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Recollé Mods ([personal profile] recollecters) wrote in [community profile] repeter2017-04-16 09:01 pm

APRIL TDM

TEST DRIVE
APRIL TEST DRIVE
The city of Recollé. A beautiful city you've called home for quite some time. While things can be a little weird, isn't that true of all homes? It's fully spring now, and there are flowers to be found everywhere. April's showers are a familiarity as well, the occasional downpour or drizzle keeping you on your toes.

What will you do today?

I.
April showers bring May flowers, right? Well, there are already plenty of flowers to be had, but that part of the old rhyme being true doesn't save you from the first part of it. While the weather forecasters do their best, their success rate for predicting the rain seems to be about fifty-fifty. Unfortunately, sometimes when they do predict the rain happening, they misjudge how bad it's going to be. Was the sky was clear when you last looked outside? It may not be quite so clear now. Hope you remembered to bring an umbrella today.

But it's not so bad, really! Maybe if you forgot to prepare, someone will share their umbrella with you. Not in the mood to talk to anyone? You can probably find some thrifty umbrella vendors on the streets of Tisse. When in doubt, there are always some loaner umbrellas scattered around in Apprassage at the Recollé Library as well. The library asks that you return any of the mismatched loaners found at the door, but it's not like the system is that strongly enforced. Well, other than the library stamp on the umbrellas, that is.

If you find yourself in Chata today, you could always buy a magazine off the street corners to hold overhead. If you look like you may buy something, vendors don't seem to mind if you idle under their awnings. Check out the latest fashions coming this spring while you wait it out. It looks like buckles are in, but some of the high fashion clothes look a little odder than usual. The hot, new dresses range from large like a billowing tarp to appearing more like an artfully arranged handkerchief than anything else. Fashion sure is weird sometimes.

II.
Recollé Square in Tribunal Terrace boasts a huge assortment of flower gardens scattered throughout the district, though they all appear to be whatever citizens felt like planting at the time. In fact, only flowers in Apprassage seem to match, especially around the University. Today, while the rain's stopped, a large group of people seem to be taking advantage of Recollé Square's mismatching for flower picking, crown and wreath weaving, and bouquet arranging. The activities seem to be loosely led by the city's PTA and some of the other socialite groups from around town. Then again, for long-standing citizens of the city this isn't unusual either. You seem to remember that this is an annual sort of thing even though there isn't actually a name for the event.

Some booths are set up around the park to swap seeds, flowers and food for cash or gossip, the guidelines a little more loose outside of the business districts. It seems as though lot of families are picnicking this weekend. There's even some kind of contest going on for the best flower crown - though usually the city tends to collectively pick a kid for the winner, so your best artistic talents might not get you the admiration you crave.

In addition, there's the most accurately judged flower-growing contest if you've been waiting for this day for a year or more, but that event tends to have the same people involved every year and the majority of Recollé isn't too heavily invested in it. They're here for the picnics and flower crowns, and it seems about the same as it always does. This year, though, there do seem to be more flowers than ever...and for that matter, they're a lot bigger than usual, too.

III.
Despite some of the fashion fiascos the magazines are displaying, maybe you should spend some time shopping this week. It may come as a surprise to you that your clothes haven't been fitting properly as of late. Those skinny jeans are just a hair too loose, and your favorite shirt seems baggier than it used to be. The problem, however, is that every shop you go to seems to stock clothes with the same issues. You're down a size or two or three, or maybe they're just marking everything down wrong. And surely you don't have the time or money to replace your entire wardrobe...will you take your chances? Complain to the store's manager? Or maybe you're an unfortunate soul who has to try and explain the unexplainable. Maybe offering a coupon will appease shoppers today.

IV.
Apparently walking around your neighborhood isn't quite as safe as it used to be - or it isn't safe if you want to trust your eyes. One second the little old lady who lives at the corner appears to be walking her pitbull just as she has every day for the last several years. The next, the pitbull is gone and she's walking a rather angry-looking caterpillar. Blink and you'll miss it, but as time goes on you'll see more and more of these larger-than-life insects wandering around. No matter how hard you try to explain it, the only other people who seem to see this as the least bit weird are people with the Retrospec app.

Oh, do you not have the Retrospec app? Think again. The sound of chirping crickets will follow you until the next time you look at your mobile device or a public computer, prompting you to accept a profile and upload a user picture. Congratulations! It seems as though you've been selected to be a new tester!

...it's going to be one of those days.

BONUS.
While the Retrospec app only infrequently has posts from the company itself - and those have thus far proven to be universally useless - this month there is an onslaught of updates. At least once per day there's a picture of a new type of flower or insect, along with a "fun fact" about whatever the company has posted.

Did you know, for example, that wasps feeding on fermenting juice have been known to get "drunk' and pass out? Ancient civilizations burned aster leaves to ward off evil spirits. Ticks can grow from the size of a grain of rice to the size of a marble. Roses are related to apples, raspberries, cherries, peaches, plums, nectarines, pears and almonds. Houseflies find sugar with their feet, which are 10 million times more sensitive than human tongues. Praying mantises prey on other insects, and perhaps you'd better watch your step.

Wait, what?

As usual, any attempt to get the company to reply about the increasingly disturbing information they're sending out is useless. The daily facts grow less and less useful and eventually seem to be nothing but fun facts about how flowers and bugs could kill you or one another. Kind of unfortunate for you, if this is your first time getting any messages whatsoever from the app. How do you unsubscribe? Good luck figuring it out.

Welcome to the [community profile] recolle test drive meme! All characters will be begin in-game AU'd as Recollé residents. You may use any of the above prompts for ideas or make up your own depicting your Recollé AU! Prompts do not have to be set in the districts listed above. You can review our list of locations for what's available. Please note that TDM threads can be used as samples, can be kept as game canon, and can also be used for bonus points for future item regains. Share a few minor details of your AU, tag around, and have fun! The April 2017 TDM directory can be found here. The April 2017 Workshop can be found here. The mod questions comment is here.
sotenbori: (damn it kazzy-kun's postcard again)

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[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-17 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[after witnessing this spectacle of just really awful luck, majima takes a couple jogging steps to catch up to the poor guy. he's got a big enough umbrella to cover both of them and hopefully that might be enough to help him from ...further onslaught.]

Here, I'll wait with ya until you catch another one.
crudest: (♚ does he just look)

[personal profile] crudest 2017-04-17 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
[if baren was afraid of that gay shit he'd be out of a job so fast - but at least he does have a hairbrush nearby thanks to the fact that he actually helped out some kids earlier?? so once he works out the first tangles with his fingers he'll brush this guy's hair out properly]

Did you know that you can easily mistake the discovery channel for some horror shit if you watch it for long enough?

Plants'll fuck you up if you let 'em, you know?
sotenbori: (am i a shonen protag yet)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-17 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hadn't really thought that far ahead.

[but he's sure he'll figure it out somehow. maybe in a bag? or on his arms? or...

whatever he'll figure it out.]


But they'll look pretty cute if they decide to wear them. Getting in the spirit and everything.
feistytrader: (gold's hat is huge too)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-17 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
So I get a discount, right?

[...It's a joke. It's hard to tell with his expression- or lack thereof- but the twenty he sets down is more than enough to pay for some aleve and skittles.]

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-17 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ The more he laughs, the more worked up Mafuyu gets, trying to tug the trap off her thumb, but that only gets the finger from the other hand stuck even more and— a crack. That has her freezing immediately, because did she just break her thumb!? ...No, there's no pain, it's just the joint cracking, but that's not to say her thumb won't come off the more she struggles, maybe dislocating her thumb is the only way to escape. ]

Shut up. Take it off.

[ There would be a "please" here, but... it doesn't come. ]
judgementkazzy: (テールは振らないぜ)

i

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-17 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kaz only catches the tail-end of Fai's misadventure and already he feels for the guy. It might be too little, too late but he may as well. ]

Uh, hey!

[ Kiryu calls out to get his attention and lifts his umbrella like an offering. ]

Are you okay?
destage: (HMM ♡ That sounds fake but okay)

[personal profile] destage 2017-04-17 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, there's someone she hasn't seen in a bit! Sayaka waves a little, smiling brightly.]

Yeah, right? It's so nice that professionals can tell them apart, but it makes looking for them so hard...especially when you get pelted with a bunch of names at once! Bengonias, Hydrangeas, Forget-me-nots...

[Sayaka shakes her head.]

It's so confusing, right? All I want are some cute little flowers to try and grow in my dorm room, not a ten page thesis on their origins!
feistytrader: (4)

[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-17 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[...You know, he really couldn't care less about some poor soaked dude, but he absolutely gives a shit about the poor soaked cat he's carrying around.]

Hey, hold up.

[Silver pulls off his hoodie; it's pretty clear that he intends to cover both him and the cat, which isn't exactly an umbrella, but beggars can't be choosers here.]
l1r1: (04:00)

[personal profile] l1r1 2017-04-17 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hi... peanut gallery. Ludger William Kresnik doesn't leave a conversation unfinished, so- ]

You... wouldn't happen to have an umbrella, would you?
hjack69: (pic#11051394)

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[personal profile] hjack69 2017-04-17 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Uhhhhhh.

[ Yeah. Uh.

Backstory: I'm going to be a dick and assume Nisha has taken walks here before - Jack does too, and he doesn't always see her when he does, but sometimes he gets lucky and gets the opportunity to... totally puss out and not say anything to her. Yeah. Maybe he's seen her arrest somebody or break up a fight or something at one of the bars/clubs he goes too, idk, the point is that he has no chill because she's ridiculously hot. He just happens to be on one of his many still-not-saying-anything walks when she talks to him first, and he gives her a look like a deer in the headlights.
]

Y...eah. Yeah! [ Jesus take the wheel while Jack takes the offered flower crown, plopping it on top of his head like an idiot. ] Yeah, sure. Yeah. Wouldn't wanna, like. Make a little kid cry or something, right?

Yeah.

[ Beat. ]

Hi.

[ After weeks of careful combing through whatever totally sick pickup lines and ice breakers he has in his repertoire, that's what he ends up giving. Hi. ]
judgementkazzy: (I’m feeling like)

[personal profile] judgementkazzy 2017-04-17 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Kaz hums a response, his attention mostly focused on helping now that he's gotten started. ]

That's true. Might give your club a spring theme.

[ Of course Kiryu knows nothing about running a club, please take his words with a grain of salt. ]

Aren't you going to wear one?
originallutece: a flying cityyyy? (talk; do you want to build)

[personal profile] originallutece 2017-04-17 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, good lord-- Rosalind blinks a few times, but takes the umbrella gladly.]

Come here, then.

[She holds it up high enough they might both fit, or at least try.]

I'm not going to fumble with my wallet in the rain. But my name is Dr. Lutece, if you're worried I'll run off without paying you.

[personal profile] buncho 2017-04-17 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Why would I know anything about it?

[ Does Mafuyu look that smart to her? ...Actually, that assumption has her a little bit flattered, as if Cleo reached out to somebody she thought were capable and not just the first person she laid eyes on. So Mafuyu will give in, just this once, sidling up to Cleo and motioning to hand over the phone. ]

I bet it's a virus or something.

[ She can't do anything about viruses, but. Whatever. ]
sotenbori: (wait you also sell food here)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-17 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[he sounds like a good kid tbh]

Never thought of it like that. The narrators on that channel always put me to sleep. You gotta at least make it sound excitin' -- like in a zombie movie. There's no boring narrators with that shit.
thesettingsun: smile (Default)

[personal profile] thesettingsun 2017-04-17 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Shuji's pretty sure that's a joke. Almost. 99%.]

Still can't. What about a bigger tip next time I see you perform?
destage: (CURIOUS ♡ What's beyond the door)

[personal profile] destage 2017-04-17 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Ludger, in this moment, you are an absolute lifesaver.]

Oh, Ludger--my umbrella got blown off and stuck in a tree! It's so high up, I can barely reach the handle! I'm worried it'll break if I try to grab it, though...

Could you help me get it down, please? Maybe you'll have a little better luck. [Sayaka clasps her hands in front of her.] I will owe you forever.
scythegun: (DECISION ⇝ you're totally fucked)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-17 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Well, at least Forget-me-nots have a name that's a bit hard to forget!

[The others just kind of went over his head...]

It would be a bit amusing if one of your friends was writing a paper on that very topic, but I would find it a bit hard to stay interested!

[Flowers are boring and who cares about where they come from??]

I take it you haven't had any luck on your search, though?
chaoticdrifting: (would taste better w/vodka)

wildcard~

[personal profile] chaoticdrifting 2017-04-17 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[This might not be his beat or even part of his job any more, but he always drifted into police stations. It didn't matter that he now spent his time hunting down rumors of the strange, the bizarre and the unnatural, he had a nose for trouble and crime. He also had a nose for sweets, which is why he was sitting in the breakroom, helping himself to coffee and fresh bakery.

No doubt he actually also supplies the bakery once and a while too, so he doesn't see it as theft, only as sharing the goods. At her comment about the state of the room, he looks down at his cup, adds another heaping teaspoon of sugar and takes a sip.]


I wouldn't know; I'm just passing by.

glaciers: (5)

[personal profile] glaciers 2017-04-17 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[He is still glaring even as he turns towards Silver.]

Because people need a smile more than they need mystery. Especially when they're in the middle of a stressful situation. A smile that says "everything is alright" is better than any mask could ever be.
sotenbori: (did i leave the gas on)

[personal profile] sotenbori 2017-04-17 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[it's cute that he tries.]

I wasn't going to. [there's a pause, while he considers this] Why, should I?
allthreefourths: (pic#9362084)

[personal profile] allthreefourths 2017-04-17 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
I. WATER YOU DOING.
[ life is hard when you're always prepared but never prepared. so, yeah, he's the sucker who's stuck underneath a vendor trying to seem somewhat interested in... everything, while he waits out the rain and vaguely considers how worth it it would be to run out and wet his books to save him from his own terrible acting.

mostly because he feels bad just dawdling around with the storeowner looking at him like that, but. you know.

rain is wet. and the gossip on this magazine cover is So Legit-- ]


Wow. Wow, that's amazing. [ gesturing at the magazine ] Do you see this? They found uh... [ squinting at the text ] ...Alien skulls. Wow.

[ please save him ]

II. AMEOWZING.
[ so maybe you've left a couple of flowers you were planning to use for a flower crown down. maybe you left the whole crown on the empty space beside you on that bench/grass/whatever you were sitting on. hell, maybe you were enjoying a nice sandwich or... whatever you like to eat.

either way, you get distracted for a moment. you look away. and when you look back? there is now a black cat, munching away on whatever you had.

there is also the supposed (?) owner kind of bustling into the scene, somewhat winded and very much sheepish, his hands on his knees as he bends over to catch his breath. ]


Tttthat's, phew-- [ give him a second ] --That is... Replaceable. I can replace that.

[ looking at the cat now, brow furrowed. ]

Thor, will you-- [ slightly more hushed, as if this consultation will somehow get his beloved feline to Release The Snacks: ] Do you see the situation we're in right now?

BONUS. STOP BUGGING ME.
Part of me wants to ask about tips on moving into the ocean so I can avoid all the bugs that are somehow both ten times cooler while being simultaneously more terrifying, but the better question is probably "has anyone figured out how to turn these facts off yet?" so... There it is. That's what I'm asking.

Don't get me wrong. Termites, 7000 eggs, great. Just, you know, a little choice is nice? Is there a secret codeword I need to text somewhere here?

Note to self: remember this when installing random things that pop up in the future.


WILDCARD.
[ hit me up with any prompt you can think of, if you like! and if you want to hash out any additional au stuff, just pm me here or hit me up at [plurk.com profile] trinities. ]
goen: ((๑→‿ฺ←๑))

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[personal profile] goen 2017-04-17 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Whoop here's Yato popping up from behind. He leans over the back of the bench, inspecting Majima's handiwork (or lack thereof). He's mildly surprised that Majima would take an interest in flower crowns, but not as surprised as he would be if those flower crowns actually looked presentable. ]

Step aside, boss! I'll show you how it's done!

[ Majima may also notice that Yato's eyes are now a bright blue instead of their former poopy brown, but that's neither here nor there... ]
scythegun: (RELAXED ⇝ hahaha wow)

[personal profile] scythegun 2017-04-17 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
If I did, I certainly wouldn't still be stuck under here!

[He's smiling but there's something in his voice that makes it sound like he's almost annoyed...?? He's also wearing a very nice suit, which is probably why he doesn't want to get rained on.]

Ah, but surely it'll pass soon. They usually do!

[HE'S TRYING SO HARD TO BE OPTIMISTIC HERE.]
feistytrader: (chillin like a. protag.)

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[personal profile] feistytrader 2017-04-17 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[...Well. That was graceful. It's not that he doesn't have a clue of what happened- given that he's saying roaches are terrifying and that some pets have been looking a little on the buggy side- which is insane, but what the hell is he going to do about it- he can make an educated guess at what wigged him out.

That doesn't mean that he isn't going to clap at his landing.]


Looks like something really bugged you.

[This is exactly what Reigen needed today.]
cattack: (>:T)

[personal profile] cattack 2017-04-17 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
[She obediently hands over the phone. Please ignore the app that is nothing but cute animal pictures.]

If it is, then I have great cause for concern. I have done nothing that would infect my phone...