Sorry for the bad jokes, your vainness! Might be the feeling of these clothes tightening around my funny bone.

[ he raises his arm, displaying his elbow for extra dramatic effect. isn't it curious how when you hit it, you feel like crying... rather than laughing? is it just him? it's not a very good feeling.

but that's a digression. he scratches his chin, narrowing his eyes pensively while staring at nowhere in special. daichi is in front of him, however, so he gets the awkwardly intense stare right into his eyes. ]

I've heard things about the water, but... it's not really related to clothing?
More like it's the main culprit behind the human race's short lifespan.

Anyway! [ fingersnaps! the eureka is lost somewhere in the pause between a word and another. ] Why don't you look for a tailor? I think I know just the right guy for the job – for way less than usual, too. Wear something else at least 'til this is over.

I'll probably need to order a new hoodie too, since this one went rip the moment I tried to grab a coin from the ground.