a failure but i slid in just in time i guess gomen

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-17 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Goro Majima Yeah, guys clothes are easy it's the fucking dresses every time. Do they just throw darts to decide what number to put on them?

[dresses...for the girls...the girls at his club]
livingdeadgirl: (blank 1)

i'll get you next time, gadget

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-17 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara yes, that is exactly what they do. you have figured out the mystery

[a few seconds later though]

Ami Aihara should I be asking why you know so much about dress shopping? I mean I'm not gonna judge your lifestyle or anything, but it's a little suspicious
sotenbori: (you can't both have mana damn)

honestly yes probably

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-17 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Goro Majima It's not suspicious! I have to make sure the girls at my club have nice things to wear. There's nothing weird about it.

[which is not to say that he wouldn't rock a dress, just, know you.]
livingdeadgirl: (frown 4)

in other news i need to finish drawing icons so i can have some actual nuance of expression

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-17 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara your club?

[you know part of me wants context for that screenshot but on some level i feel like the Yakuza games must be experienced]
sotenbori: (did i leave the gas on)

i'm cheering you on you got this

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-17 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Goro Majima Yeah, I run a Cabaret Club.

Goro Majima It's kind of like those host clubs they have in Japan.

[ :) ]
livingdeadgirl: (smile 3)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-17 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara oh ok. so it's not like a strip club or anything?
sotenbori: (idiots always think this is a good idea)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-17 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Goro Majima Why would I be worrying about nice dresses if they were just gonna take 'em off?

[no ok he can answer her question for real i guess]

Goro Majima It's just conversation. There's no stripping, no touching.
Goro Majima People get lonely, you know? Sometimes it's good to be able to talk to someone.
livingdeadgirl: (smile 1)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-17 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[WELL TO BE FAIR that would have been her next question]

Ami Aihara I guess that makes sense. buuuut I just use the Internet if I feel like talking to randos, so *shrug*
sotenbori: (did i leave the gas on)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-17 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Goro Majima Nah that's different. It's not the same kind of company.
livingdeadgirl: (blank 1)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-17 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara different how?
sotenbori: (this is perfectly undercover)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-17 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Goro Majima Going to a club's like going on a date. Getting on the internet is like playing russian roulette with a bunch of trolls

[i'm....sorry]
livingdeadgirl: (mischief 1)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-18 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[excuse u some of my best friends are russian!!!!! that's a lie]

Ami Aihara I don't know about that, the internet is probably a little more dangerous than russian roulette >u<
sotenbori: (surprisingly good at ufo catchers)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-18 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
Goro Majima See? So you're getting my point exactly
livingdeadgirl: (smile 2)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-18 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara yeah, more or less. but tbh I doubt I will fully understand the appeal until I actually know more about dating than nothing at all, haha
Edited 2017-04-18 04:06 (UTC)
sotenbori: (did i leave the gas on)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-21 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Goro Majima Oh

[shit....majima belatedly realizes he may have been telling all of this to a child]

Goro Majima You're not a kid, are you?
livingdeadgirl: (smile 3)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-21 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara well I'm 13, so technically a teenager :p
sotenbori: (who the hell is miracle johnson)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-21 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[ah yes, of course]

Goro Majima You've got time to learn
livingdeadgirl: (Default)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-21 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara lol I should hope so!
sotenbori: (did i leave the gas on)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-21 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Goro Majima Shouldn't you be in school or something, though?
livingdeadgirl: (mischief 1)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-21 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara well it's like 5 pm, so technically no :p
sotenbori: (i just wanted a shorthaired icon)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-21 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Goro Majima Right
Goro Majima Did you end up finding a dress, or is the search ongoing?
livingdeadgirl: (smile 3)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-23 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ami Aihara ongoing, but I have found some good non-dress items as well.
it's just kind of a hassle having to drop everything and go clothes shopping.
who ever heard of clothes getting *bigger* in the wash?
sotenbori: (dont give up)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-23 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Goro Majima It's the weirdest f

[wait shes a kid you don't just type "fucking" to a kid]

Goro Majima freaking thing
livingdeadgirl: (frown 2)

[personal profile] livingdeadgirl 2017-04-23 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Fortunately, Homestuck is like 80% swears, so even in an alternate universe Ami barely notices them. Although this might also have something to do with a certain older sibling who may or may not speak in 130% swears. The World May Never Know]

Ami Aihara tell me about it. :T my mom said she can try and take in some of my existing stuff, though, so at least I'm not replacing my whole wardrobe

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