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APRIL TDM
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APRIL TEST DRIVE The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes. What will you do today? I. April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today. But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is. If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes. II. Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event. Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave. In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too. III. Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today. IV. Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app. Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester! ...it's going to be one of those days. BONUS. While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted. Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step. Wait, what? As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out. Welcome to the |

Katherine Lutece | Katherine Plumber | Newsies
[Katherine is a girl that's got a lot going on at any given moment. There's a schedule she has to stick to, and assignments that have to be done on time and properly! Which means that as the skies erupt in their sudden downpour, there is a very distraught-looking young woman standing at the doors of the Recollé Library, looking at the skies and the rain while holding a large stack of folios in her arms. Each one is painstakingly labeled and all the documents inside are secured in case they were to fall, but still... the water would soak through the cardstock covers in an instant. She'll never make it from here to her car without ruining the top layer of everything she's been researching here!]
Oh, no... not today!
[Are you a good Samaritan willing to walk a poor college student to her car? Or do you see her crouching, trying to pick up one of the "loaner" umbrellas from its place in a cubby near the floor? Careful! That pile isn't exactly stable and it looks like it might fall at any moment...]
iv. katherine in wonderland
a. the mad hopper
[She's been working too hard. Her guidance counselor even warned her about this, that the workload she's set for herself this semester might prove difficult as the semester continues on, but Katherine certainly didn't expect it to manifest itself by way of hallucinations! Because one moment she's watching Dr. Keller from down the street running through the park with his golden retriever, just the same way he's done for as long as she's been alive, but between one breath and the next it's no longer a dog but a cricket that's hopping alongside him, rubbing its limbs together to chirrup as it hops.
Katherine's just going to head up to the nearest person, reaching out to get their attention.]
Excuse me! I'm sorry, but... do you notice anything strange about Dr. Keller's dog today? It looks like she's running a bit strangely.
[To put it politely!]
b. the looking glass
[First crickets loping through the park alongside a master and now crickets chirping from her phone? She almost can't even bear to look and see what's going on now. But phones are meant to be silent, and so Katherine's pulling out her phone, her brow furrowing in surprise and bemusement when she sees that somehow, some new social media network's downloaded itself to her phone.]
Retrospec?
[She'll try a couple of things first to try and rid herself of the app, but it becomes pretty quickly apparent that no matter what she does, it's always going to come back. She frowns, suspicious, before snapping a quick photo of something (or someone) nearby to set as the profile picture until she can get this sorted out. And then--]
Wait, how did it already know my name? Is this app skimming data somehow off of my phone?
[Oh, just wait until her father learns about this. Katherine's shaking her head; some poor app developer is going to have a very bad day very soon.]
c. [wildcard me!]
[If we've already discussed pre-game CR, feel free to go with any of that if you'd like to play it, or if none of these prompts have struck your fancy, hit me with your best shot! I'm up for anything!!]
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. . . well, that and you can't bring in food. A girl's got to eat.
Anyway. The point being: Rosalind is very nearly always at the library, and she certainly is now. She's just heading out, actually, a large umbrella at her side, when she spots a familiar figure edging towards the Island of the Misfit Umbrellas.]
Katherine.
[She ducks her head, trying to catch her eye. Her tone is a little stiff, if only because she's still not quite used to her cousin, but friendly enough.]
Are you quite all right?
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I'm fine!
[For the moment.]
I just--um, Rosalind, would you mind handing me one of the umbrellas there? I've got to get these all into my car and my father will kill me if anything happens to these files...
[Or... you know... maybe share that lovely big umbrella you've got there...? But of course, Katherine's far too polite to actually ask that of her cousin. After all, she might be off to something important, and she certainly can't impose on her that much, right?]
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[NOT THAT ANYONE CARES, but Rosalind really does enjoy teasing her a little. She's never had any family she could do that with.]
Come along. I'll walk you to your car if you'll give me a ride to the university.
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It's a deal. I'm headed that way myself, actually.
Do you have a class to teach this afternoon?
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[AND BOY DOESN'T SHE SOUND ENTHUSED. It's really not the poor students' fault they don't know much about physics. That's supposedly the point. But nonetheless, Rosalind pulls a little face as she opens the front door and puts up her umbrella.]
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[ A very intelligent answer from Mafuyu, who pulls away at being approached right out of the blue. Who is this and who is Dr. Keller? She doesn't know them, let along the doctor's dog or whatever is wrong with it, but she has a good idea if it's walking weirdly. ]
Uh. It probably has to pee.
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[Katherine watches as the cricket takes one especially big hop in the opposite direction from the doctor, tugging at her leash and chirping in apparent excitement.]
I really don't think that's it. What breed of dog does she look like to you?
[And just to make sure the person she's asked is seeing the same thing as she is, Kath is pointing out the giant cricket. Please</>, see it...! She doesn't want other people to be fighting insanity, but neither does she want this hallucination to be an indication of how much she overworks herself.]
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I dunno. A mutt?
[ is that a dog breed? it's the dog breed for dogs that no one knows what they are, and crickets can squeeze their way into that category for all she cares ]
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But then the girl responds, and her face falls just slightly.]
I see. [She shakes her head, tucking a strand of hair behind her ears.] My eyes must be playing tricks on me, that's all. I could have sworn it looks just like a...
[Another shake of the head. She's just been working herself too hard, that's all.]
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[ Mafuyu prompts, because she's no mind reader and trailing off like that only makes her more curious about what Katherine means. ]
If you ask me, it looks like a bug. One of the ugliest dog I've ever seen. Were you looking to get one, or what?
[ She thinks maybe Katherine asked about the breed in hopes of adopting one like it? Questionable tastes in dogs, but hey, you do you ]
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[The response is wry, and probably familiar. Ardyn steps next to her from within the library, looking up at the grey skies and its downpour from the entrance. He has an umbrella, of course, prepared for the bad weather ahead of time. He hadn't expected it to be quite so bad, regardless.]
It's either that, or risk being late to class. What a conundrum.
[Look, he'll help, but not without teasing her a little first, as he leisurely passes the closed black umbrella from one hand to the other.]
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[Hello, Professor Izunia! Look at you popping up unexpectedly as usual.]
Unfortunately I don't have the photographic memory to rewrite these if they're ruined.
[The mention of being late to class makes her glance to the clock hanging over the main entrance--she hadn't realized it had gotten so late already! The professor is right; if she doesn't leave within the next few minutes she'll certainly be late. Kath bites her lip, weighing her options, and then with renewed determination she's marching toward the mess of forgotten umbrellas, trying to find one that looks large enough (and unbroken enough!) to shield both her and her foot-high stack of files.]
I'm sure I can manage this somehow...
[Except all of the umbrellas there look like the small emergency ones people might keep in their backpacks or purses. And she's also going to have to manage her purse, and digging for her car keys, and opening the trunk of her car... but sure. She's definitely got this. 100%.]
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Famous last words. The sort that tempts fate, you realize.
[He supposes, maybe, he should actually be helpful instead of teasing. And so, he taps the bottom of his umbrella against the ground, as if to accentuate the item.]
A shame there's no one nearby with a proper sort of umbrella [not those flimsy little emergency ones] to aid you.
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A shame when a girl's got to ask for some aid when it's pouring cats and dogs outside. [It should be obvious enough by her expression, though, that she doesn't mean it in the slightest.]
Do you happen to be offering, professor?
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[And then a nod towards the library doors, where nothing short of torrential rain can be seen through the glass.] Allow me to shelter you until you're seated, warm and dry, in your own car. I take it you're not against sharing an umbrella? It's big enough for two.
[Just barely, but it is.]
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iv.b, hello, retrospec
Of course, that means Kath will see a text notification pop up in the corner! ]
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At any rate, she's just as surprised to see Seto's name popping up as he is hers!]
Seto? What are you doing on here?
If by "did you just download this app," you meant "did this app just install itself on your phone without so much as asking for authorization or an acceptance of a Terms of Service agreement," then yes, I suppose I did. Have you ever heard of Retrospec before?
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Which is why he's a little bit miffed about being a tester for an app he has no idea if he's going to continue using or not. Oh well. ]
Got woken up by the damn phone chirping with the notifications even though I set it to silent.
Yeah. That. Whoever is pushing this app to us is doing a terrible job.
Also, strangely, I can't find anything much about them or the app online.
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You too? My phone was on silent but started chirping halfway across campus.
Nobody I've asked about it so far has known anything either. One boy thought he remembered seeing a building with the name over in Tisse, but I haven't been able to drive over and verify that yet.
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Did it also refuse to stop chirping until you completed your profile??
I don't recall it ever being there, but then against Tisse is not an area I frequent.
[ Yeah, Seto doesn't have very much of a social life.
Another break, and then another short text. ]
Can your father sue for invasion of privacy and coercion?????
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Uhh...is there something in the tap water in America that I don't know about?
[A beat. Then—]
That better not happen to my dogs.
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It's not the tap water, Nico; I've never seen anything like this before. But are you telling me you wouldn't want to snuggle up at night with a giant cricket? How about a centipede instead?
[Katherine. Don't push your luck...]
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That depends. Do you want to go face-first into the puppy pile with three giant crickets or grasshoppers instead of dogs? 'Cause I'll pass.
[He's not a fan and never will be a fan. It's too gross and creepy that the mere thought is actually making his skin crawl.]
And I think I'll stick to bottled water forever rather than drink whatever tap water you Americans have.
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You're right. I don't think I could take it if Orthus's paws were suddenly spindly grasshopper legs.
It isn't the water, though. Besides, we have the filters on the taps for a reason! I've grown up drinking it, and I've turned out perfectly fine.
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