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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
judgementkazzy: (切り裂けTenderness)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-19 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah.

[ He nods. ]

My office is one of the sponsors for the competition. They gave us the day off and 'encouraged' us to help out.
toushiro: (tumblr_inline_n59w57R5g91rl6jx6)

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[personal profile] toushiro 2017-04-19 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ son thing has been dragged to the mall by mom thing, and he's busy holding his head in his hand and shaking it in disbelief at how much of a ruckus elda's causing. ]

Will you quiet down? Insulting the retail workers isn't going to help, you know.
matchbreaker: (WITH CRUEL INTENTIONS)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
People seem to be believing that walking their cockroach is totally normal, so I don't see why not.

I'm getting raid regardless, but just saying.
hjack69: (pic#10540312)

god thank you for this thread again, it's perfect :')

[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-19 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Have fun with the bugs, Reese's pieces!

[ ie let him very dramatically - more dramatically than usual, like, he's putting in an effort here - flounce on over to his bike and slap his helmet back on. (Safety first.) Then he revs the engine extra loud to be a dick.

Just before he pulls away, he's also giving Rhys the finger.

Au revoire, Ricky Bobby.
]
frostedoverland: (❄️ 20)

[personal profile] frostedoverland 2017-04-19 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, so am I holdin' traffic?" Jack chuckled, getting a good armful of flowers. Like always, he ignored the annoyed tone and turned back to make his way to the kids again. After this, he'd probably just mosey around and see if anyone else needed help. "Can't wait for that homework? Please tell me it's all your homework, at least."

Because of course he'd be aware of the people who ask Toushiro to do their homework.
wantshappiness: (flustered || PANIC)

[personal profile] wantshappiness 2017-04-19 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
A hot chocolate, please.

[It came out like a squeak, and okay, she can barely hear herself so she tries raising her voice too, after clearing her throat]

I mean...a hot chocolate, please!
wantshappiness: (happy || excited)

[personal profile] wantshappiness 2017-04-19 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[She accepts it with both hands and a bright smile.]

Thank you! I'm sorry I don't have anything to give you in return...
frostedoverland: (❄️ 16)

[personal profile] frostedoverland 2017-04-19 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[He gives her an apologetic look, even if it isn't his fault. Textbooks were expensive, he's well aware, and not looking forward to it when he gets to college.]

Here.

[He offers his backpack. There isn't much in it so she could at least shove her books into it for now to keep them from getting worse. The canvas would protect it.]

Once the rain lets up, we can see about getting these dried off.
creativenonfiction: (Tu 1:59 am quietly fuck me in the ass)

[personal profile] creativenonfiction 2017-04-19 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
[this is not in his job description]

Go ask your parents.
creativenonfiction: (7:40 am fuck me in the ass)

[personal profile] creativenonfiction 2017-04-19 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
You're not the one who has to drain this idiocy out of them.
trappingheart: (pic#10641138)

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-19 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh no, Eijun, please, she's in a bad enough mood as is, but at least she knows he isn't looking for a fight...this is a pretty lousy look for her as is, so this is the last thing she needs.

Still, at least she's not alone in looking ridiculous. Really man, barefoot? You'll catch a cold... ]


...Yeah, I'm rocking the "wet dog" look today.

[ Inside-out jacket and drenched is "in" now, don't you know. She gives her long black hair a wet tousle, or, at least, tries to, because she can barely run her hand through this soggy mop-- ]

And what about you? Any particular reason you're showing off your sasquatch feet?
originallutece: and the best defense is a good offense, so don't get mad when i'm bitchy! (happy; sarcasm is the best defense)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-19 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
That's because they are interesting.

[She settles back in her chair, gazing up at him.]

Though I admit not everyone has the intelligence to see that. What are you working on now, then?
burlyheart: (sir?)

[personal profile] burlyheart 2017-04-19 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not sure which part Yoshiko is objecting to, that the raincoat looks like a highligher-colored trashbag (or it that's how it should look, if he could finally just get in on his person), or that he's separated from his car. He lets it sag for now, and turns to the outdoors and lifts an eyebrow at the falling rain itself, at Yoshiko's prompting.]

Rain is fine. Otherwise the plants will die.

Good afternoon, Yoshiko.
trappingheart: (pic#11089658)

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-19 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ If they did, they'd get suspended for a month... ]

My aim is fine, thank you very much! I just...forget to calculate the wind resistance sometimes, is all!
wantshappiness: (surprise || shock!)

[personal profile] wantshappiness 2017-04-19 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
[She's only recently moved to this country. She thought it was culture shock and that she was over-reacting.]

...that's your dog?

[And it's...a bug? While she can accept that maybe people had giant bugs for pets, she knows that dogs do not just...turn into dragonflies! But there's no other way to interpret that statement so...she watches in mute shock as the other girl pulls out a ball and...well.]

At least you know he's not lost somewhere. [That's good, right? Okay, so her dog is still a dragonfly but still. Yuuri is still staring at the giant insect as she tries to figure out how this even happened.] Rain is a cute name for...it's a cute name!

[She's trying her best.]
strawberrypunch: ([Surprise] So search in each)

[personal profile] strawberrypunch 2017-04-19 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Hmm, Tatsuma is getting the impression this guy is not very pleased. But then—oops, he’s on the move, and though he does try to get out of the way Shinn bumps right into him first.]

Ah—It’s alright.

[It’s probably at least partially his fault for standing so near. But actually…]

They ran out of clothes?

[He’s not typically chatty enough to ask such a thing of a random stranger, but given the problem he’s been running into all day… Well, his curiosity is piqued.]
creativenonfiction: (1:40 am fuck me in the ass)

Re: i!

[personal profile] creativenonfiction 2017-04-19 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Lucky for the both of them that AU Kunikida is spared from the real fashion disaster: the mullet ponytail. Not that this new umbrella really matches Kunikida's continued secretary/blatant teacher aesthetic. He gives it a critical once-over before giving his charitable bud a skeptical look. Wiggles the umbrella a bit so the holographic print wiggles.]

... Is this animal print?
matchbreaker: (In ADOBODOBODOBO)

[personal profile] matchbreaker 2017-04-19 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Well yes, they could become giant birds or something absurd like that. [ She sighed, shaking her head. But no, they aren't that intimidating, but... ]

I feel bad for anyone more into dogs, they might have a roach or something now.

[ That said - ]

But yes, only us. I don't even know why but most people seem to think it' normal.
wantshappiness: (Default)

[personal profile] wantshappiness 2017-04-19 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for the response! And yes, that's really helpful! :3
sivard: (☁ think about what you're not)

[personal profile] sivard 2017-04-19 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
That's a little rude.

[HIS CATS ARE VERY CUTE, THANKS]

I wouldn't know why that is. I guess you're just unlucky when it comes to plants.
scythegun: (NEUTRAL ⇝ this ain't a scene)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-19 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
All my luck has to go elsewhere, I suppose! I can't be too mad about it anyway, since I don't particularly care for flowers.
trappingheart: (pic#10641138)

[personal profile] trappingheart 2017-04-19 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ Does he need help getting that thing on, or... ]

It's not the worst thing in the world, if you can prepare for it. It wasn't supposed to be this bad today, but that asshole weatherman keeps dropping the ball...

[ If nothing else, the temporary shelter of the awning gives her a chance to shake out the lining of her jacket... ]

I don't mind it as much when I'm not caught in it, I guess. Really, it's just an inconvenience. My clothes get soggy, my paint gets runny...
strawberrypunch: ([Surprise] We'll take off)

I

[personal profile] strawberrypunch 2017-04-19 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[If it weren't for his grandmother's tendency to fuss about these things, Tatsuma may well be in the same predicament as Brett. But as it is, she does, and so he had duly walked out with an umbrella in his bag... only to find it coming in handy not five minutes later.

Said umbrella is in the process of being stowed again as he holds the door open with a foot, though his movements pause as a bag comes flying out of nowhere, tumbling in through the door. Uh...

Huh???
]
toushiro: (49721_900)

[personal profile] toushiro 2017-04-19 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
"And since when have I ever done homework for anyone?"

If Jack's the type to ask, Hitsugaya's probably done one or two assignments for Jack because they're close friends. Still, though; that's the extent of it. Hitsugaya automatically puts people who ask him to do their homework on his hit list.
sivard: (☁ i may not be the chosen one)

[personal profile] sivard 2017-04-19 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
No, 'course I'm not messing around, not about something like that!

[And unfortunately, the lady turns a corner and her and the dog vanish.]

What the heck could cause something like that to happen?