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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
allthreefourths: (pic#9362126)

i.

[personal profile] allthreefourths 2017-04-19 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ cue laugh track from hiccup... just kidding. but he is now soaked because his pathetic magazine cover that he's been putting over his head is not enough to survive a Sudden Collision. there it goes, onto the ground, splattering into the wet sidewalk with hiro's cute little umbrella.

speaking of that, hiccup's can't help but take a gander, and he really isn't going to comment on it (no, he is)... except the pointing kind of stops him mid-mouth opening regardless.

and then he'll just continue anyway, with some trademark Shitty Acting: ]


Nnno comments on... what? Your shirt? Well, lucky you that you took the last one, but-- [ raises a finger, then puts a fist over his mouth in jest ] --oh, right, you said not to say anything. Forget that.
goen: ((。•̀ᴗ-)✧)

[personal profile] goen 2017-04-19 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
[ He wasn't really a flower type until he started working with them. Flowers are a lot of love, care, and hard work... Yes!! Flowers are a man's work too!! ]

Oh! It's been great! He's a little shy, but I know he cares. ❤

[ You can practically hear that sickening little heart. ]

To tell you the truth, I think the Inkwell suits me a lot better! Being a host was kind of a drag. With some people, you can only suck up for so long, you know? At the Inkwell, I can trash talk people all I want and they barely remember it in the morning! The evidence practically erases itself!
wherethewildthingsare: (BUFF HARDBACK)

B

[personal profile] wherethewildthingsare 2017-04-19 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Well he had intended to patrol around there.]

Have you become a flower child, dear?

[Of course he'd catch Marcell with his hair full of flowers.]
feistytrader: (nope)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Can do. That'll be 49.99 plus tax.

[...Is he joking, he might be joking-]

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[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-19 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ The denial of them being friends is on the tip of Mafuyu's tongue but ohhhh, lunch

okay

Mafuyu puts herself in between Reynir and the little kids, lightly slapping away the tiny grabby hands as she says, not as gently, ]
Yeah, get outta here, punks! He owes me lunch, and I'm not letting him escape with my burger!

[ She's serious. There may be some good intentions behind her words and actions, but mostly burger ]
frilly: <lj user="hollowedsky"> (Not to Melanie Haber!)

1/2

[personal profile] frilly 2017-04-19 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
What
judgementkazzy: (切り裂けTenderness)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-19 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine.

[ Kiryu takes a short step to the side to avoid most of the water, shrugging off his concern. If Kaz was super worried about the water, he wouldn't be out here, standing by the edge of the street, trying to help. ]

I'm not the one who's shivering, I'll be ok.
frilly: <lj user="niedola"> (and a 36 month contract?)

[personal profile] frilly 2017-04-19 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ like three full minutes after her first comment: ]

What??? Where are the horses?! why does spellcheck not know horse??

And why would you pet a giant beetle?! You're so brave!!!
matchbreaker: (Waffle Crew)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
And you can't work out how to uninstall it either?

[ Just to be sure! ]
matchbreaker: (Projected Images)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Are you calling your mother uncivilized, Toshiro?!

[ This is. Annoyance. Talking. But still. ]
Edited 2017-04-19 04:49 (UTC)
matchbreaker: (Kanye West)

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[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ I hate you ]
true_noir: (Peaceful)

[personal profile] true_noir 2017-04-19 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
She nodded with a grin. "I did. There was a lovely gentleman who was bemoaning the fact that we had so few dark blossoms when I was planting for an event a few months ago. I received some permission to put a few plantings of dark-colored roses like these." She sounded particularly proud of it. "I haven't spoken to him since, but I would like to think he enjoys them."
judgementkazzy: (テールは振らないぜ)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-19 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
thanks, it's no trouble
i won't say no to free pie
but i'm not big on giving out my address to a stranger on an app...
what kind of pie is it?
sivard: (☁ i may not do everything you say)

[personal profile] sivard 2017-04-19 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
I don't think you're all that scandalous, but you never know. Maybe there's some sort of hidden side I'm not sure about.

[...Zaveid was that a joke.]

Well, I guess I can't fault you in that. There's a lot of special events that go on around town. It's not like I've seen everything there is to see here.

[But he's also lived in Recollé for something like eight years, and not all in a row.]
crushcard: (time to fly toward a higher place)

Re: 1.

[personal profile] crushcard 2017-04-19 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ ....... He wasn't even talking to you, Malik. Besides, this is a bookstore, do you even see an umbrella being available for sale?? He also would have accidentally mistaken Malik for a bookstore employee if not for the fact that he's noticed that Malik is also completely soaked and looking just as drowned as Seto is.

Well. ]


Take your own advice, then.
matchbreaker: (Sandy Vaginas)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ She frowns a little deeper and she bites her lip before... okay. ]

A little bit of panic can build character you know.
spes_phthisica: by nique (Between the trains we're waiting for)

[personal profile] spes_phthisica 2017-04-19 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
they're all gone
if you look at any picture where a horse used to be there's a chocobo there instead
you know, those big birds? they appeared when the horses disappeared

well, he seemed like he really loved it and he'd named it "Cupcake" and I honestly didn't want to insult his pet, you know? (/.\)
it was wearing a little sweater...
constellates: (★ the loof is on fiyah)

iii

[personal profile] constellates 2017-04-19 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ . . . a cutie.

Anya is endeared - as she always is. Eijun always makes her happy. So it's why she smiles back automatically and waves her arm in return. Her free arm, anyway. The other is apparently full of flower crowns, hooked at her elbow to match the one that's on her head.

So she skips over, giggling.]


Привет! Hi. [and she can't help but tease - ] So bright... It is like Eijun is blooming too?
manufactured: (003. the more you cry)

[personal profile] manufactured 2017-04-19 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Do you really think I would still have it.

[The flattest response, Elda.]

After all, I've no need for it, and it's-

[...It's making a really annoying chirping sound at him, actually, that he is going to ignore the hell out of, thank you very much.]

Yes, that.
feistytrader: (capes are totally cool)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-19 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
You know what else builds character? Everything. Especially stuff that isn't farm grade panic. Or debt.
matchbreaker: (Cute tbh)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Like what, Jaeger! I don't see anything amiss!

[ But okay, her haughty old lady laugh aside. But let's get up towards the end of the street. Anther telephone poll? Or should this be at ground level? Perhaps against a tree.

ALSO MAYBE YOUR STUPID FUCKING HEDGES NEED TO NOT BE OVER THE LOT LINE. ]
crushcard: (even if we get pulled around)

[personal profile] crushcard 2017-04-19 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kath's lucky that he has no idea about this plan yet because it's pretty much going to be summed up with over my dead body. Realistically, though, he's just going to forget it exists if no one reminds him to use it. Or if there's no real business need to. ]

Did it also refuse to stop chirping until you completed your profile??

I don't recall it ever being there, but then against Tisse is not an area I frequent.


[ Yeah, Seto doesn't have very much of a social life.

Another break, and then another short text. ]


Can your father sue for invasion of privacy and coercion?????
matchbreaker: (She-Hulk!)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ No, she didn't! Which is why she asked in the first place, because.. well, actually, she might know more about social media and phone apps than him, but Wesker is a learned man. If he can't do it with all of his dogged determination not to talk with people... Well.

Oh, hers buzzes too. She already had it open, so she just clicks the fact and the immediately closes it again. ]


I suppose this does mean I can finally have you as a friend on something.
constellates: (★ run away)

bonus

[personal profile] constellates 2017-04-19 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no!

[Anya definitely ninjadived for his phone once she heard the yelp. She's confused as to what could've scared him - she doesn't think she sent him creepypasta? - and she blinks in wonder as she sees the app open on his phone even as she tilts her head.]

Retrospec?

[aaand a tilt of her head in the other direction]

Hiro?

[IS HE PART OF THE CLUB NOW]
toushiro: (56867_900)

[personal profile] toushiro 2017-04-19 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
I've tried, you idiot! Nobody wants to take the seat of the person who's hit by your spitballs everyday--

[ oh for the love of-- ] I wouldn't want your cooties even if my life depended on it!